The Dames

Twas not a coincidence, RRR Dames

LOL...when reading that, all I can see is you talking in one of those "evil British guy" accents... "Find her, and bring her to me!" ...That's the only way I DO say it. Dames

Find her...and bring her to EQ. Dames

My question to YOU...is why didn't you? Dames

Well, I watched it with you and you saw first hand how I practically no sold it. I didn't care for it. Seriously....how the FUCK did Tarzan find Jane all over the city? "I hunted you" is not a fucking excuse. Dames

Buffy Thread....you were beloved. This was probably the longest on topic thread in TSM's history. And it is now a classic. Dames

Well, this is going to sound uber cheesy...but after Kakistos kept lighting my ass up, I started running around, jump kicking the orbs. That worked eventually. Dames

Wow, it's come down to my favorite two posters. How apropos. Ripper seems to be in the lead....so JUST to be a bastard, I'll vote Zack Malibu AND make him a mod, how do you like that? Dames

Kakistos is a bitch. Have you gotten up to him or are you having trouble with another part of the game? Dames

The deadlines would be as follows. Velocity, Sunday Night Heat and Xplosion would have to be up by Monday Night. Raw must be up by Tuesday night. My apolgoies...those are the times I'd like the articles up on the site once their aired. In terms of submitting samples, you can submit all you like until I say otherwise. Dames

TheSmartMarks.com is in need of new writers for various weekly positions. WWE Raw WWE Sunday Night Heat WWE Velocity NWA:TNA Xplosion If and ONLY IF you are willing to make a commitment to produce quality write ups or reviews on these shows in a timely manner every week, please send me a sample write up of one of these shows to [email protected]. I do NOT accept attachments, so please make sure to cut and paste the article into an e-mail. Knowing HTML is a plus, but it is not necessary. Every article that qualifies for consideration will be checked for plagarism, so beware. I expect to receive many submissions, so if I do not respond back to you, don't be offended. What I am looking for most of all is originality, knowledge of the product, personality, proper spelling & grammar and most of all...a commitment. We all know that these shows haven't been lighting up the wrestling world, but we need someone who will stay focused and pump out quality stuff weekly. Good luck. Dames

Tim, after coming to the conclusion that the so called "evidence" against you was false, I am reinstating you back here at TSM. There was a rush to judgment without getting clear facts and for that, I, as well as the rest of the TSM staff apologize to you. Tim Cooke has done no wrong doing and therefore, if he is harrassed by members about this incident (where he allegedly "ratted out" TSM to RF) then it shall be considered flamebaiting. Also, due to the fact that he made a bad call and has limited online capabilities, Jingus has decided to step down as a Moderator here at TSM. Taking his place shall be Zack Malibu, who I believe I can trust to be a fair and impartial Mod. Once again Tim, I apologize for everything that has taken place in the past week or so and you are welcome here once again. Please contact me personally if you need anything. Dames

People always say that Kevin Nash's best match was against Shawn Michaels at Best Friends: Better Enemies, but that Survivor Series '95 match was just as good in my opinion. Nash actually showed that he can sell when he wants to. Then again, that was 8 years ago. Damn... Dames

I have not read the books, you're right. But if the movies were a far, far cry from the books then the uproar would be much bigger than it is now. Peter Jackson has taken liberties with the story in order to make it movie-friendly, but fans who haven't read the books, such as myself, wouldn't know that...so if something happens in the book, it may or may not be in the film and it COULD be a spoiler. That's all I care about...I don't want to be spoiled. Dames

They're still spoilers. I haven't read the books and since the movies are trying to be faithful to the books, I'd say there is a fair chance those events will take place. Dames

::pops in World Series 2001 DVD, watches bottom of the 9th of Game 7:: Wow- that almost makes me feel better ::Waxes my baseball bat and glock and gleefully awaits Bob's return to NYC:: ...Now THAT makes me feel better. Dames

If they've ever won the division prior to the new playoff system (with Division Series), then they have been in the LCS Bob. Hey Bob...how about them Braves huh? That's what you get for talking smack when the Yankees lost their first game Dames

Wildpegasus, Thank you for that long post. That was seriously one of the best posts I've read in quite some time. I watched the Bret/Benoit match on Nitro, but never uncut. Your post truly got me very amped and made me miss Bret Hart even more. I must get this match now. Once again, thank you. Dames

Well, I'm still at EQ's. Final tally: 1 Shot of Tequila 4 Shots of Black House 3 Shots of Southern Comfort with Lime 2 Long Island Iced Teas (EQ had a Red Devil and 1 Long Island Iced Tea) I held mine down...but birthday boy didn't. Dames

Hey Cabbageboy...how about hiding them spoilers eh? You know how much I abhorr them. Dames

Well, I'm an arachnaphobic and the fact that there's a Giant Spider in the movie is going to FUCK ME UP...so I just wanted to know what to expect. Dames

I'm on a sad 56k and I'm not about to download the ROTK trailer. Can anyone answer this question for me please... Is Shelob (big Giant spider) shown in the trailer? If so, how does it look? Dames

Apparently, this Diatribe was not meant to be. I guess the fact that I typed my intro ahead of time made it so. The tape that I was recording TNA on this week, literally, broke in half. I didn't realize it until after the show as I wasn't watching it at the same time as I usually do. Even if I had, I would have been unable to do anything about it. So, after some emergency surgery on said tape...it was declared unwatchable at 11:45pm tonight and therefore, no Diatribe. My apologies. Oh, for the record...that means that I spent 10 bucks for nothing and there's no replay at 10pm either. Cablevision hates me. Dames

Unless Banky told CWM something that he didn't tell me, it's not Josh. Dames

If the "Goodbye to You" version that you guys are looking for is the acoustic one she sang at the Bronze...I've had that for the better part of two years now. Dames