Spaceman Spiff

Over a Phillies World Series win?

Potential means you could be good at some point in the future, not that you currently are or actually were good. Brock Lesnar had potential. Whether or not he lived up to it doesn't negate the fact that the potential was there. Got it? Brock was pretty damn good when he was there, and had potential to be great.

French fries sitting around too long? Pop 'em in the deep frier. Good as new. And if you've never worked in food service, don't everevereverever sneak a peak into the kitchen. You'd never eat out again.

Huh.

French chick.

What's the point of moving Jericho if HHH tags along? If you want Jericho to do anything meaningful, you've got to separate the 2 (and even then it wouldn't guarantee anything).

He's Schiavo-ing his title reign!

I think I have the SE VHS set, too. As well as the DVD's for I and II.

I've got: -original trilogy VHS set -original trilogy "cleaned-up THX" VHS set -"bootleg" laserdisc-to-DVD set ($30!) -this trilogy box set

Boo.

I dunno, he didn't look too good in the ring when he was on SD. How many hip operations has he had now? In short: no Piper.

Thanks. Guess I'll have to catch Sportscenter, then.

Is this going to be nationally televised? In the very least, I'd be interested to see what kind of reaction the Garden gives him.

I got a chuckle out of the quick Han/Chewie/Probe Droid bit.

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"I want to please you secularly."

I thought I had the Pope as my "best bet". Damn. C'mon John Wooden!

-The Cubs announce they will install an MRI machine in their dugout at Wrigley Field so they can examine Mark Prior and Kerry Wood between innings. -Derek Jeter's legend grows even grander when he ends a game against the Red Sox by catching a routine pop-up inside the third-base line, the momentum of which carries him an additional 25 yards and catapults him six rows into the stands. -With the pennant races really beginning to heat up, marches are held throughout the Midwest and West, demanding more media coverage of the Yankees and Red Sox. -Yankees manager Joe Torre smashes Kevin Brown's hand against a wall so he'll be unable to pitch for the team in the playoffs. And here's a couple for Al: -Red Sox advisor Bill James announces he has yet to figure out a formula or develop a theorem explaining why he couldn't get a girlfriend in high school. -With the playoffs set to begin in a week, the publisher of Billy Beane's "Moneyball" re-releases the book with a special prologue by the A's GM on how his strategies don't work for the playoffs.

I thought the idea was to make the tag division better?

http://www.tvshowsondvd.com/newsitem.cfm?NewsID=3196 Some DVD/show news:

Team #3 for me on the SoCal baseball swing.

"pwinned"

It's not! APRIL FOOLS!!1!!111!! He got you good.

Are there even 30 guys not doing anything that they could throw into a battle royal?

When did Czech completely abandon all punctuation?