The Amazing Rando

ESPN's Outside The Lines is doing a report on the whole Benoit/Concussion (crossing it over with Nowinski/NFL) thing... Nowinski is being interviewed.

Kennedy looks up when he goes for his microphone.

So the refs come down to stop Cena from injuring Regal, but don't stop this. The only logic is "Regal was the boss", but you would think Vince would save Umaga from HHH given that Vince sent Umaga out there in the first place.

Those were two sad, sad, SAD white boys.

Kelly Kelly <3s Balls ...i think we already established this on episode 3 or so.

Did you taste the italian flavor "Beverly"? That shit could pass for cheap whiskey if it had any alcohol in it. I drank it and almost gave it right back to the fountain in violent flying foam form.

It needs to be Matt Hardy. Vince can hate it, but Matt will try to "McMahon" himself to appease him. Jeff Hardy will be all "dude, WTF" and eventually Vince will actually side with Jeff. Pushing Jeff Hardy with Vince in the same way as "Corporate Dude Love" in early 1998 would be fun and provide some great promos. Although, the best would be saved for early-on in the storyline... Matt: You do know, Vince, that we both... Vince: Yeah, damn right I know...it felt like a warm can of stewed tomatoes...

Snitsky only inflicts pain on his terms Snitsky is sensible.

"Someone put Hunter in the DRYER!"

Is that why I smell the burning flesh of the ne'erbelievers?

Orton's taking that "toe to toe" thing a little too....sensibly.

This is seriously becoming the "WHAT?!" of the TSM forums. It needs to die. NEVER. Never Not Val Venis?? NNVV??

Only if he pulls it off in two months and has a Flock of Seagulls haircut.

NOT VAL VENIS~!!!

He should be. Snitsky's probably got some really bad breath. Plus the whole, you know, killing babies thing. Yeah, that's like 2/3rds of his fanbase.

Carlito says hello. His music repeats in less time than it takes HHH to cover Booker after a Pedigree.

Melina must have real connections...she got Bobby Eaton as a tag partner. Not the most flattering of an outfit, though, Robert.

Cena vs. Snitsky... a miscarriage of a wrestling match. appropriate, really.

I really don't, honestly. I'd like to see it though. Its funny though, both guys are on the ECW roster, but I can't really say I see either one of them as being "extreme". Especially in the classical ECW sense of using weapons and tables and the like. Nitro did fairly well against Dreamer a few weeks back. And i'm fairly certain CM Punk has probably been in his share of FBTW or other such matches.

this past Sunday I had personal things to attend to, not sure what will be happening NEXT Sunday, but I'm sure I should be okay (even though I won't have the time to write)

I can't make it Saturday night due to work, but I already have my rankings set up anyway. So just go with it.

I'm in...and dammit, the first fucking week who do I get to face... CARTMAN. Mooootherfucker.

Well it keeps Santino out of the ring while getting his crummy heel character over. It's also the best kinds of segments for someone like Santino, and Maria, Regal, and Simmons just add to the hilarity and all of them are over in that regard.

I will be doing teh opening promo...sooooo... i'll already be at the desk when Jakey vs. Johnny starts. RIGHT ON!

Isn't Spike a face anyway? AND... I did say that, this show at least, I could be booked as well (and do the Jerry Lawler "oh, there's my music" entrance from the desk) ...but next week I can't be booked, so expect this to continue possibly into next week as well (at Taamo/Chris' discretion, of course. Oh, and guess what... ALAN CLARK EVERY SEGMENT = BLEEP THOSE CURSES! (or any other unsavory discussion). Alan will be making no general crude or unsavory remarks himself. Also, Alan will probably talk down on anyone he has faced recently, and most people in general ...but he WILL give credit where credit is due no matter what side of the fence a person is on. So good skills in the ring = praise (even if it is only slight praise) from Clark.