King Kamala

American League MVP: A Rod CY Young: Pedro Martinez Rookie: Not a big fan of the minors, so don't know any. AL Manager: Joe Torre AL East Yankees: 115-47 Red Sox: 104-58 (Wild Card) Blue Jays: 87-75 Orioles: 79-83 Devil Rays: 71-91 AL Central Royals: 88-74 Twins: 86-76 White Sox: 80-82 Indians: 73-89 Tigers: 64-98 AL West: Angels: 104-58 Mariners: 100-62 As: 85-77 Ranger: 70-92 NL MVP:Albert Pujols NL Cy Young: Andy Petite NL Manager of the Year: Larry Bowa NL East: Phillies: 102-60 Braves: 87-75 Expos:83-79 Marlins: 82-80 Mets: 78-84 NL Central Astros: 105-57 Cubs: 99-63 (Wild Card) Cardinals:85-77 Reds: 84-78 Pirates: 75-87 Brewers: 57-105 NL West Giants: 98-64 Dodgers: 96-66 Diamondbacks: 91-71 Padres: 83-79 (They'll improve loads) but dammit they only won 64 games last year Rockies: 77-85 AL Playoffs Red Sox beat Angels in 5 Yankees sweep Royals NL Playoffs Cubs beat Phillies in 5 Astros beat Giants in 4 ALCS Red Sox defeat Yankees in 6 NLCS Astros beat Cubs in 7 World Series Astros beat Red Sox in 5

If I were Philly I'd trade Iverson, he may be one of the top 10 players in the game but you can't build a team around him (If that makes any sense). Back to Rasheed Wallace, If I were Danny Ainge and I wanted to make the playoffs as an eight seed I'd seriously CONSIDER trading for Wallace.

I call shotgun on village idiot. Oh and I can chip in about $5.13

I bought the episode where Nanny makes cookies for everyone but Rowlf on VHS for a quarter at a yard sale. Does anybody know that they made an album with just Rowlf? Who the fuck thought that would sell?

Nah it'll be the Brewers trust me on that one. In fact I'm willing to bet.....come on do you really think I was gonna bet on last place in the NL Central. Give me $15 on Milwaukee

Ricky Davis only scores tons of points in garbage blow out losses. I'd so much rather have Eric Williams and Tony Battie, a few solid role players could help the team a lot more then Ricky. I heard the only way the Hawks are trading Rasheed before the deadline is to get cheap, young guys.

Cold Pizza is fuckin awful when you have the guy from Hangin With Mr. Cooper and Darryl Dawkins doing some comic bits from the NBA All Star Weekend, it's time to stop. When D grade celebrities, who'd sell their left nut to be on the Saturday Early Show, look extremely pissed to be on your show IT'S TIME TO STOP.

I predict the Kings will defeat my Celtics by 35 points tonight, we are just that bad. With all this Rasheed Wallace trade talk, I think a trade to Philadelphia would be a pretty good idea. Trade Wallace to Philly for Kyle Korver and Samuel Dalembert. Hell you could convert the Wachovia Center to a Pennslyvania state penitentary.

Which of these out of left field (No pun intended) teams do you think have a shot at making a solid playoff run. I included the Marlins because despite being last year's world champs, no one is predicting them to even make the playoffs. I didn't include the Brewers, Pirates and Reds, because they have basically just stood their the entire off season twiddling their thumbs. Why I included the Indians? Cause I wanted ten options, anyways onto my pick. The Royals are my pick to win the AL Central and in this poll, they have a lot of pop and added a few solid players for cheap. Sure they have some major flaws, but so does every other team in the AL Central and I think the Royals just may win the division. Although I do think they'll get tossed early in the playoffs. I honestly don't think they'll be another team along the lines of the Florida Marlins and Anaheim Angels, but with the Yankees $200 million payroll, this is the first time I could say I would appreciate one (That is if the Red Sox or Cubs don't win it).

I probably should have included the Reds instead of the Indians. The Reds have a much better chance with Griffey back "healthy", heck the outfield as a whole is one of the best in the NL. I can't even name three Indians, in fact all I can think of off the top of my head is Milton Bradley.

Is being like Harvey Whippleman neccessarily a good thing? I mean he managed Giant Gonzalez, Well Dunn and Big Bully Busick. None of his guys got even remotley over in the WWF.

Don't worry my fellow Sox fans, this Yankees lineup is TOO good to be true. The locker room will be one giant ego fuck. Oh who am I kidding, the Yankees will dominate and probably win 110+ games. But the Sox'll get 'em in the ALCS just you watch AngleSault and Dames. Just you watch......

Nobody expects them to win yet again. They lost a lot of their offensive star power. Sure they still have good pitching but there offense is still meh. The Royals are an unexpected team because they're projected third in AL Central despite making solid additions to teams. I wanna see the Yankees lose this year just to hear AngleSault cry like a bitch.....oh wait..... Anyways I actually think the Rangers will do better this year without A Rod mind you only 5 or 6 games better. A huge amount of pressure has been lifted off their shoulders, Soriano isn't that much worse offensively then ARod and Blalock and the other young guys should continue to develop. Call me crazy but I think the Expos will hover around .500 again, sure they lost Vlad but I think Nick Johnson's gonna have a breakout year and Jurassic Carl will hit 30-40 longballs into the empty bleachers. I'm gonna trek up to Montreal to see them against the Astros in August, hopefully they won't be too good.

I'm betting Utah gets Van Horn next. They need some names on that team (Despite hovering around .500) and the two stars on their team are both white AND Keith Van Horn went to Utah.

Jeez even I know half the bands on those lists aren't metal. Ratt? Def Leppard? I love Queen but they are by no means metal.

They should really get rid of that skills competition with the current NBA player, WNBA player and NBA legend....it's really just there. The skills competition has got potential though.

Yeah but the reason I like the NBA 10x more then soccer is the NBA players always try to give a show. As conceded as it as and as much as a lot of people hate it, it makes the game exciting in some way.

I may be the only one but I liked Barber Shop 2 just as much as the first. Although I was wondering where the hell Anthony Anderson and the other guy that was trying to rob the ATM went ( Perhaps it was because Anderson was doing *shudder* My Baby's Daddy). I find it funny that their was a hidden message about corporate America buying out small businesses and taking over the ghettoes when there were so many hidden endorsements in the movie.

Tiger's dressed like an 8 year old kid in that picture, I find that very funny for some reason.

I can think of five teams that would benefit from Marc Brunell better then the Redskins. How are they going to groom Ramsey if they're hiring veteran QBs each year? I mean hiring one his rookie year isn't a bad idea but it's his third year. It's do or die time for Ramsey.

Celts should just play for a nice lotto pick now, get a high profile coach and next year try and get some nice roleplayers to support Pierce.

Is Josh McCown even worthy of being a starter for even a season (If the Cardinals don't draft Manning or Rothlisberger they're complete idiots)? I think if the Cardinals draft Manning or Rothlisberger they should just A. Throw 'em to the wolves and see what happens or B. Sign Marc Brunell to a one or two year contract.

I'm a big fan of da whities and I'm holding hope that Mesi will beat a name contender. Sure he looked like shit in his MSG debut but Muhammed Ali almost lost to Doug Jones in his Madison Square Garden debut. I just don't think he can compete though.

MISL isn't better than the MLS, talent wise (In fact it's probably worse) but it's so much more exciting for the average American sports fans. The scores are like 14-11, it's great. Too bad it's regulated to purgatory (Fox Sports World) cause I think it could gain a small following if it was on ESPN 2 or something. What's the other American soccer league? Tt's even lower than MLS and they play in fucking high school football stadiums. I saw it once or twice on Fox Sports World. $5 says nobody has the answer.

Will you please insult me in the form of a limerick?