Spaceman Spiff

Meh.

They wasted no time in taking Knoble out of the opening video. Book/Cena was decent. I'm in the minority, but I've been digging their matches. I liked the reversals/avoidance of their signature spots here (Book ducking the flying shoulder, Cena ducking the back-kick).

Guy covering his mouth.

Wow, they didn't waste any time taking Knoble out of the SD opening.

White shirt w/ the red stripe. EDIT: board was running slow, so that's why Zack & I picked the same guy

But...but...she's (possibly) engaged!

Probably. Kanyon did, and he was hardly on TV.

From InsidePulse.com: And several gimmicks? There was redneck, and......? When he was pushed (when he first came up, which was arguably the only real push he got) he did get over. After that he was jobbing most of the time, and was infrequently on TV. How's he supposed to get over like that? Besides, "not bringing anything to the table" and "not getting over" got Suzuki 1/2 of the tag titles. ::bashes head into the wall:: I thought they didn't want their guys flying all over the place. "Slow down, tell a story, work a match"? The majority of the cruisers they have work a mini-heavy style, not just Knoble. I'd be interested to see more details on this, actually. I'm, uh, sure he was just creating some "publicity" for the company. Y'know, to get people talking. Yeah, that's the ticket. Hey, that got JBL the title belt. Everything other than the insurance thing is just flabbergasting.

It's ridiculous because he's justifying what the players did. Nothing the fan(s) said justifies what happened. Players are paid huge amounts of money, and should just tune out whatever any fan(s) say to them.

HHH'S goal is to equal (or better) the number of reigns Flair had, so for him to say he didn't realize it is complete BS.

I'd rather they have none of the above, and just push guys they already have.

No, it was retarded. But, quite honestly, I'd have no problems with him grabbing the guy he was aiming at and just beating the living hell out of him. -=Mike I can't even fathom hot utterly ridiculous these 2 statements are.

I'm adopting the Cards and the Red Sox as my playoff teams, as the Phillies are pretty much done.

Fuck them up their fucking asses. Seriously. And Suzuki & Heidenreich are still on the roster?

Viscera & Gangrel? Give me a fucking break. Bunch of guys on the roster with no direction, and they bring back those 2? L-A-M-E. We can only hope.

Can you float some of Max's money my way?

Miami - 14 Carolina at Kansas City (6.5) Chicago at Green Bay (7.5) Denver (3.5) at Jacksonville Houston at Detroit (2.5) Indianapolis at Tennessee (1.5) Pittsburgh at Baltimore (3.5) San Francisco at New Orleans (6.5) St. Louis at Atlanta (1.5) Washington (3.5) at N.Y. Giants Seattle (2.5) at Tampa Bay Buffalo at Oakland (3.5) Cleveland at Dallas (3.5) New England (7.5) at Arizona N.Y. Jets (3.5) at San Diego Miami at Cincinnati (3.5) Minnesota at Philadelphia (3.5)

So, in essence, the same amount of time they get on SD. They'd be no better off on Raw, so I see no need to move them.

They'll be wasted on Raw, too. How are you going to squeeze them onto Raw? The only conceivable way would be to dump the women's division, but I don't see that happening. At least they've got an ally on the SD writing staff, and have been starting to get some use.

The cruisers would be used even less on Raw than they are on SD. Rey as IC contender? They don't even have him as US Title contender, so what makes you think they'll use him differently on Raw? The cruisers are fine where they are, especially since they have a supporter in Lagana on the SD side.

Jim Kelly, also.

Dorsey loved throwing to Kellen Winslow Jr. back in Miami, so he may show the same affinity for the TE in the pro ranks.

Somebody needs to make a reality TV show about this.

I shall plant a tree in Rant's honor, to help cleanse the air for the future generations of Mother Earth.

Why did they even write that in the 1st place? The only people who would recognize Brody's name are obviously laughing at the comparison.