Spaceman Spiff

Dug out of the DVDVR SB thread:

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Yeah, that was a great escape by Eli, but that catch was even better. Wow.

Mario Kart Wii Animal Crossing 2 (or whatever it'll be called for the Wii - it's supposed to come out in '08, right?)

The prevailing theory seems to be the "Oceanic 6" were allowed to leave the island, in exchange for claiming to be the only survivors, presumably under penalty of the rest being killed if any of the O6 start revealing the truth.

No need to spoiler that. So, yeah, it was "Jack's Dad" (smoke monster?) that Hurley saw in the chair, but I believe it was someone else who peeked out the window at him.

I'm still waiting for an explanation of this Spiff. The author aims for humor and/or shock-value by replacing the original dialogue with references to Oedipus Complex, incest, homosexuality, and bestiality (or stuffed-animal-sex - is there a term for that?).

That'd be awesome. Put Cena's face in the middle, make it spin again, and have him hold it for the next 5 years. It'd be glorious to see everyone's heads explode.

RonL - Noble has been an agent for a while now. He "got made" right before his "feud" w/ Hornswoggle.

For everyone complaining about too much filler, Monday's show is 1.5 hours (the following week, too).

I'm fine w/ that scenario, save for the HHH part.

OH SHIT! You're right! How did nobody else pick up on that? It's exactly what they've done. Dumb guidos from Jersey think that makes them look good. OH SHIT! You're right! How did nobody else pick up on that?

Orton got it right this time!

OMG, I totally almost fell for it!

Nah. No I don't. Everyone else proclaims every utterance of his as the funniest thing ever in the history of funny.

That Santino bit was terrible. People need to get off this guy's dick.

OH SHIT! You're right! How did nobody else pick up on that?

Wait, CWM and Czech and Kreese are mods? Wha?

ESPN crawl just said Mike Lieberthal retired.

Awesome. I'll definitely catch this when it shows up on 24/7.

C'mon, Cena.

Also, got a kick out of the MX winning their match using Jericho's full-nelson-face-slam move.

Nikita was looking stylish on the 2/22 NWA show with the polo shirt & sunglasses. No mic time for Nikita, though (boo!), but they made up for it w/ the awesome pull-apart brawl between Magnum & Nikita to close the show.