Spaceman Spiff

Abruzzi's dead! Holy crap! And T-Bag is such an awesome heel.

Turkey juice. Mmmm-mmm, giblet-y!

Yea, what's up with Flair beating up Murdoch, then Trips beating up Val Venis on RAW? And going back to a couple of weeks ago, how did Triple H manhandle a 500-lb wrestler (Viscera) so easily? Now THAT'S unbelievable. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Because those guys are singles jobbers, and you want to give Flair & HHH convincing wins going into their PPV match without having to resort to jobbing guys w/ any value to them?

FRIDAY Arizona at Arizona State Nebraska at Colorado SATURDAY Maryland at N.C. State UAB at East Carolina Tennessee at Kentucky Iowa State at Kansas Mississippi at Mississippi State Marshall at Memphis Louisiana-Lafayette at Louisiana-Monroe Florida State at Florida Idaho at San Jose State Georgia at Georgia Tech Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the Nebraska/Colorado game? 56 Tiebreak #2: How many yards passing will Florida's Chris Leak have against Florida State? 258

(3.5) Atlanta at Detroit (1.5) Denver at Dallas

Get. The. Fuck. Out. Of. Here. I was all "yeah, this is gonna be great", but then I started thinking "y'know, I bet this turns out to be a non-elim round". Dammit dammit dammit. Everything came together perfectly to insure the Weaver's would be eliminated. Phil should've pulled an audible and said "fuck it, Weaver - get to stepping." What would have happened if the Godlewski's were eliminated due to the cameras burning out their battery? Would they have been kept in the game, or would it have been a "well, them's the breaks" deal? Because that would suck.

Eh, I liked the KNK version better than the original.

Who can blame him? USC cheerleaders are hot hot hot. Those cheerleader uniforms = wonderful.

I liked how Caesar mentioned his dream of being torn apart by wild dogs, which is basically how his death went down. Disappointed there was no "et tu, Brute". Well, it looks like A LOT of work goes into making the show, and IIRC, season 2 wasn't ordered until after the 1st week or 2 of this season.

I would've kept AJ Feely to see what he could do w/ an actual run game behind him. Hell, he couldn't be doing much worse than Frerotte. But yeah, QB needs to be priority #1. Who's going to be free agents after this season, QB-wise?

I thought he just turned 40? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> His bio says he was born in Jan. of '69.

Batista's coming up on 37 years old. While young in the grand scheme of things, I wouldn't term that "very young".

Who you are.

"The Dolphins will score 16 points. And give the gift of Isotoner this holiday season. Isotoner: take care of the hands that take care of you." Arizona at St. Louis (9.5) (2.5) Carolina at Chicago Detroit at Dallas (8.5) (5.5) Indianapolis at Cincinnati (4.5) Jacksonville at Tennessee Miami at Cleveland (2.5) New Orleans at New England (9.5) Oakland at Washington (6.5) Philadelphia at N.Y. Giants (7.5) Tampa Bay at Atlanta (6.5) (12.5) Seattle at San Francisco Buffalo at San Diego (10.5) N.Y. Jets at Denver (13.5) (3.5) Pittsburgh at Baltimore (6.5) Kansas City at Houston Minnesota at Green Bay (4.5)

It's a sailboat.

Heh.

Thanks, Bob Barron.

I thought anagrams were AoO's thing.

Hey, where's LaParkaMarka's post?

That fat comedy relief guy does a lot of voice-over work.

Watch as the #1 team loses to a 1-10 team! Missouri at Kansas State Boston College at Maryland Virginia Tech at Virginia Central Michigan at Ball State Minnesota at Iowa Oklahoma at Texas Tech Purdue at Indiana Ohio State at Michigan Oklahoma State at Baylor Utah at BYU Washington State at Washington Alabama at Auburn East Carolina at Marshall California at Stanford Clemson at South Carolina Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the Ohio State/Michigan game? 50 Tiebreak #2: How many rushing yards will Washington State's Jerome Harrison have against Washington? 121

Hey, another Ed alumnus shows up. Nathan played Dr. Mike on Ed, and Julie Bowen (Jack's wife) was also on Ed.

MJ Styles

Yeah, that's her normal voice.

You're leading in win shares of my heart.