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Guess Losman is injured because Moorman is in now. EDIT: When will people learn to DOWN the ball if they pick it off in the end zone?

Wow, Jaguars with a LONG first drive for a TD. Seven and a half minutes. That's how you beat Indy.

Now I'm thinking I should have picked Buffalo in Survivor. It's 7-0 just 55 seconds in.

Lot of people jumping on Miami this week. I hope this isn't the week that Detroit actually decides to be decent.

Yeah, I'd pay good money to see Bisping knock his head off. This should be a great night with Ortiz retiring Ken and Kendall, Ed and Matt in action.

Now, a lesson in trash talk from Joey Porter (To Chad Johnson): 'YOU WISH YOU WAS ME!" 'YOU WISH YOU WAS ME!" 'YOU WISH YOU WAS ME!" 'YOU WISH YOU WAS ME!" 'YOU WISH YOU WAS ME!" 'YOU WISH YOU WAS ME!" 'YOU WISH YOU WAS ME!" 'YOU WISH YOU WAS ME!"

I think I should reiterate here that NONE of us knew this was coming. There was no discussion, no explanation, Mike just said "I unbanned WP k bye."

To some people it is, apparently. That was in response to Lushus' post, BTW.

In the Battle for Second, Toronto wins tonight, so their deficit is cut to a game and a half. And Randy Johnson got slapped around again, so that's always good to hear.

This was ALL Mike. I'm as surprised as the rest of you, believe me.

We gouda stop doing this.

Julian Tavarez pitched a complete game tonight. Truly the End Times are upon us.

People want a clear picture of what will and won't fly around here, so there you go. I don't even remember who first uttered "IT'S JUST A FUCKING MESSAGEBOARD!"

Maria at 10:59:55 PM: Oh no, I lost. Guess the bra has to come off. Joey Styles: Folks, we're out of time!

I just noticed that, with only a week or so to go in the season, we might not get a single 20-game winning pitcher this year. Most guys are going to have to pitch three or four more times this weekend/next week and earn the win each time to reach it (Santana only needs two and he pitched last night). When was the last time that happened?

No DQ, No Countout Grudge Match Peter Knight vs. Longdogger Pete (should Knight lose, he will retire)

There's no link in the Webber skin, so I'm just going to pin this thread and C&P the rules:

Wait....the ENTIRE two hours will be a strip poker game? Trish got out at the right time.

I just noticed that this only affects the basic 20 gig model, of which there will be far fewer produced I'm willing to wager (especially now that they only expect to actually produce half of the initial shipment), so people will probably be forced to get the premium package anyway.

That was me.

This may seem like a good move, but if Sony can't even hit their target of initial shipment of 2 million systems, they are going to take even MORE of a loss on every system sold. This reeks of desperation. So much for "$500 is a bargain" I guess.

I watched the pilot again on OnDemand today and yeah, it wasn't exactly pulse pounding, but it still was an interesting start. I still can't shake the comparisons with Invasion though and that may not be a good thing.

I just want to say that I loved, loved, LOVED the last segment with Drek and PR. Awesome back and forth as PR continues to annoy Drek to no end. Nice job in picking a rarely-often used stipulation as well. Was the Bret Hart/Backlund match really the last one to use it? Nice job.

CREDITS Written by: Alfdogg King Cucaracha Zack Malibu Tony149 KingPK Longdogger Pete Ed Wood Caulfield The Man Behind the Curtain: KingPK ©2006 OAOAST Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.

*THE CHAMP IS HERE!* "YEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!/BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" With that, a lightning bolt hits the entrance, the PRL entrance video begins playing on the AngleTron, and "Know Your Role '99" begins playing over the loud speakers as smoke fills the entryway and strobe lights appear all around the entrance set. COLE We are about to be joined by The Corporate Champion. The man who has a date with destiny October 1st at World Without End! PR is heard saying, "THE CHAMP IS HERE!" throughout the song. A few seconds elapsed, the entrance doors slide open, and out from the smoke comes "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican and his manager and "Career Consultant" Stephen Joseph Popick. The crowd greets the pair with a mixture of boos and cheers. PRL is holding his black briefcase containing his Golden Contract, which now has "P.R." spray-painted on one side in orange, and The Lightning Crew logo spray-painted on the other side. PRL is wearing his warmup attire of Puerto Rican flag bandana, sunglasses, earring on his left ear, gold chain around his neck, black sweat shirt, blue elbow pads, Puerto Rican flag wristbands, black sweat pants, and his red wrestling boots with the Puerto Rican flag airbrushed on them. PRL raises his briefcase over his head, sporting a cocky smirk on his face. Popick applauds him. P.R. looks at Popick, and the two of them begin their walk down the entrance ramp as "Know Your Role '99" continues playing. COLE Tha Puerto Rican has gained a few new fans these past few weeks thanks to his on going feud with Drek Stone, which will culminate in just two weeks at World Without End when he battles Drek for the OAOAST Title in a match with a stipulation that has yet to be determined! COACH It should be Drek Stone deciding the stipulation for their match. If it weren't for Stephen Joseph throwing the towel in Drek Stone's face, Drek would have beaten The Mad Cappa under 8:22, and he would have won the TriCappaThon! COLE It's not as if Drek won in 15:12. He won in 8:23 last week, he was one second shy of beating PRL's time! COACH Drek would have won in under 5 minutes if it weren't for Tha Puerto Rican and Popick! Tha Puerto Rican gets on the ring apron and looks at the crowd. Popick holds the ropes, and Tha Puerto Rican enters the ring. He spins around; soaking in the fans reaction, and then does the HBK muscle pose while pyro goes off behind him. COLE P.R.'s not booked for a match tonight, so it looks like we're going to hear from Tha Puerto Rican right now. He just may tell us what the stipulation will be for his match against Drek Stone on October 1st at World Without End! COACH You know Tha Puerto Rican's going to pick an easy match to win. I wouldn't be surprised if he picks a "First One To The Bathroom" Match. Or a Staring Contest. Or "First One To Say The Alphabet" Match! PRL heads to a second turnbuckle and raises his briefcase over his head. He then heads to another second turnbuckle and raises his briefcase again. PR hits a third second turnbuckle, and raises his briefcase with his right arm in the air and "smells the electricity" a'la The Rock. PRL does the same Rock pose on the fourth second turnbuckle. COLE Let's just hope PRL doesn't chose something stupid like...a Bra And Panties Mud Wrestling Match...actually, that doesn't sound like a bad idea. COACH Ewwwww. Tha Puerto Rican gets off the turnbuckle. He chats with Popick while the lights go back on in the arena. PR still has a smirk on his face as he looks at the crowd who are both happy and pissed off to see him. COLE All week long, the OAOAST has been buzzing, wondering what stipulation PRL will choose for his match against Drek Stone at World Without End. Well, we might just find out right now on HeldDOWN~! just what match PRL has in mind for his battle against Drek! COACH Come on! Hurry up and tell us already! Popick hands PRL a microphone. PR thanks Popick. He looks at the crowd as "Know Your Role '99" dies down. COLE These fans seem to be split 50/50 in regards to their feelings on Tha Puerto Rican. COACH And just think, that 3 weeks ago, PRL was one of the most hated men in the OAOAST. COLE I'm sure he's still hated. Just not as much as Drek is. COACH Moron fans. "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican continues looking at the crowd. A small, but noticeable, "P.R.!" chant starts up, while a "P.R. SUCKS!" chant starts at the same time! PRL just "smells the electricity" again. COACH Ugh. Come on! Tell us! Tell us now! P.R. adjusts his sunglasses, and puts the microphone to his lips. "THE CORPORATE CHAMPION" THA PUERTO RICAN Drek Stone... "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" THA PUERTO RICAN Drek Stone...how does it feel to be the underdog heading into World Without End? "YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" COACH He is NOT the underdog! You are, P.R.! You are! PRL Oh yeah. I said it. You, not me, but YOU, Drek Stone, is the underdog as we head into World Without End. For as you know, it is ME, "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican, who has ended the past three HeldDOWN~!s on top, while you, Drek, have been embarassed again, and again, and again! Most of the crowd cheers this statement, but there are some scattered boos here and there. PUERTO (CONT'D) Drek Stone, the ball is in my court. I am on a roll. How does that feel? How does it feel, knowing that as we are now 10 days away from World Without End, it is I, the challenger, the man who has never won the OAOAST World Title, the man who critics say doesn't even DESERVE to be World Champion, who is in control, and not you, the OAOAST World Champion, the former Italian Champion, the man who has been in some of the most brutal, most violent battles in OAOAST history, and is still standing? How does it feel knowing that the tide is shifting, and now people are predicting that Tha Puerto Rican will be the one that walks out of World Without End the Champion? Tell me Drek. HOW DOES THAT FEEL? PRL stops to take a breath. He is pacing back and forth in the ring, Popick looking on with a happy grin on his face. COACH Lies! All lies! TPR Drek Stone, how does it feel knowing that things aren't going your way? And haven't been going your way for quite a while? Let's backtrack a little bit, folks. Three weeks ago, on the August 31st HeldDOWN~!, I took Hoff one-on-one for the first time ever. And I'm sure, Drek, that you thought that your buddy Hoff was going to kick my ass. That he was going to brutalize me, and make sure I never wrestle again. You wanted that to happen. You NEEDED that to happen, because you don't WANT to fight Tha Puerto Rican for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Title! You don't WANT to face Tha Puerto Rican one-on-one because you know that if we do meet one-on-one, then it's going to be me who walks out holding the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt! "YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH/BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" PRL So you were confident that Hoff would beat me, and that would be the end of that. But what happened? What happened Drek? I'll tell you what happened! My friends, my brothers in The Lightning Crew, helped me lay the smackdown on Hoff's big monkey ass, and I pinned him 1-2-3 to meet you at World Without End in two weeks! COLE That's true. PRL has a win over Hoff. It's in the record books now. COACH I know. But I don't like it. PRL So now I've got you at World Without End. But you weren't going to take that lying down. Oh no. Drek, you wanted to hurt me for that. You wanted some revenge. So, what did you do? You set up the first ever "TriCappaThon", where we both had to fight The Mad Cappa, and the person who defeated Cappa in the least amount of time would pick the stipulation for our match at WWE. So, the next week, on the September 7th HeldDOWN~!, I took on The Mad Cappa, my old arch-rival, one more time! Now, beating Cappa is a piece of cake, so I really had no problem facing him again. But you? You wanted to make things a little hard. A little more difficult. So you got in my man, Popick's face, hoping that would get me off my game. Maybe even Cappa could beat me then. But, oh Drek, you don't know me that well. If you knew me, you knew that something like THAT wouldn't distract me. No, instead, I took advantage of that. I took my briefcase and smacked Mad CRAPPA upside the head with it, getting the victory and pulling one over you for the SECOND week in a row! How do you like dem apples? The crowd cheers, but alot of fans boo too, because PRL did beat a babyface after all. PR laughs it off. Popick laughs too. THA PUERTO RICAN You were pissed, I know you were. But you hid it well. But I could tell that deep down inside, it was eating you up. The fact that I was beating you at your own game. That's the truth, Ruth, and you know it! That would lead us into last week, September 14th, when it was your turn to take on The Mad Cappa in the second half of the TriCappaThon. Now, I would rather drink a whole jar of monkey piss than to ever root for The Mad CRAPPA, but, still, I would have been happy if you lost. Because then I would have an easy road to the World Heavyweight Title since I can beat Cappa with one arm tied behind my back! P.R. gets boos for that. PR (CONT'D) But that didn't happen. What did end up happening was you beating The Mad Cappa, by...what was the time, Stephen? POPICK Eight minutes and twenty-three seconds. PR Right. And what time did I beat Cappa in? POPICK Eight minutes and twenty-TWO seconds! TPR Right. You were SO close, Drek. So very, very close. You could have done it, Drek. You could have beaten my time and picked the stipulation, but, once again, you got beaten at your own game. Too bad. Too, too bad. *Snickers* Too bad. PR and Popick try to hold in their laughter, but it's no use. Some of the crowd laughs too. PR (wiping away tears) Okay. Okay. Okay. Now then, that brings us to this week. And the question on everyone's mind is...what stipulation will I pick? What match will "Reckless" Drek Stone and "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican fight in for the One And Only AngleSault Thread World Heavyweight Championship at World Without End on October the first? Oh what will I choose? There are so many matches I could choose from. I could force Drek to fight me in a Barbed-Wire Ropes Match. I can make Drek fight me in a C4 Exploding Tables Match. Maybe force Drek to take me on in a Exploding Firecracker Up The Anus Match! What will I choose? Ambulance Match, Strap Match, Scaffold Match, hell, maybe I can force Drek to put on an Evening Gown and fight him in an Evening Gown Match! I'll even wax my bikini line for that one! COLE Oooh! Pick that! COACH .... PRL I can go on all night. Hell In A Cell! TLC! Blindfold! Buried Alive! Inferno! Boiler Room Brawl! Sharktank! Bungee Jump! Last Man Standing! Last Man Dancing! Run For The Gold! IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT STIPULATION I CHOOSE! "YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" PRL The only thing that matters is that Tha Puerto Rican can beat Drek Stone in any match I choose! I can beat Drek Stone in a Dog Collar Match. I can beat Drek Stone in a Ducthess Of York Match. I can beat Drek Stone in an Iron Man Match or an Ultimate Submission Match. I can beat Drek Stone in a Judy Bagwell On A Pole Match! The fact of the matter is this: is that the only way, AND THA PUERTO RICAN MEANS THE ONLY WAY, World Without End will end, is with Tha Puerto Rican beating "Reckless" Drek Stone and being crowned the NEW One And Only AngleSault Thread World Heavyweight Champion! And Drek, if by some sort of fluke I...lose, then it's okay. Because, I can always cash in on my guaranteed title shot as soon as possible. So, CAN YOU DEAL WITH THAT? (PRL does faux-karate moves like Ben Stiller in Meet The Parents when he says this.) "YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" THA PUERTO RICAN THE CHAMP HAS SPO-- *Woke Up This Morning Got Yourself A Gun Mama Always Said You'd Be The Chosen One* "Woke Up This Morning" by A3 starts playing, causing the crowd to boo loudly. The entrance doors slide open, and the OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion "Reckless" Drek Stone power walks down the entrance ramp, a microphone already in his left hand, and the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt slung over his right shoulder. He is wearing a suit, and looks pretty ticked off right about now. PRL eyes Drek angrily. COACH THE CHAMP IS HERE! COLE And he looks to be in a bad mood! "RECKLESS" DREK STONE Cut my music! Cut the damn music! "Woke Up This Morning" by A3 dies down. Drek Stone enters the ring, and stands face-to-face with Tha Puerto Rican. DREK STONE Enough is enough! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH DAMN IT! I've waited all week, and I've STILL haven't gotten any response. So now, I ask you, PRL, what match have you chosen for us to fight in at World Without End? What's the match you've got planned!? "ASS-HOLE!" "ASS-HOLE!" "ASS-HOLE!" "ASS-HOLE!" DREK STONE SHUT UP! The crowd boos loudly. DREK STONE Puerto Rican Lightning, Tha Puerto Rican, PRL, whatever the hell you call yourself. I am sick and tired of waiting. SPIT IT OUT DAMN IT! What match have you chosen? What's the stipulation going to be? PRL Well, since you RUDEFULLY interrupted me, I guess I won't tell you! Oh well, I guess you'll have to wait until next week for me to tell you. PR is about to leave the ring, but Drek grabs him by his right arm! DREK STONE PR, I'm not playing any more games. I AM THE OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! The crowd starts booing again. DREK (CONT'D) AND I WILL BE DAMNED IF I'M GOING TO LOSE THIS WORLD TITLE THAT I'VE WORKED MY ASS OFF FOR TO THIS NO-TALENT ROCK RIP-OFF! COACH Yeah! You tell him, Drek! STONE PRL, you are not in my league. You've cheated to get where you are right now! You know it, and I know it! And you know why, Puerto? Because you know that in the ring...YOU. CAN'T. TOUCH. ME! Drek is still holding onto PR's right arm. DREK P.R., regardless of what stipulation you pick, it will be ME who walks out of World Without End as Champion. NOT YOU! And THAT is the truth, Ruth! "P.R.!" "P.R.!" "P.R.!" "P.R.!" DREK And the truth hurts, doesn't it, Puerto? Now, I'm gonna ask you, P.R. How does it feel? How does it feel knowing that each and every chance you've gotten to become OAOAST World Champion, YOU'VE BLOWN IT!? How does it feel knowing that I am a TWO-TIME World Heavyweight Champion, while you have FAILED each and every time you've fought for the World Title. Tell me, HOW DOES THAT FEEL!? And P.R., tell me, how does it feel knowing that, on October 1st, you will once again FAIL to become World Champion, when I beat you in the ring!? How does that feel!? PR doesn't say a word. He just stares at Drek. DREK You are right about one thing. It doesn't matter what stipulation you pick. Because no matter what match you pick for World Without End, it will end the same way: with me beating you and retaining MY OAOAST World Heavyweight Title! So, what's it gonna be, PR? What's the stipulation going to be? Is it going to be a Tables Match? Huh? Is that it? Am I going to have to slam you through a table to win? Is that it? Or is it...or is it a First Blood Match? Am I going to have to make you bleed to win? Because I would love to do that. Or a Casket Match? Because if it is, then I'm going to close the casket on your career! The crowd boos. Drek is STILL holding onto PR's right arm. DREK Or how about a Ladder Match? I know just how much you LOVE Ladder Matches, right PR? You've lost every Ladder Match you've ever been in in the OAOAST! Is it a Steel Cage Match? Is that your stipulation? Oh, wait. I know. It's an "I Quit!" Steel Cage Match! That's it, isn't it? You want some revenge for Thunderkid forcing you to say "I quit!" last month at AngleSlam, am I correct? Well, if that's the case, prepare to say "I quit!" once again! And this time, I might even use something WORST than a piece of a table to make you say "I quit!" Stop stalling, and TELL ME THE DAMN STIPULATION! PR stares at Drek for a few seconds. He puts the microphone to his lips. COACH Well, what's it gonna be? THA PUERTO RICAN First off, get your hands off Tha Puerto Rican! The crowd cheers. PR pulls himself out of Drek's grip, finally. PRL And second of all, don't you ever, AND THA PUERTO RICAN MEANS EVER, interrupt me again! These people, the millions AND millions of Tha Puerto Rican's fans have come to see me, and I will NOT let anybody stop them from seeing me, ESPECIALLY by a big headed, annoying Goomba! Got it? The crowd cheers PRL! PR Drek Stone, I have made up my mind. I know the stipulation I am going to pick. But before I tell you, I just wanted to let you know that come hell or high water, on Sunday, October 1st, at World Without End, Tha Puerto Rican is leaving San Antonio, Texas as the OAOAST Champion! Because, quite frankly, Drek, Tha Puerto Rican is...better than you. You see, the guys in the back know it, the LIGHTNING BOLTS know it, everybody in the whole entire world knows it! It's the truth! And the truth hurts, it really hurts...but not as much as Tha Puerto Rican is going to hurt you in two weeks at World Without End! THE CHAMP HAS-- DREK NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! THIS SHOW IS NOT GOING TO END LIKE THIS! NOT AGAIN! I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOU, YOU STUPID SON-OF-A-BITCH!!! CROWD OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH! DREK Now, PRL, tell me the stipulation RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW! Tha Puerto Rican removes his sunglasses. Drek Stone removes *his* sunglasses. Tha Puerto Rican and Drek Stone are now eye-to-eye. The crowd is hot, waiting for the fisticuffs to commence. COLE You can cut the electricity with a knife, folks. COACH Hit him, Drek! Knock his lights out! COLE You idiot! If he does that, then he won't know the stipulation! COACH Oh, right. PRL stands back a little. PRL You want to know what the stipulation is? DREK STONE You're damn right. PRL Do you really want to know? DREK Yes. PRL Do you REALLY REALLY want to know? DREK TELL ME THE F(Bleep)ING STIPULATION! PRL All right. Phew. Calm down. Switch to decaf. Jesus. Popick, my man, open up the briefcase, and show Drek Stone what the stipulation will be for our match at World Without End. Popick obliges. He grabs the black briefcase, opens it, and looks inside it for something, he finds what he's looking for. It's a...it's....it's... A towel. COLE Wait. What? COACH A towel? What's that for? To wipe Drek's forehead? The crowd is just as puzzled as Cole and Coach are. Popick hands PR the towel. Drek is confused too. DREK PR! What's the stipulation!? PRL This IS the stipulation, you dingbat! You see, what happened last week gave me a good idea on what stipulation to choose for our match at World Without End. This is a match that doesn't get much love these days in wrestling. In fact, it hasn't been seen in the big leagues in, I think twelve years. Well, I'm bringing SexyBack. Drek Stone, on October 1st at OAOAST World Without End 2006, you and me, will compete, for the One And Only AngleSault Thread World Heavyweight Championship in...a Throw-In-The-Towel-Match! COLE Whoa! I didn't think of that. PRL Here's how it's going to go down. Each of us will have a cornerman in our...corner. I will have Popick with me. And you? Well, you can use your bitch, Hoff as your cornerman. Now, both of those guys will have a towel. And the only way the match will end is when one of them throws in the towel into the ring. THAT'S IT! No pinfalls. No submissions. No disqualifications. Just throw in the towel. That's all it'll take to win the match. Can you understand all of that? DREK STONE Yes. And fine. If that's the stipulation, so be it. At World Without End, Popick's gonna be the one who throws in the towel after I beat you to a bloody pulp, PR! PR Not if I beat you first, bitch! THE CHAMP HAS SPO-KUN~! PR throws the towel in Drek's face, and starts punching him! Popick cheers him on! COLE PR laying into Drek Stone 10 days before World Without End! The crowd is going crazy! PRL lays the smackdown on Drek (who has pulled the towel off of his head), with Rock-style punches to the temple. He whips Drek into the ropes. SPINEBUSTER~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COLE Spinebuster! Spinebuster on Drek Stone! COACH He's not gonna--no way! Drek Stone lies in the centre of the ring. Tha Puerto Rican yells at the crowd, and then stands over Drek. He kicks Drek's right arm over his chest. COACH No! No! No! PR removes his right elbow pad, spits on it, and then throws it down on Drek. He then does some weird hand signals, and then bounces off the ropes...but is stopped by HOFF, who is on the ring apron! COLE Hey! It's Hoff! Hoff is here! COACH He's going to be Drek's cornerman at World Without End! PR charges over to Hoff, and punches him in the face! The punch doesn't knock him down, so PR keeps punching Hoff, hoping to knock the big man off the ring apron. COLE PR laying into Hoff, but it doesn't seem to be working! PR keeps laying into Hoff, to no avail. Finally, Hoff headbutts PRL! PRL stumbles around a bit... RIGHT INTO A BRIEFCASE SHOT FROM DREK STONE!!! COLE PR goes down! COACH He just got hit with his own briefcase! The crowd boos loudly. Drek Stone starts laying the boots into Tha Puerto Rican, and is soon joined by Hoff. Stephen Joseph Popick is unable to stop any of this because he has been knocked out cold by Drek. COLE Damn it! I can't believe I'm saying this, but, this isn't right! This isn't right at all! COACH Are you saying this about THA PUERTO RICAN? COLE Yeah. I feel so dirty. Hoff and Drek continue beating the weakned Puerto Rican. Drek tells Hoff to pick PRL up. "P.R.!" "P.R.!" "P.R.!" "P.R.!" Hoff picks the dazed PRL up. Drek Stone laughs in The Corporate Champ's face. He SLAPS PRL across his face. Hoff holds PRL up so that Drek can kick him in the gut. STONECUTTER~!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" COLE Stonecutter! Stonecutter on Tha Puerto Rican! COACH Yeah! That a-boy, Drek! Knock him out! Tha Puerto Rican lies on the mat spread eagle. Drek taunts the challenger to his title, while Hoff poses for the fans. Drek soon joins his friend in the posing. Popick is starting to get up. COLE Tha Puerto Rican lies motionless on the mat as Drek Stone has finally, FINALLY gotten the upperhand on Tha Puerto Rican! COACH Yeah. We all thought HeldDOWN~! would end this week the way it has for the past three weeks, but, UH-UH! Drek has put a stop to that! COLE Tha Puerto Rican has announced the stipulation. It will be a Throw-In-The-Towel Match at World Without End for the World Heavyweight Title! Drek Stone will have Hoff in his corner. And Tha Puerto Rican will have Stephen Joseph Popick in his corner! COACH It's going to be a night to remember at World Without End! "Woke Up This Morning" by A3 starts playing. The crowd is booing loudly, chanting, "DREK STONE SUCKS!" Drek Stone raises the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt over his head. He poses with Hoff in the ring. Tha Puerto Rican is still out cold. Popick tries to get up, but is kicked in the gut by Hoff! COLE Drek Stone has got Tha Puerto Rican right where he wants him. Will he be able to hold onto his Title at World Without End? COACH Oh yeah, baby. That match is Drek's for the taking! I just know it! Hoff sits PRL up. Drek smiles evilly. COLE Oh no. What now? Drek grabs PRL's briefcase again. He measures PRL up, and then charges forward, jumping up, and smashing the briefcase on top of PRL's head! COLE Oh come on! He's had enough damn it! Somebody stop this! COACH It's Tha Puerto Rican. Nobody's going to stop this! Everyone in the back is probably enjoying this right now! PRL falls back down onto the mat. "Woke Up This Morning" continues playing as Drek Stone drops the briefcase, and then does the "You can't see me!" hand gesture, mocking Tha Puerto Rican. Drek high fives Hoff, and then raises his hands again. Popick is crawling over to PRL. COLE Drek Stone didn't want this night to end the way it has for the past three weeks, and well, he got his wish. We end HeldDOWN~! tonight with Drek Stone, NOT Tha Puerto Rican, on top! But will that be the same result in 10 days at World Without End when Tha Puerto Rican battles Drek Stone in a Throw-In-The-Towel Match for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Title? Fans, thanks for joining us this week. We'll be back next week with more exciting OAOAST action as we countdown to World Without End from San Antonio, Texas! For Jonathon Coachman, this is Michael Cole saying goodnight everybody from Houston, Texas! Stephen Joseph Popick is checking on "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican despite being in pain himself. P.R. is knocked out on the canvas, the victim of the black briefcase shot (twice). Hoff and "Reckless" Drek Stone continue celebrating their evil misdeed and the last shot of this week's HeldDOWN~! is a close-up of Drek Stone raising the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt in the air with an evil smile on his face while the crowd boos loudly and "Woke Up This Morning" by A3 continues playing. Some garbage is being thrown into the ring but that's okay because Drek Stone got what he wanted. He's gotten some revenge on Tha Puerto Rican. FADE OUT