KingPK

Although I had no idea who half the people were, and what the storylines were, it was a very entertaining show. People painted good verbal pictures in their matches. But major props have to go to CC and Zack for the main. Really nice buildup and a great ending. Kudos all around.

They already did a True Hollywood Story on this. We'll probably have either an ESPN or FOX TV movie about this that no one will watch.

Has everyone forgotten that this girl's name was "accidentally" leaked to the media not once, not twice, but THREE FUCKING TIMES? Tell me that doesn't sound fishy (or shows some gross incompitence on the part of the court). I really don't blame the girl for just saying "fuck it" and not wanting her name dragged through the mud anymore even before the damn trial begins. And having to deal with another rich celebrity's pack of wolves defense that make their client out to be Saint Fucking Peter. And did you see Kobe's statement? The FUCK does that mean? Either they both consented, and there's no problem, or she didn't consent and it's rape.

Man, Cheney's getting some good zingers in here. I admit, I chuckle at the "flip-flop, flip-flop, flip-flop!!" chants.

I know. Ain't it great? I feel like that little kid who pals up with Scott Farkas in "A Christmas Story..." Grover Gill was that kid's name.

Go right ahead, and I'll pin it when you're done.

Take it outside, boys.

A thread about me with an appearance from Bob. I think this thread has reached it's apex. Might as well go out on top.

Hmmmm..... Martha, brew some coffee, I gots me a bestseller to write!!! What do you think about this title? "She Loves Dick?"

Who is talking about doing that? Just don't beat up police and block traffic for no reason. In Boston, there was nothing like this. Sure, that pen might have helped, but there were some in Boston Common that went off with little problem.

Yeah, all 700 of them. Exactly how many were arrested in Boston again? Mostly morons sitting in the middle of the street and not moving for anyone (which sends a message of "please run me over" than anything else), and a punk being caught on tape beating a detective. It's the police's fault, of course. EDIT: I got the 700 from the Boston Herald, but as I read the Providence Jornal now, their story says 1,200 since Sunday.

I think the Yankees finally broke him. And I noticed Cleveland left six guys on base on top of all that. Has a team ever have 0 LOB in a game? It seems like a statistical impossiblity, but has it ever happened?

Oh COME ON 'Sault, I've seen you bitch after WINS. Really, you won't get banned or anything, let it out. Besides, the Sox are only 3 1/2 back, and the Yankees' starters completely blow right now.

Can we keep the Bush twins away from the microphone from now on, please?

I think he was telling his father's favorite jokes to honor him. Ralphie looked like he REALLY didn't want to be there, he didn't crack a smile all night.

Zack, you want this one?

No, this is the PK that writes shitty recaps at TSM.

May the Dolphins go 3-10 this year. Oh wait, they will probably do that anyway.

We really should use that for every banned poster's sig.

I'm also leaning towards staying home on Election Day. If I do vote, it will probably be for Bush because I really haven't found a good reason to vote for Kerry, and "well, at least he isn't Bush" doesn't cut it. That seems to be the prevalent opinion with a lot of people, that there is a hell of a lot more anti-Bush sentiment with the Donkeys than pro-Kerry.

Ah, very good.

Not smart enough. Well, at least he'll be able to see the board. Well, one folder, at least.

....can I be not fired anymore? I've got needs to take care of (I haven't banned anyone in 2 days, and I'm starting to get the shakes). And I tried to change my name, but there's already a KingPK here. Huh.

Do whatever you wish, I've already got an interview with the people at WrestleDude112's Wrestling Forum. I'll make Agent of Oblivion (more like Agent of Unfair Termination LOL) rue the day he got rid of me.