King Kamala

I'm downloading Baseball Mogul 2003 off of Kazaa (I'm too much of a cheap ass to spend the $20 on this year's version). Anyone play this? Would you give it a recommendation?

House Party 2 House Party 3 Both DVDs were $5.50 at Wal-Mart and if there are any sadistic fucks out there Suburban Commando is also in the $5.50 DVD section at Wal-Mart.

Small talk and arguing. Don't try to small talk with me, I'll end up saying something really stupid in an attempt to start conversation.

Just as I made that post Boozer popped into my head. Boozer is the Charles Oakley to LeBron's Michael Jordan.

No...no there isn't. I've seen three mildly funny Mad TV skits in my lifetime and two of them involved Will Sasso.

Wing Commander was pretty bad and quite possibly the most boring action movie I've seen, but I don't think it's the worst. All of the aforementioned Bruce Li (Not a typo) movies are good candidates. I like some kung fu movies but man those are some god damn awful movies.

Well they averaged 24,000 a night last year (Thanks baseballreference.com) but when you're in a 60,000 seat stadium it's hard to have an impressive looking crowd.

The Ricky Davis trade has worked out well for both sides amazingly. The Celtics get a solid sixth man in Davis and a potential starting center in Chris Mihm while the Cavs get solid roleplayers to help the LeBron show. Anyone here about the rumor that the Cavs are going to trade Illgeaukas? If they do, they'll have NO offensive threats besides LeBron (Darius Miles has sucked since arriving in Cleveland).

I've heard it's like watching a game in a 60,000 seat greenhouse. I fucking hate going into greenhouses, so most likely I'd hate the Metrodome. And the fact that it's mosty empty and cavernous during the regular season doesn't help.

The TO rumor I've heard from Deion Saunders on the CBS pregame show. But maybe Deion's just being Deion. The Detroit rumor I've heard from numerous places. I mean Detroit aren't exactly geniuses, I could see them trading away Joey Harrington to get old Jeff Garcia.

I dunno but my lesbian gym teacher (not an insult, a fact) send me there cause she thought it was irresponsible and interrupting the class. The principal ended sending me right back to finish the mile anyways.

How many games do you think the Tigers will lose? I bet 110, they'll improve a bit due to their low rent free agent signings but they'll still lose at least 110.

I heard TO wants to go to Atlanta. Michael Vick at quarterback, Terrell Owens and Peerless Price as the 1 and 2 recievers, TJ Duckett and Warrick Dunn in the backfield. That offense is killer, even if Michael Vick becomes the Bo Jackson of our era that's still a Super Bowl quality offense. I also heard they'll let Jeff Garcia walk instead of Owens and Jeff Garcia will sign with Detroit to be with Mariucci.

I see Maddux fitting in with the Padres better than the Cubs. He could probably mentor the underrated pitching staff and at the very least help get the club to 70 wins. It's a win win situation for both sides.

Change mine to King Kamala Classic. I could go for the obvious King Kamala Klassic joke, but I won't.

I once had 12 anchovie and pumpkin seed pizzas delivered to a former friend's house back when I was a lad. Twas the greatest day of my life, especially after I learned that they kept the twelve pizzas.

Hey you guys have the WNBA's Connecticut Sun which is more than Maine has (Although we are home to the WNFL's Maine Freeze, yes there is a WNFL)

I bet there's a San Francisco curse and I'll be damned if it doesn't involve Rice-A-Roni.

I might be the only person watching the San Francisco Bowl, but my hometown's hero is Quentin Porter, the starting QB for Boston College. I went to school with his cousin, who said ol Quentin was gonna be the number #1 NFL draft in 2006....I wonder if he still thinks that.

Is there a curse revolving around the Cleveland Indians not winning a world series since 1948. Than again Cleveland Indians have sucked about 50 of the 55 years since they've won the World Series.

I for one thought Pootie Tang had it's moments. And yes North was a piece of shit especially considering all the great comedic talent in it and it had a decent enought director. They could have made a very good kids movie that would make a killing at the box office but instead they made a direct video worthy run of the mill kids movie

I got sent to the principal's office in 6th grade for doing the dance Alex Wright used to do in gym class while I was running the mile. It was so worth it.

It could be like a poor man's Rudy Dama! At least give it a go, you can always brag to your grandkids that you were cut by one of the greatest college football programs. Me I've always wanted to play professional kickball.

Band Aid- Do They Know It's Christmas?

I gotta go with the LA Clippers alternate jerseys for basketball. Mixing the old school with the new school. The best in the baseball is a fourway tie, Boston, LA, New York Yankees and Detroit. Simple, cool looking and still worn by youngsters today (Hell, people still even wear Tigers jerseys) Football I have to go with the Raiders, black and silver are muthafuckin ass kicking colors (Except this year they're ass kicked colors)