The Amazing Rando

I was just pointing something out.... i have no stance up or down on the house show attendance... but for January ... it was apparently down.

I would seriously consider giving Jeff Hardy something different from what is already on WWE TV... maybe an inverted DDT into the facelock w/bodyscissors... the old Scorpion Death Drop into the body lock... call it "The Fate Remains The Same" or something similiar to his whole crazy attitude on life.

that's January... AS (i believe) mentioned it's gone up since Eddie won the title.

My Favorite Track of the Moment... "Don't Fear The Reaper" by BOC

Jeff could EASILY turn heel... Just change his finisher to a submission or something that doesn't involve him taking his clothes off or jumping off of things.

doesn't that mean that he's been Teflon Test since his debut?

OMG WTF?! I'd buy that... and those Dames condoms wouldn't sell at ALL... they would be Unfuckwithable. Can I get a "Mike Sanders Pony" shirt? That would rule.

they weren't thrown together... They were T-n-T ...they were DYNAMITE~ /kayfabe

I'm really really pissed that the closest theater to me that this is playing is about an hour and a half away. So. Fucking. Pissed.

I think the fact that Foley has made me feel EVERY emotion possible over his career (just in interviews) makes him tops to me. I still say ... "Cane Dewey" is one of the craziest things I've ever seen and just made me see Foley as a genius after watching it.

And something I forgot...I'm all for them practicing matches for TV or PPV... but if i went to a house show and saw a good match, then went home and saw it the next night on Smackdown, I might get a little ticked off like "why did I just pay that money to see it live" I mean...the live experience is GREAT and everything... but not great enough to see Kidman win with a rollup

I would think it would be a FACE... Judge wasn't a face (though helping Tom might give him that kind of turn) I wanna say it's FROST. Going back old-school with a Flesher/Frost tag team. Then after the match they have a huge break up.

the fact that the WWE has to "write up matches" in the first place just .... ugh .... I would think most of the guys know how to put matches together...at least in some way. It wouldn't take much for the WWE bookers to say "Kidman, you are wrestling Noble tonight...do what you want but don't kill yourselves" ...and let them go out and have a match... ESPECIALLY if the only fans that care are the ones in the arena that night.

Hence...they need to PUSH the guys they have! Some of them have potential to go a long way if just given the chance to let the fans get behind them.

the WWE is killing itself because alot of the guys the WWE are banking on only care about themselves and not bettering the company. Brock only cared about himself. HHH only cares about himself. Taker only cares about himself -- it's very evident at this point HBK only cares about himself and his friends. Only recently have others started getting some air... Jericho, Angle, Eddie, Benoit...those guys care about the business (though Angle kinda cares about his health a bit more at this point, which is fine), but those are the guys that worked for YEARS to get to where they are now, and didn't get shoved in the spotlight through friendships and politics. Austin seems to only care about himself as well. These are the guys that hold the company in their hands. Brock leaving was a HUGE hit to Vince, and it's his fault. Austin leaving was a huge hit. HHH's injury in 2001 was a huge hit too. Those things shouldn't be such big deals. Sure, they are main eventers...but they are big deals because there is basically NOBODY that can go immediately into those spots. There are a few, I'll admit...but not as many as they need to keep things fresh. Vince is also seriously hurting himself by having bias toward his own creations. The Invasion was complete shit for this reason. Nobody was seen as a threat except "ECW", and they aligned with "WCW" and it turned into a clusterfuck. Vince had the chance to make every fans dream come true...and he brings it to us as a Buff Bagwell match. Vince needs to look at those ECW and WCW guys. He has started too...but the guys he has pushed are ones that jumped, not ones that came over in the buy out. He has many wrestlers that, with a nice storyline, could take back spots in the uppercard. RVD, Booker T, Jericho, hell...even RHYNO could make a decent contender even just to put someone else over, because he has the look and could get over as a believable challenger if they just let him. I mean, would it hurt them that bad to push the guy on the fact that he was the final ECW champion? the WWE is dredging OVW for talent when they have a HUGE roster already that is full of guys that could use those kinds of pushes to get themselves over again. Shit, Lance Storm was over huge during the super pro-Canada angle in WCW. Another thing would be "the WWE style" ...something that boggles my mind. I know that they have problems with people getting injured and all of that...but when you bring in a guy like RVD, who is basically uninjurable, and say 'you gotta calm down!' and he has to drastically alter his style, it hurts him all over. Same thing goes for the cruiserweights. These guys made a living bouncing around all over the place like pinballs and while there were some injuries, there wasn't enough that other promotors were saying "stop that! slow down! use more punches!" That division has TONS of potential and it's being completely wasted. Alot of the potential was shown on Smackdown this week with Rey vs. Eddie...even though Eddie isn't a cruiserweight, he can hang with Rey and it showed as the crowd was loving every second of the match. Last but not least... The God Push. I'm not talking about a Goldberg or Lesnar type push, because hopefully Vince has learned his lesson there...but i'm talking about those kind of pushes where no matter WHAT the fans do (or don't do), Vince seems to keep pushing them harder and harder and more and more. I still say that Randy Orton has potential...but until he starts to really show that he deserves his spot, it should go to someone else. That IC title could be used to get a Lance Storm or an A-Train or even a Sean O Haire over. Right now, that title means NOTHING. Randy acts as though he wants to keep it, but other than that it's basically a piece of jewelry that he wears and nothing more. He needs to treat that IC title like HBK did before WMX, going as far as to FAKE a title reign to say "Yes, that belt means THAT much to me" or guys like Rock who fought hard to keep it week in and week out and held it as though it was the top of the mountain to them. The same thing needs to happen to the US Title...as right now it just seems to be worthless with John Cena, even though it isn't at all. Eddie worked hard to bring some worth to it, only for it all to go away in two months courtesy of the Big Show and the writing staff who never had him defend it except against jobbers and shit. Look at how much the Women's Title means now, as Molly went so far as to risk having her head shaved to get it back. You'll never see Randy Orton do anything like that. Same for the CW Title, as Chavo is doing EVERYTHING HE CAN to keep it, even going as far as to lie, cheat, and steal in the uber-heel sense to make sure nobody else gets there hands on it. When he finally loses it, even to Rey...it'll mean more than it did before Chavo had it. Eddie and Benoit took their title wins to HEART...sitting in the ring with tears running down their faces...showing just how much it meant to them. Those belts don't really need to be put over, but every little bit helps. Those kinds of celebrations rarely happen. Angle winning during the Invasion, Mankind beating the Rock, HBK after the Ironman...those little things made that belt seem so much more because these guys showed real emotion. They didn't just grab the belt and run saying "ha ha, mine now" like he's a three year old that just ripped a toy from another kid's hands and ran away, only for the other kid to just turn around and grab something else (which is a good analogy to how some storylines are written...for example - any of HHH's opponents last year that just kinda dropped out of sight after losing their title shot - Kane, Steiner, Booker, etc) So, so many problems...and I don't think Vince has the mentality to fix any of them.

"Yes, the seeing of that boob caused me my hip to just snap RIGHT IN TWO!"

I love the match. I had never seen it in it's entirety till today (on Foley's new DVD) and I must say that even though I knew the ending and alot of the spots, I still sat on the edge of my seat and just couldn't believe how much HHH really gave to the business around that time. I mean... christ...his leg had a huge fucking HOLE in it and he was still taking and giving out even more punishment than I thought humanly possible. On HHH's DVD, he says his mother was in the crowd and she couldn't believe how much blood he lost. HHH would never do that kind of thing today. Foley - well I love Foley. Period. He needs to adopt me. As for the legdrop onto the chair... it's actually a Cactus spot...he does it in alot of his matches. As Mankind, he does it to HBK at Mind Games (though that match WAS in Philly...so could have been a special thing). Cactus, Mankind, and Dude all used nearly the exact same movesets, just with different window dressing. Hell, he busted out the mandible claw in his final ECW match against Mikey (which I marked out for), probably as a prelude of things to come. Hell...until seeing the OTHER MSG street fight between HHH and Jack (from two or so before that...with the "3 faces" intro on the Titantron), I never noticed that it was announced that Dude Love was from "Truth Or Consequences, New Mexico" ...i found that so odd. (Oh...and that Foley DVD just plain RULES)

The fact that he: a) hated pro wrestling b) was doing it for the money and not for the other athletes (yes, athletes) in the business, OR the business itself, OR the fans... ...makes me wonder just what the fuck Vince was thinking when he said "yeah, push that guy!"

... Good thing I have ALOT of guitars laying around. ---------- You Did Not Just Say That~ See how I crush your perfect record.

Clerks M.A.S.K. - Season 1 Transformers - Seasons 1 & 2 Looney Tunes - specifically "The Scarlet Pumpernickel", "Robin Hood", "Duck Amuck", and "What's Opera, Doc?" Disney Cartoons - specifically anything involving Goofy...Mickey as the Brave Little Tailor...and any of the Xmas cartoons. The Simpsons Family Guy Futurama Scooby Doo, Where Are You? - Seasons 1 & 2 Home Movies Dr. Katz (i just enjoyed it) South Park The Critic

I wouldn't mind seeing the WMXX DVD cover just being all black with the logo and "Where It All Begins...Again" underneath. It's classy and sheek.

(goes to Raw, sees security starting up "You Need Implants *clap clap clapclapclap*" chant... goes on massive killing spree)

That's the kind of match that I should have been booked in, actually. I want to be in version 2 of that match...which will probably be Pole Riders, Rotating Surfboard of Death, and Boulder Dashed~

(is handed "Egghead" sign) "You want me to hold this up? For who? Austin?" "No sir, Molly is bald" "And your point is?" "She's really funny looking!" "....."

HHH: The midgets-uh is coming. Random Writer: I think you mean "the midgets are coming" HHH: That's what I said-uh...the midgets-uh is coming!" Random Writer: No...you said "is coming" ...you should say "are coming" HHH: Are you-uh saying I don't know when I is coming and when I are coming? Random Writer: Now that just didn't make any sense. Random Smark (popping in): Like anything else does.