Spaceman Spiff

Getting back to kickball, back in 3rd grade, we used to play every recess. I was in Catholic school, and the grade was divided into 2 classes (i.e. 1 teacher had ~15-20 kids, another teacher had the other ~15-20), so we'd play 1 class against the other. Whenever my team won, we'd do the Redskins "fun bunch" group high five. Being the tallest, I wouldn't jump, though. Man, those were some fun times.

Why did Kane get DQ'd? For bringing the chair into the ring?

I think I'd rather watch paint drying on growing grass than watch Kane wrestle.

And that's different than what they do w/ Hurricane...how?

Only if Rudo brings one that says "Licky Boom Boom Down".

Headline I'm pulling for this week: "Roberto Hernandez To Be Shut Down For The Remainder Of The Season."

You should put Burrell over Abreu, too (IMO).

Check again - the bottom of the straight part and the bottom of the lower loop don't connect.

You couldn't pay me to watch Kane/Sting. If they have any desire to improve SD, they'd put him on SD. They don't, of course, so he'd get put on Raw.

Rudo - if you do attend SD, you're bringing a "Funaki: Scientist From The Future" sign, right?

Whaaaaaat?

Seems too elaborate to be a "last minute" costume - the color scheme, the matching mask, the "R" on the front.

He's also got a bum neck, and supposedly wouldn't be able to do a full time schedule.

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Ripper is black?????????????????

He's a heel - he'd cheat. The dirt-to-the-eyes spot should have led directly to Book picking up a cheap win, thus enabling him to continue his "I'm better than anyone else on the show" gimmick by claiming he beat Taker. You do the rematch on SD, and Book manages again to pick up the win, probably by cheating or outside interference. He continues his "better than..." angle into a feud w/ Eddie, where Eddie finally beats him to put an end to it. Book gets a rub by beating Taker, making him a credible threat to Eddie, and Eddie gets a rub by taking out the guy whom Taker couldn't. Oof.

You put it in the Mordecai thread by mistake

Say what!?? That is the biggest pile of racist, sexist, insensitive crap I have ever heard. If this really happened, then that explains a lot about why management is reportedly souring on Kenzo. No, they soured on him because he sucks ass in the ring. If they soured on him because of his wife, they're completely clueless, as she saved them from pissing off an entire market.

Well, it shouldn't surprise you, since they've treated Rey as nothing more than a JTTS ever since they brought him in.

Actually, for the Diva stuff, Meltzer says:

I sure hope the title program wasnt that 2nd biggest program they were talking about. But who else would they slate him against? He just can't fit anywhere on Raw. He'd definitely disturb the good flow they have going. Supposedly, he was going to feud w/ Benoit for the title, as well as feud w/ Jericho. Changing Benoit's & Jericho's hometowns to American cities was supposed to be the prelude to them feuding w/ the Japanese "Hirohito" character.

Man, they are soooooooo clueless.

For old time's sake, you should go back to posting without the space bar.

ON THE WRONG ARM~! They were clearly working the left arm the entire match, Batista comes in and straps it on the RIGHT ARM. Unacceptable. He's just making sure *both* arms would be damaged Batista turned 35 in January.

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