LaParkaYourCar

Pope's Croatian Faucet! That's your new name!

I DON'T KNOOOOOOW!!!!

Looks like the link I provided goes to the main page of that website now, but anyone who's seen the promo knows what I'm talking about. If you haven't here's a transcript: (Luger comes out of a room looking upset. A fat little man who looks like Oliver Humperdink's cousin walks up) Interviewer: Mr. Luger, Mr. Luger I saw what just happened out there with Ron Killings. I just want to ask you...I mean...what are your plans for the next show Superbrawl Saturday. Are you gonna take care of Ron Killings? Luger: What kind of disgusting dispic...dispicable *sighs* lack of respect does that Billy Whats-his-name show booking a match for the Total Package Lex Luger on Superbrawl.........Super Saturday.....WHAT IS IT, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT'S CALLED!!!! Interviewer: Superbrawl Saturday. Luger: Superbrawl Saturday!? Can he afford to pay me to wrestle Ron? I DON'T KNOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!! I'm one of the biggest legends and stars in this....GOD!!! (At this point Luger gets mad at his t-shirt and pulls it off over his head) AND YOUR T-SHIRTS ARE TOO TIGHT TOO BILLY!!!! AND YOU BOOK A MATCH WITH ME AGAINST RON KILLINGS!? LOOK AT ME! I'M A TOTAL PACKAGE. I'LL RIP HIM APART. I'M PISSED NOW!! (Luger walks off as the interviewer looks totally baffled.) Interviewer: I don't think I....(in the background Luger fiddles with the door and yells "AND THE DOOR'S LOCKED TOO!") (The interviewer burst into laughter.) --------- Really it's even funnier with Luger's facial expressions. See.

I remember that. What was the point of that? To show that smoking is bad by having The Giant smoke on his way to the ring?

Speaking of things that made you go WTF. Has anyone of you ever seen this. EDIT: Dangit...well whenever it starts loading it's Lex Luger's "I DON'T KNOOOOOOW!!!" promo.

Why not? Peter Jackson did. I demand Harry Potter Extended Edition DVD's!!

Someone already posted that Duke.

Or you could see it if YOU'RE a fan.

Harry Potter of course. I'm a big Potter fan.

At the very top there's some links that say "Outline, Standard, Linear" you clicked on Linear, click on Standard.

La Parka wearing glasses over his mask makes that pic!

Oh how could I forget the time that Kane projected his daydreams onto Live Television.

That flower pot has now been given a push on Velocity.

I think my eyes are broke. When I look at the dots the moving dot still looks green to me instead of pink. EDIT: Nevermind that's only after I've seen the green dot. If I start out looking at the dots it's pink.

Yeah but that's only for 90 days isn't it? After that he could join.

Hmm this might actually work in Dinsmore's favor. If he gets released he can go to TNA where he can finally drop the retard character, which could make for quite a debut promo. "I just wrestled as a retard for the last couple of years! I came here to finally be myself!" From what I've heard of his OVW stuff he's actually quite a good wrestler and in TNA he wouldn't have to do hokey moves from the 80's anymore as opposed to actually wrestling.

I bet GOF will become your new favorite. It's my favorite of the books. Don't get me wrong I'll probably love the movie (I haven't seen it, just heard what they cut out). The thing is it's not always what the cut out, but also what they change. And from what I've heard they've changed a few things.

You read the book and you'll really see how much they cut out of this movie. It's almost unrecognizable.

Feedback on PRL's stuff: Both the promo and the match did a great job building SJ/PRL for the PPV. It's not always easy to make a heel/heel match work, but they're doing it and teasing PRL as a face in the process. The Vitamin X promo was good as well.

"very most probably exactly" Geez...who wrote that?

Lies!!!!

When I first read the title of this thread I thought you were suggesting Nuking the WWE roster.

La Parka Your Car = Carry Polka Aura A Koala Purr Racy A Royal UK Car Rap

Awesome show. I gave it an 8, I would have ranked higher, but the show seemed a bit short, which will probably change once the PRL stuff is added. I liked the ten bell salute. I debated on whether or not to have Parka do a tribute for Eddie since he spent time in Mexico, but I never ended up writing anything. A fun opening match between Otaku II and Spanish Fly. I liked the bit where they both played like they had been hit with the chair. That was a great tribute to Eddie. I'm glad to know that SJ isn't seriously going with the whole "Poppyseeds" thing, because that would almost be as bad as Test's "Testicles". I like how SJ is a fighting champ, coupled with his character it makes you want to see him lose even more. So PK has no real reason for walking out of our match other than he's frustrated? Well atleast I get a rematch! (Yeah I kayfabe'd that portion of my feedback...sue me.) Wow...women wrestling drunk? If that were an actual angle in a real wrestling fed I would be a bit uneasy, but being in an efed I found it hilarious. I loved this women's match. You could just feel the hate from Pantera Combatienta towards El Chica Generico (man those names are a mouthful). The bit with the mask ripping reminded me of Eddie/Rey from Havoc '97. Not sure if it was supposed to be a tribute or not. I also like the unique rules to the match. Alfdogg/Tony was a great back and forth match that I would have loved to have actually seen played out in real life. It was written in a way that I could easily picture and I love that. And it had a clean finish! I love how Caboose is already talking like Leon Rodez won the title. Good to hear an Eddie Tribute from Ragdoll. I wish he was back in the ring. I'm guessing the PRL/Brickston match will go here later. I'll try to remember to come back and read it. Alix and Los Diablos de Fuego bring the funny again, but damn that was a brutal beatdown for a man on woman attack! I felt bad for Alix. GPX have a serious mean streak going as do LDdF after their beatdown on GPX. And I marked out for "Rock You Like a Hurricane" playing on the radio! That's Blurricane's old theme! Brock/Zack was another great match that I could easily picture in my head. I thought for awhile there that Brock had it won. Nice tease of Sandman coming out. (Yeah I finally remembered who had that music) Next week's Three Way Match will be awesome. The Sooner Bruisers crack me up, especially the, "Because the Man of Tomorrow is your upgrade, download right now!" line. That was cheesy, yet so perfect for his character. Although I am disturbed by Frankie wanting to defecate on NNMX and SCM. Other than that it was pretty intense from Logan. Poor Los Conquistadors. The fans don't know who the are! Calvin makes next week seem even more exciting with his little rundown, but that nararator seems to be a bit bitter about something. SJ/Rodez was a great match and you really got the feeling that Rodez could have pulled it out. I would have liked to see a clean finish, but I understand why it didn't have one. I can't wait until next week.

So when's the show going up?