Dazzler could shoot lasers, so even if her character was lame, that was *something*
Gambit has an appealing personality, and he makes good use of a relatively limited power.
The strength of Jubilee's powers differ.
My vote--Angel. Original angel, with no metal wings or healing factor. He's like an unarmed Hawkman.
Worst yet, he has hollow bones, so he's like easier to break in half than a normal human.
You want a cure, Warren? How about a bonesaw? Just don't consider football as a career or anything like that.