KingPK

Fine. *Cleans out desk* What, no goodbye cake?

.....I've got a complainer. Cool. My poster bitching cherry has been popped. If you are complaining because I closed your thread about that spy in the Pentagon story because there already was a thread on it; dude, we do that all the time. Why have two threads about the same damn thing? As an aside, maybe I should just capitalize the PK in my name already. Everyone else does it.

What the hell are you talking about?

Yes it has, so take it there

Sounded like you were talking about the series with Anaheim and Minnesota.

When you're essentially blocking off miles of street in one of the most populous and busy cities in the world, you damn well BETTER get permission first. Besides, contrary to popular belief, the first amendment DOES NOT mean "you can do and say whatever you want, whenever you want." I saw a bit on C-Span while flipping around. Kind of dull with people just slowly walking down the street and holding their dumb signs.

Because they're the all powerful YANKEES~! of course! Seriously, I'd be VERY worried about their starting pitching right now. Their bullpen has been keeping their heads above water, but they can't overuse them and tire them out before the postseason arrives. And they don't have a pitcher like Pettite anymore that you can point to after a loss in the playoffs and say "ok, he's on the hill next game, so I think we'll be ok." Those upcoming six meetings with Boston have become more meaningful than they did no less than 3 weeks ago.

The yellow and red numbers in the playcalling screen indicate fatigue. Yellow=becoming tired, red=very tired, you should sub him out for a few plays.

I really think this is the last year of 4 pre-season games. It's just too many games that mean zip and only increase the risk of injuries. I mean, is there a point to playing one more game after this week? The teams would have played three "for real, holy shit that big guy's really hitting me" games. I think the rookies and new players would have a good feel for their team by now. I can understand Slayer saying "injuries are injuries", but I dunno, getting injured in the first regular season game seems better than getting hurt in some exhibition.

YAY!! Carolina won a meaningless preseason game!! YAY!! Look at the fans celebrate. Morons. Yeah, we'll ship over the Lombardi Trophy tomorrow. A hell of a lot better performance than last week, at least. The passing game looked goooood and Dillon seemed to get some better run blocking. The backup QB situation still looks pretty cloudy since Kingsbury didn't really impress anyone with how he played, and the assload of penalties are never good. Although some of the calls, on both sides, were kind of iffy. The refs called the game way too tight when the starters were in there. Good, entertaining preseason game, overall.

They completely gave up in the last minute, not even fouling to force Argentina to the line. Did they even hang around to shake the hands of their opponents? They play whoever loses the other semifinal game for the bronze.

All right, how about the rights to the state of Rhode Island? I think historians are still trying to figure out how it became part of New England in the first place.

I bid the soul of Dennis Haskins. And a "Yankees Suck" shirt.

Just for clarification, boxcutters weren't illegal to bring on planes at that time. I think knives with a 3"(?) blade or smaller were okay. Why else would they use a boxcutter instead of an actual knife?

- Never bring a cake to the ring, since it's probably going to wind up in your face. Similarly, never bring a trophy in either, it WILL get smashed (probably over your head if it's small enough). - Anything can be settled with a wrestling match. Love triangles, power struggles, evil undead sibling rivalries, Japanese shampoo commercial contract disputes, you name it. - Weddings = *snore*. Weddings + midgets = RATINGS BONANZA~! - You can be buried in a glass coffin of cement, and survive with "serious injuries".

How much did the new TV speakers cost?

They got 2 first round picks and a fourth rounder, which turned out to be: defensive end Charles Grant, tackle Jonathan Sullivan, and cornerback Keyuo Craver. And let's see how those players currently are doing: Keyuo Craver: 2 career tackles. Suspended four games last year and out for this season due to violations of the substance abuse policy. Charles Grant: 32 games played (22 starts), 98 total tackles (80 solo), 17 sacks Jonathan Sullivan: 14 games (13 starts), 34 total tackles (26 solo), 1 sack, 1 FF. The two #1 picks have been solid, at least.

Exactly what is Jason Whitlock getting at in this article? Apparently rooting against Team USA is "racist" now, but reading the article, he's all over the place in his opinions.

Dr. V started this thread over a week ago, so this one stays.

Well......the FG actually WON the Superbowl. And the Pats are quickly approaching the Red Sox in terms of popularity around here (they're #1 in some people's eyes).

No it won't. I laugh at the quotes from some of the Panthers players that say that this is "Super Bowl No. 2" and things like that. It isn't. The Panthers could win 99-0, the Patriots could win 99-0, it means jack squat in the long run. I turned off the game as the second quarter started last week, because A) The Pats were totally listless while the Bengals came to play and B) The scrubs were coming in anyway. If Cincy plays like that in week 12(?) against the Pats, then I'll care. The only way this weekend's game will mean something will be due to a big injury. If Carolina's going into this thinking REVENGE~!, then they're wasting their energy. Nowadays in the NFL, you can't really get a feel for your team until Week 8 or later, since many teams start off hot, but fizzle out. If I was the commish, I'd cut the preseason schedule down to two games, one road and one home, to be played in the second and third weeks of August. Teams can hold scrimmages with other teams if they want to make a few more bucks.

Despite his efforts to make the character enjoyable, I'd rather have Kane as the champ than Bradshaw.

Ricky Contacts Dolphins Oh please. Jordan took longer to come back. If the Dolphins cave in and bring him back, then they will have dethroned the Bengals for the worst organization in the NFL. Besides, if he does come back, then he should miss two years: one for the drug offenses, and another because he filed his retirement papers. I hope the guy gets his ass booed out of Pro Player.

All right. Speaking of twisting words, change "make" to something else, and you get what Loss hears every Saturday night. ....I'm dead.

Oh man, I have a joke all ready in the chamber, but I just can't pull the trigger. I am such a wuss.