Spaceman Spiff

The continued textual fellation of Santino Marrella.

He downloaded the latest feelings patch.

But Jack claimed he was neither friend nor family of the deceased. I'm going to throw my lot behind Michael as the final member of the O6. My reasoning will be spoilerized for a reason, so be forewarned before reading:

Oh, man, that Iceman King Parsons video was great. Hauling around ice blocks, "breaking" them with punches and his ass (!), quite the laugh fest.

Ozone in the upper atmospgere = good. Ozone at ground level = bad.

Jin's scenes were definitely flashbacks - the older model cell phone, his shouting that he'll kill the cab-stealer, the "year of the dragon" reference (last was 2001, next is 2012), his saying he's only been married 2 months, the date of death on his tombstone.

Are you sure it had an exact date? I thought it only had "1974" and "2004".

Ass 2 Pains Viande.

Remember Alf? He's back...in pog form.

Ha ha, what an idiot.

Depends on the crowd. Some are more pro-Cena than others, and tonight's was obviously on the other side of the coin. But to say is pretty stupid.

Elizabeth Mitchell/Angelina Jolie nude sex scene from Gia.

Don't you mean "sitches"?

Hey man, nice shot.

Glock.

Apparently, former-WWE-current-TNA wrestler Matt Morgan is going to be a gladiator in this next season.

Ben (to Hurley & Sawyer): "See you at dinner." Awesome. Oh, man, Jack is gonna be PISSED when he finds out Ben taped over the Red Sox World Series win. I bet that's what turned him into a bearded, pill-popping, crazy man. Yes. Yes. Yes. She was lookin' fiiiiiine all episode.

This makes no sense. They've spent the better part of a month building up Chuck as a heel, only to get squashed by Kane?

Noble has a match on SD this week.

TheSmartMarkawalimus.com

It's not necessarily the player, but the contract. Walker is overmatched as a no.1 receiver and he's getting $16 million guaranteed. By comparison, that's more than Randy Moss got. The Raiders are just throwing money at marginal players with no plan to speak of. Not just $16M guaranteed, but $16M guaranteed for a guy w/ a bum knee.

Yep.

For your eyes only, Invader:

Buck Rogers. Erin Gray in spandex! Annoying midget robots!

I'm in ur sink, cloggin ur drain.