The Amazing Rando

naw its gonna be a R.Kelly video. "Trapped In A Fatsuit"?

See... Tim White just needs to watch a Shelton vs. Big Show match and he'd be free...

Then will Mama Benjamin come back and lead the Invasion?

"WHAT? YOU CAN'T DO THAT?"

They knew that even if it got rejected it would get.... cut scene... WHAT THE FUCK?!!!!?!?!?! ...publicity either way.

"What do you mean she's 16? Motherfucker...she said she was 12!"

One day we will tune into Raw, and a match will suddenly fade to Bob Newhart in a bed, popping awake and mumbling about everything being a dream. Patrick Duffy will then come out of the shower and bean him with a snow globe.

How long until Matt Hardy has a "Final Destination" gimmick?

Rehab did nothing!!!!! No, it's: The rehab, it does nothing!!! Yeah, I dropped the ball on that one...oh well Eugene should wear goggles.

I hope he stabs Lita.

I didn't read the whole thread...and I'm not like some huge MST3K fan. I love the name, and I am fucking amazing, but even I find it hard to sit through Manos even with the bots. That's one harsh fucking film. I'm still a big "I Accuse My Parents" fan, which makes me want to have RVD walk around with drunken parents and asking people if they "remember when he main evented" over and over and over before he ends up joining the mob and teaming up with some lounge singin' broad at a shoe store. EDIT: And I dig Disney references more.

For when the mime gets old... "I could tell you....through INTERPRETIVE DANCE" Plus, London and Kendrick fly around like magic little pixies, with such moves as the "450 pixie splash" and the "shooting star of pixie dust" Then one of the Divas can enslave them into her power, and Boogeyman has to rescue them from the Wicked Witch of the West London can do "The Shooting Star" and Kendrick can do one from the adjacent turnbuckle called "The Second Shooting Star To The Right"

ECW: II Drink Minimum featuring Sandman vs. Terry Funk....

XM is offered online, and I do frequently record music and their programming thanks to my lovely Cool Edit software. It's not like I'm selling it, but I do use it to help get other people to buy XM.

I landed on three Moon Lander pods...still can't beat admin's score.

Dammit. It must have been some other muscle-bound senior citizen...

Mark Mothersbaugh is out of his fucking mind.

To me, I don't think Linda McMahon really knows what the word "bizarre" means. I think she thinks it means "honest". So to Linda I say... Bizarrely, your husband has gone out of his fucking mind.

I feel more and more ashamed that he was the guy that showed me the old Smarkboard in the first place. EDIT: Also, the caption of that Sean Shannon picture from the posted link mentions Shannon as a "her".

I didn't know they had DVDs. I haven't seen the episode that is currently on (burial, cola)

I did tape it, Rudo. I'll see what I can do about maybe DVDing or something

Holy shit....... that's all.

So is Loaded Glove working for WWE now? Since he described the ending to the Cena/Edge match about two hours before the match even started.

As a matter of fact...it seems to look a bit like Goldust's catch powerslam he used to use as people came off the ropes. Shelton's version is just like it except from a standing static positon.