Spaceman Spiff

Carrie Fisher on commentary? I wonder if she'll say (during the carbon freeze scene) "here's where I was stoned out of my mind, and couldn't remember my lines, leading Harrison to come up with the great 'I know' line when I tell him I love him"?

Bison Dele (formerly Brian Williams)

Here's my roster from my 1 league on ESPN: My 1 team on ESPN I'm "Blaylock" (i.e. "Mookie Blaylock", Pearl Jam's original name). I'm in another league, run on CBS Sportsline: QB: B Roethlisberger D Carr T Green RB: A Smith M Alstott T Henry L Tomlinson WR: T Glenn D Branch I Bruce P Burress S Smith R Williams TE: B Franks T Heap B Troupe Def/Special Teams: D Bills D Titans K: J Hanson J Elam A little weak at RB. Starters are 1 QB, 2 RB, 2 WR, 1 TE, 1 K, 1 Def/ST

Wait, Maven has more charisma than Taker or Batista? You're joking, right?

Flyers have been a pretty cursed organization: -Pelle Lindbergh -Dmitri Tertyshny falling off the boat and getting his neck sliced -Barry Ashbee getting leukemia -Yannick Dupree getting leukemia -Gene Hart's daughter getting cancer (she lived, though)

Any of these London/Kidman situations could be used after they feud with (and drop the belts to) Knoble/Chavo. Knoble stays busy with London & Kidman (i.e. faces each, interferes in their matches, appears & distracts Kidman [makes him hesitant in the match] a couple times) until Chavo comes back, the teams feud, Knoble/Chavo win the belts, London/Kidman do their feud, and Knoble/Chavo go on to feud w/ FBI (who hold a non-title win against the previous tag champs). Hell, get the FBI involved right away to get them built up. That's enough material to keep these 6 guys busy through the end of the year at least, plus we get good matches out of it, too. Dammit, I wanted Knoble/London Part 3...

Knoble can interfere in a Kidman/London match and/or singles matches involving either guy, as well as face each guy himself in singles matches. You can stretch that out over 3-4 weeks or so, in which time Chavo will hopefully be ready to go. Have the 2 teams go at it, Knoble/Chavo pick up the belts at a PPV, and Kidman/London then do the split. As for another team, they could have given FBI a shot with the belts.

Man, fuck that. They had a perfectly good storyline lined up (Knoble/Chavo vs. London/Kidman), and they have to go and hot-shot the breakup, and put the tag belts on a crappy team. Knoble/Chavo get the non-title win, Chavo gets injured vs. Kidman - the angle writes itself. Just when you think SD is starting to get its shit together...

I was wondering why NewsRadio wasn't being shown anymore. That pretty much sucks. WGTW had a history of showing indy feds: ROH, CZW, Wildside, MLW, 3PW all had gotten aired at 1 time or another.

Gowan was also a whiny little bitch (which played into his release), which is something I'm sure Dinsmore isn't.

There's a difference between Austin & Flair - Austin was made to look better than every heel he went up against as GM, even though he wasn't an active wrestler, thus killing the heat of all the midcard heels. Flair is still an active guy, and takes his share of beatings in the ring, and thus can give back to the faces, which is what Austin couldn't/didn't do for the heels. Having Flair around isn't hurting the making of new stars. The focus being on the ME guys, while basically ignoring the undercard, is what hurts the making of new stars. No heel being able to look better than HHH is hurting the making of new stars. The super push of Orton, while ignoring all other faces, is what is hurting the making of new stars. Flair getting "WOOO"'s in his matches is the least of the problems. Does he have much of a rub to give? Probably not, but until they make him look like superman (like they did GM Austin), his hanging around isn't hurting anyone right now.

Who is Flair stealing heat from? If anything, Batista has benefited from hanging around with Flair/Evo, and I don't see anyone else being hurt by Flair.

Man, you get chills by just reading that.

Dude, you keep saying that with every hurricane. You're the little (Eyeball) kid who cried "wolf".

Well, there's your problem - cars are supposed to be named after girls, not guys. It obviously doesn't like the name.

HBK has the lamest "match preview" video-thingy.

Whoa - HBK speaking in tongues.

Miami Dolphins: yeah...

::storms the field:: ::tears down the goalposts::

Miami - 17 Indianapolis at New England (3.5) Arizona at St. Louis (13) Baltimore (4.5) at Cleveland Cincinnati at N.Y. Jets (2.5) Detroit at Chicago (3.5) Jacksonville at Buffalo (2.5) Oakland at Pittsburgh (3.5) San Diego at Houston (6) Seattle (2.5) at New Orleans Tampa Bay at Washington (2.5) Tennessee (2.5) at Miami Atlanta (3.5) at San Francisco Dallas at Minnesota (2.5) N.Y. Giants at Philadelphia (9.5) Kansas City at Denver (2.5) Green Bay at Carolina (3.5)

Sports teams aren't on the road 250 days a year, flying all over the world, driving all over the country, busting their bodies every night.

I agree. Show some maturity, be a professional and maybe they'll relax the dress code again. Or maybe if "locker room leader" Taker adhered to the dress code, the other guys wouldn't complain so much about it. He's supposed to set the example for "the boys in the back", so blatantly ignoring the newly applied dress code is basically saying "I'm better than all you chumps."

Do the string with the King of clubs, instead. That'll let you work out the 2 of clubs.

Wrong Pritchard got fired.

At least Show & HBK were dressed nicely. No fines here, boys!