KingPK

Uh oh, Salisbury just said on SportsCenter that the Patriots will repeat, and Corey Dillon will rush for over 1,500 yards. We're SO fucked now.

Um.....what happened to me? I'm on LA, am I not?

You're off my Christmas card list for this, Kotz.

People bannin', people whinin' People actin' like they are dyin' Can not talk about Triple H Why is Loss such a dick? Damesey, Damsey, Damesey help us Send some guidance from CT 'Cause people got me, got me questioning Where is the love? Yes, I just parodied a Black Eyed Peas song. Someone jam a steak knife into my brain, please?

Hold each other's hand. Or just bolt across as fast as you can; people will stop in time.

Fuck. In consecutive weeks, I lose Brady and my stud rookie CB to injuries, leading to me dropping my last 3 games. Now I have to deal with Rohan Davey starting in the playoffs. Damn.

Apparently the Celtics and Lakers are talking about a trade that will involve draft picks and Rick Fox and Gary Payton going to Boston for Chucky Atkins and Chris Minm. Here's what I heard on WEEI: To Boston Rick Fox Gary Payton LA's 2005 1st pick cash To Los Angeles Chris Mimn Chucky Atkins Marcus Banks Boston's 2005 2nd pick

You gotta cut some scrubs to get under the cap. My D is sick. I embarassed the Broncos on a Monday night in Mile High 34-7. The rookie CB I drafted to replace Law is well on his way to becoming Defensive Rookie of the Year.

Gary's set was pretty sub-par. It sounded like something he ripped off from Seinfeld, especially the bit about milk. Alonzo is a lock, and I think anyone else (except for Gary) has a shot. This will be a pretty close vote.

US wins 80-77 after an Iverson 3 with 1 second left. Dirk tied it two seconds before with a three of his own. Great finish.

Why does the horn sound like someone blowing into a conch shell?

It's on ESPN. USA up 68-65 right now. Guess you'll just have to wait until the game is over.

They don't. This is why we shouldn't have professionals on these Olympic teams; they just don't seem to care as much as a bunch of college kids/amateurs probably would. At least the '92 team actually seemed to give a crap. Since the US is to basketball as the Soviets were to hockey, this would be immensely embarassing for the country if they don't even make the medal round (which I'll bet they have a chance at missing if they keep acting like this).

Did you use my toothbrush without asking?

In other words, you're too white. And why don't I have anyone hanging from MY nuts? There's plenty of space for everyone.

Since AS posted that picture, I can finally bring this one out:

Now that I see that they gave up money to Chicago on top of Nomar and a good prospect, they SHOULD have gotten Clement on top of everything else. I like the defensive upgrade, but they gave up too much for too little.

He won't come cheap if they want to re-sign him. Probably to the tune of 11-13M/yr.

Official announcement at 6PM. I really don't know why they couldn't have thrown in Lowe for some prospects or a 3rd or 4th starter or something. This is a kind of bad trade.

Now that I've thought about it, and have gotten the full trade: Well, it improves the defense (especially at 1st base), and I hear Cabrera is a good defensive SS. But no Clement is not good, and just those two guys (with no prospects or anything), really lowers the quality of the trade for Boston. On the radio they're speculating that Nomar's injury might have played a part in the Sox not getting top dollar for him. And now they said the Sox added their 2003 1st round pick (OF Matt Murton) into the deal.

Guess you can drop Clement and Lowe from the equation. I got this right off ESPNNews: Sox get Cabrera Mientkiewicz Cubs get Nomar Twins get Prospects Expos get Alex Gonzalez and prospects No Clement kind of bugs me, but they got a good SS and a defensive 1B, so that's worth getting Nomar out of there.

Wow, a starter, a SS AND a 1st baseman for Nomar? AND Lowe is gone? Why to the Twins, though? I thought he sucked on the turf. *Is happy with trade*

No, Loss came back before Nik decided to step down. We fellow zookeepers will miss you.

I'm willing to wager that Clement went to Boston. I was wondering why Nomar hadn't been playing the last few games. "His heel is acting up" just seemed like just an excuse.

So I guess since this guy isn't coming back since one person insulted him and we didn't fawn over his writing prowess? That's no fun.