Secret Agent

So... when's the show?

Ah, those were the days. writing super-long Clusterfuck matches and running around like an ass with that stupid Pokemon-themed character. And yeah, writing like I used to is pretty much an instant DQ, considering how hated I was by everyone. Ash is Akira?

Jesus! it still took me forever to find Zack's stats for 'Zack Malibu'. If anyone else needs them here they are. Name: Zack Malibu Age: 25 Height: 5'11 Weight: 200 lbs. Hometown: Providence, Rhode Island Alignment (heel, face, tweener): Face...we think. Stable affiliation (if any): Is responsible for the arrival of The Wildcards (Bruce Blank, Todd Cortez and Bloodshed), but is not an active part of that stable. Formerly led popular OAOAST stable The In Crowd with retired superstars EvenflowDDT, The Superstar, and Alison. Wrestling style (brawler, cruiserweight, technical, all-rounder, etc.): Extremely well rounded. Technically proficient, can take to the air, brawl with the best of them...whatever the situation calls for. Theme music: "Getting Away With Murder" by Papa Roach. Entrance Style (what color pyro, spotlights, etc.): As the opening bass line strikes, the lights in the arena drop, with the entrance ramp illuminated in blue and gold. As the guitar melody starts, a shower of gold pyro goes off on either side of the ramp, showering Zack Malibu with sparks as he walks out. Once in the ring, Malibu will more often than not play to the crowd, even momentarily, by climbing the ropes, throwing his arms up, and things of that nature. Entrance attire (sunglasses, robe, jacket, etc): A sleeveless ring jacket with a hood, similar to AJ Styles. Ring attire: Semi-short tights, typically blue and white or blue and gold. Boots with kickpads, taped wrists, , knee and elbow pads. Finishing Move(s) (try to keep it to 1 or 2): School's Out (superkick, Sweet Chin Music style)-named as such by CWM in the early days of the OAOAST due to Malibu's penchant for teen high school sitcoms. A very powerful superkick that is responsible for many of Malibu's wins. Angle Slam-the finisher of the company's namesake, Anglesault. Since having the torch pass to him by AS, Malibu has taken to using some of the former World Champions moveset as tribute, namely the Angle Slam and the rolling German Suplex combo. Falling Star Driver-Fisherman's Cradle into Piledriver. Rarely used these days, but still capable of being a finisher for Malibu. Zack debuted this move during his "dark days" and his feud with Crystal. The opponent is lifted a la a fisherman buster or suplex, but rather than fall back or down, the opponent is cradled in front of Malibu and dropped down on their neck and head. Deadly. California Dream-Dragon Sleeper. Another move, this one named after one of Malibu's favorite shows. It's a submission finisher and has won him matches, but it's the rarest move in his arsenal. Signature Moves: Zack Attack-Shining Wizard. A hard running, leaping knee strike, targeted towards the head of the opponent. Trendsetter-sleeperhold drop. Starts out as the typical sleeper, but then Malibu drops the opponent to the mat on the back of their head. P.O.P. Drop-fisherman buster. Lift for a fisherman suplex, but drop like a brainbuster. Rolling Suplex Combination-As mentioned, Malibu lifted the Rolling German Suplexes from Anglesault, but will also put his own twist on it. Rolling Germans into a Dragon Suplex, Rolling Germans into a release half nelson suplex...depending on the situation, Malibu could take someone down with anything he desires. Basic moveset: Hard hitting, technical, aerial...Malibu does it all. These are just some basic manuevers that you'll always see. Chops Hard slaps Right jabs Suplexes (he's not Taz, but he's got variety) Flying legdrop Enzugiri Diving Corner Splash Reverse DDT Missle Dropkick Malibu is also capable and willing to do high-risk springboard moves, out of the ring dives, etc. Manager/valet/sidekick Current girlfriend Candie is at home, expecting the couples first baby! Catchphrases/Trademark gestures "You don't have to love me, you don't have to like me, but you WILL respect me!" "Good for business, bad for you." History/Background/Career Highlights: Besides Anglesault, the company namesake, Zack Malibu is the most recognizable face in OAOAST history. Arriving just as the company began taking off in 2002, Malibu made waves by immediately targeting Anglesault and the AWO . To counter the "stable mentality" at the time, Malibu formed The In Crowd with then-rival EvenflowDDT, newcomer The Superstar, and Evenflow's girlfriend Alison. As time wore on, the stable broke apart, with Evenflow becoming overcome by his death match wars with Sandman, and Superstar growing a huge ego and breaking out of his original sidekick/towel boy role. Alison wound up at the side of Zack Malibu, and revealed her feelings on the night of Anglemania II...the same night that Malibu finally uphended rival Anglesault for the OAOAST World Title. Now the champion, Malibu had to deal with the pressure of it all, as he was now the company poster boy. Anglesault turned face soon after the loss, admitting his respect for Malibu and telling him to run with the ball. It was tougher than ever, as Malibu faced betrayal in the form of Stephen Joseph Popick, who turned on him and eventually managed to turn Evenflow and Sandman into reluctant partners targeting Zack. Malibu also faced the loss of Alison, who was driven from the company by Alix Spezia, the then-girlfriend of Malibu's newest rival, Northstar, formerly known as Shattered Dreams. Malibu and Northstar had one of the early classic bouts in company history, an Iron Man Match that went over an hour, and nearly saw Malibu lose the title. In August, Malibu lost the title at Angleslam to Calvin Szechstein, the leader of Totally Endorsed...a group of wrestlers who were sponsored by some of the most powerful corporations and labels in the world. The TE valet, Candie, wound up sick of her employers mistreatment of her, and ran to Zack's side. Eventually the two wound up an item, and Malibu recaptured his title from Calvin at Anglemania III. After Anglemania III, Malibu defended the belt against new rival (and former TE member) Sly Sommers, but a change was in the air, as Malibu seemed more protective of his title, going to great lengths to keep it. When Crystal, the popular Female Phenom became the number one contender, Malibu snapped, desperate to keep her away from his belt. He formed The Thrillogy with former rival Calvin, and Hoff, and the trio wreaked havoc upon the company. After submitting in War Games to Crystal, Malibu went into Angleslam the defending champion once again...this time in the first (and so far, only) Survive Or Surrender cage match, where a roof and the absence of a door would keep any other parties out of the ring. The result was a bloody war, including Malibu cutting Crystal open with the referee's belt buckle, until she was able to make the champion tap, and capture the biggest prize in wrestling. From there, Malibu took his frustrations out on all other female members of the roster, usually doing terribly. The Thrillogy split apart in the midst of an attack on Hoff that all blamed on Malibu (it turned out to be Chris Stevens after all, and is something that leads to the Malibu/Hoff tension to this day). He forged an alliance with fellow "Originals" Tony Brannigan and Dan Black, dubbing themselves The Original Elite, and the trio captured the World Tag Team Titles under the provision any two of the three could defend them. Malibu was a part of the duo that lost the belts to Chicks Over Dicks, and that was enough to have Black T deem him expendable, turning on him in brutal fashion and attacking Candie as well. Malibu recovered, and returned for vengeance against Black T and new (old) ally CWM, aided by Caboose (Malibu's biggest supporter in the company) and the returning Some Guy. Malibu's team defeated the new Original Elite at Anglemania IV, and a month later Malibu succeeded in getting vengeance on Dan Black (who was the one who attacked Candie). This marked the return of the Global Party Exchange to the company with a new "outlook" on things. The outspoken Scotty Static spoke of a revolution, and that many backstage were tired of the "same old, same old" from the veterans. The GPX hooked up with Drek Stone, who felt Malibu had been ducking him, and together the seeds were sewn for the Civil War, with Malibu scrambling to unite the Originals to defend the company against the Upstarts contingent. Angleslam proved to be Malibu's downfall once again, as Drek soundly defeated Zack, and then left the company. Politics came into play when Stone, as well as Hoff, left the federation in a huff, the latter vacating the OAOAST World Title Zack defended so proudly at one time. Malibu took the role of company leader both behind the scenes as well as in front of it, but could seemingly do no right no matter what he tried. A chink in the armor of the Upstarts (at this point led by Peter Knight and Axel) took place at Zero Hour, when Zack captured the HI-YAH Heavyweight Title from Upstart Christian Wright. Since then, Malibu has treated the title on equal ground as the OAOAST Title, traveling the world to defend it, and successfully retaining it in an amazing Two For The Money match at Anglemania V, which also guaranteed him an OAOAST World Title Shot anytime in the next year. The war with the GPX was not over with, as Static and Jax, along with fellow Upstart Jamie O'Hara formed their own group, dubbed "The Hooligans" by Caboose. Revealing their respect for Malibu's efforts, they made life even more of a hell for him, attacking him at every corner, including one brutal parking lot attack that saw O'Hara put his head through a car window. Stating that things "weren't fun anymore", The Hooligans said that they wanted the "old, unpredictable" Zack Malibu to try and come at them. Malibu did as asked, and became aided by three mysterious masked men, revealed to be former SWF Superstar Todd Cortez, and currently SWF competitors Bruce Blank and Bloodshed. Using the name The Wildcards, they've aided Zack, albeit by using excessive force that has even seen Malibu question their true motives in all this. It's an action that has turned all eyes to Malibu, making him the most controversial star in the company at this time, whehter he wants to be or not.

I'd have to somewhat agree with you about the Gabe/JJ storyline. However, I think simply fighting for the title should be enough to make emotions run high. I'm sure the CF match will be good, though as both Mak and JJ are more than capable of delivering. I'm also kind of wondering about my match getting put up.

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Happy Birthday to the man formerly known as Toxxic and a slew of other charaters!! I'm surprised I'm the first one to get to this since it's 11:49 p.m. here.

It's two kids lip-synching the pokemon theme.

Sorry. It's in there now.

Smarks Board Name: Secret Agent Wrestlers Name: Johnny Dangerous Real Name: Johnny Dangerous Nick Name(s): The Barracuda, the Secret Agent Height: 6’1 Weight: 225 Hometown: Las Vegas, Nevada Age: 29 Face/Heel: Flashy face Stable: None Ring Escort: None Weapon(s): Whatever’s handy. Though he might McGuvyer some weapon if he has to. Looks: Johnny is a clean cut, medium build white male, with stylish jet black hair. His face is normally as smooth as a baby’s bottom, and his teeth as white as pearls. (He likes to smile a lot, especially at the ladies.) The Barracuda dresses in a high tech style. Black slacks, black short sleeved shirt (tight fitting to accent his muscular build - stylish while at the same time having a somewhat techno feel. He always comes out wearing a pair of high-tech shades and has even been wearing them during the course of his matches lately. For a bigger match he’d probably remove them by himself or have them slapped off his face by a heel. Also, he sometimes comes out in a all black trench coat, but only with this outfit, and even then it’s becoming less common. On occasions where Johnny needs to really bring it, big matches, etc, Johnny could wear knee-length black "Olympic-style" wrestling tights, with red, white and blue stripes within the "V" pattern on the back. He wears black knee pads and black wrestling boots, and keeps his hair slicked back. This is what he used to wear in Wild and Dangerous tag team matches and occasionally in a singles match. This is also proper wrestling gear and when Johnny knows the match is really big he will want to make sure his movements are free from restrictions. Out of the ring, Johnny will wear a slick, trendy black Armani suit. Ring Entrance: Johnny comes out to “Mission Impossible” as done by the James Taylor Quartet. The Smarktron will show the famous “fuse to a stick of dynamite” lighting scene as the music starts before breaking away to show clips of Johnny in action. Feel free to add things like Johnny giving crowd members high fives or Johnny kissing a female on the cheek. Johnny heads into the ring, mounts a turnbuckle and raises his arms out to the fans. Stats: Strength: 5 - Although he isn’t built like an ox, he has some hellacious strength for a man of his size. Can usually get anyone up 300 pounds or under. Over that it is possible, but some serious effort would be needed. Speed: 5 - Johnny has excellent speed, and is small enough to deliver plenty of luncha style moves, escape a tight situation, or get to someone in a hurry. Vitality: 4 - A secret Agent never surrenders, never gives up! That doesn’t mean he won’t tap or anything, he is just stubborn and sometimes doesn’t know when to quit so that he can live to fight another day. He has plenty of energy and stamina. Charisma: 6 - Can talk the talk, especially when swooning ladies. Johnny is well educated, and though he won’t be bringing home Oscars anytime soon can put on some serious acting for the ladies…or his enemies! He can also get a crowd to love him with his brilliant personality. Style: Johnny “The Barracuda” Dangerous is well trained in the finer martial arts and as such, speed is very much on his side. Being the Spy that he is; brawling, high-risk maneuvers, and aerial attacks are common ground for him. For the basics, Martial Art strikes to loosen them up, then wear downs or attacks with more “umph” to it as it goes on. Signature Moves: -Spinning Heel Kick -Scorpion Kick -Back-flip kick -Spinning Back Fist -Shotei Palmstrike -Guillotine Face Driver -Spinal Explosion (A Rolling Fireman’s Carry: Get someone into a fireman’s carry, then flip forward, impacting their back into the mat.) -Rolling Verticle Suplex (Three if he can get them off. This move WILL put someone down…. this isn’t an ego trip, but rather how it should be.) -Dangerous Driver (The attacker stands behind the victim. The attacker places both their arms under the victim's arms and locks them behind the victim's neck. The attacker lifts the victim in the air. Once they reach the apex, the attacker pushes down forward and drives the victim down face first into the mat. -Johnny Kick (Super Kick - It always precedes an Armed and Dangerous, though an Armed and Dangerous does not always follow it.) -Crucifix Armbar -The Interrogator (A Crossface hold. Used to wear down an opponent and for submissions as well. This can, and has been used as a finisher as built properly this move is deadly.) Common Moves: -All of your basic wrestling moves that anyone would HAVE to know. Hip-tosses, basic takedowns, all that good stuff. -Any Martial Art’s kick -Any Martial Art’s chop -Punches/Kicks/Elbows/Chops (Not very often for chops, mostly when chopped first.) -Enzuigiri (Back Brain Kick) -Uranage -Standing or running leg drops and elbow drops -Neck Breaker (Rear and swinging) -Dropkick/Missile Dropkick/Springboard Dropkick -DDT (Various kinds) -Double Axe Handle Smash -Bulldogs -Body Press/Body Scissor -Chinlocks -Facelocks -Leglocks -Armbars -Arm Wringer Irish Whips into: •Clothesline •Elbow Smashes •Drop Kicks •Body presses Suplex’s: •Belly-to-Belly •Back-to-belly •German – Can also end on a bridge, and on occasion, can be turned into rolling German’s •Verticle •Exploder From the turnbuckles: •Elbow drops •Leg drops •Fist drops •Stomps Rare Moves: -Wild Ride (A Vertebreaker – When a tremendous hit is needed to get a pin…BIG money matches/Feud Matches) - Death From Above (Moonsault double stomp.) Moonsault from the turnbuckle, only Johnny lands feet first into someone’s chest, and lands with finesse. Please, if you must kick out of a move, use a finisher that isn’t this deadly or use the SSP. Contact me before using so we can discuss, please. -Armed and Dangerous (Running Fist Drop. Johnny darts for the ropes while the opponent lies face up on the mat. He bounces back and flips in the air, coming down fist first on their chest or face. *NOTE* Johnny usualy sets up this move with a Johnny Kick A.K.A. - A Super Kick. This move is more of a crowd popper than anything. The Johnny Kick is what will do you in, this is just humiliation.) -The Cover Up (Diamond Dust. Johnny gets his opponent in a inverted DDT, sits on the top rope, somersaults over the opponent, and pulls them down with a Diamond Cutter. If you don’t know what a diamond cutter is, here you go. The attacker applies 3/4 face lock …basically, the victim's head on the attacker's shoulder with the attacker forming a headlock around the top of their head as the attacker has their back to the victim… and drops down to the mat, flat on your back, impacting the victim's chin into the attacker's shoulder.) Finishers: Primary: The MI SLAM (Same as an Angle/Olympic Slam/Fallaway Slam - Can be done to anyone of any size, due to it be more of a momentum move and not actually requiring lifting anyone for more than a second.) Secondary/Submission finisher: The Barracuda (Over the Shoulder Half Crab. Can be used as a finishing submission but mainly used to wear down an opponent. If the opponent is too resilient Johnny can turn this into an Over-the-shoulder full crab…Think a Boston Crab but you reverse the attacker’s position.) Aerial Finisher: Shooting Johnny Press (A regular Shooting Star Press/Mexican Pride Press.) Notes: coming soon. Bio: Johnny Dangerous is a former secret agent for the wonderful United States of America. He’s a lot like a James Bond, only American. If you want to know more then PM me as I don’t feel like typing all of this now.

Since I hardly watch NFL can someone please explain. How the fuck do you make a catch, hit the ground, then get back up and run in for a TD? Once you hit the ground you're done, right?

Are there any tag team stats for the Cadillac Boys?

I think this show will need a good tag match before the clusterfuck.

At least you got 'comp'd' for Christmas...and at least I won a match.

Except in 2004.

What nobody wants to give me any constructice criticism on my match to help me improve?

I think I may have accidentially deleted it, Tom. You can post it for me, though, if you like.

Sagarin has OU at #2. 3 on Massey and 6 on Wolfe. Am I reading that wrong or do the computers just love Oklahoma?

I'm serious! OU should be no lower than 9.

Where is Oklahoma at in this list? This is where getting fucking hosed by the refs in Oregon is causing problems. OU is a 1 loss team if you make the obvious, correct call. Everyone knows it!

I hope the CGI isn't done because that shot of Spiderman coming up against the American flag looked like shit. The shot of Spidey in the back suit back-flipping off the buildings and the sequence after that looked rough as hell too.

Sweet! What do I win?

THURSDAY Louisville at Rutgers FRIDAY Western Michigan at Central Michigan SATURDAY Minnesota at Michigan State Purdue at Illinois Wisconsin at Iowa Tennessee at Arkansas Iowa State at Colorado Pittsburgh at Connecticut Miami at Maryland Nebraska at Texas A&M Washington State at Arizona State Oregon State at UCLA Wake Forest at Florida State Oregon at USC Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the Tennessee/Arkansas game? 47 Tiebreak #2: How many passing yards will Oregon's Dennis Dixon have against USC? 310

What, no Texas Tech at Oklahoma for the pick em?

Sweet! I call opening promo.