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He couldn't have said "the boy who cried wolf" or something that carries a little less baggage, then, oh the most villified genocidal fascist of the 20th century? The Dems bring this upon themselves, and they know exactly what they're doing...

Right, because Bush is so much like Hitler. Why you can barely tell them apart. Hitler has a mustache, Bush doesn't. Oh and Bush exterminated more Jews...

anyone want to challenge me? Jobber? jig? NoCal? Kamui? If we can't set up enough 1 on 1 challenges we can do it by grouping...

1) Well, good thing for the brand extension, hmm? 2) Probably would have been brought up before he was ready, but eventually risen to the top, especially at the end when the likes of Jeff Jarrett and Booker T were the top stars. Upon entrance to WWF with the others though, he'd probably be treated like a comedy character, and while given a push, never really scoring any meaningful wins and would promply be put back in place by the likes of HHH and Austin....um....ya know what, absolutely nothing would be different! 3) Well, possibly the company could have chugged along if it hooked up with Fox Sports Net or USA or something, because the whole reaosn Bischoff didn't buy it was they didn't have TV anymore on TBS/TNT. NWA-TNA would not exist though, that I'm pretty sure of.

Fuck them.

Exactly, it's like people who deny the Holocaust. Well, gee, where exactly did all those people GO? Let's say the government DID fire a missile into the pentagon (God knows why, especially since there doesn't seem to be any denying the Boeings being flown into the WTC, but let's go with it), where exactly did that flight with all those people on it, some of whom called on cell phones to say what was happening GO TO? Have they been abducted to a secret government run island, like in The Prisoner? Where am I? In The Village....

Exactly, when they get him, it will be news.

Care to elaborate?

Any predictions on a winner? I'm gonna go out on a limb and say with his renewed commitment to wrestling, and his mainstream wrestling appeal while TNA Is trying to get more mainstream, Hardy is trusted with the win and the title.

SCREW THIS NAMSY PAMBSY AVATAR CRAP! I CHALLENGE ANYONE MAN ENOUGH TO A DUEL! Seriously though, I'll be in. I'm pretty confident in a Bush victory, so if Kerry wins I'll be impressed enough to have his creepy mortician like mug as my avatar for a couple months. I'll only hook up with INXS if his part of the deal involves his avatar being a short clip of him taking a hammer to his gentials.

I was wondering about that AP story, since I SAW the clip on Fox News, and unless they edit the crowd like WWE (highly unlikely) Bush made the announcement and gave his best wishes and the crowd responded with a polite applause.

His newest video: http://repository.wwe.com/asx/SD/083104carlito300.asx Hey, be cool, can't you see Carlito's on the phone?

Oh God, not 2 threads on this...please just contain it to here: http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showtopic=60141

What, no El KaBONG jokes?

Everyone should order this show. Not only is the lineup absolutely stacked, but is TNA's weekly PPV farewell. They're basically going dark for the next 2 months (besides Impact! and Best of shows) so this should be a big show. THE MOST ANTICIPATED TITLE MATCH IN TNA HISTORY! NWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH CHAMPION JEFF JARRETT VS. JEFF HARDY When “The Charismatic Enigma” Jeff Hardy signed with TNA, the one thing he asked for was a shot at the NWA World Heavyweight Title. This Wednesday night live on Pay-Per-View, Hardy finally gets his opportunity to win the gold when he faces the “King of the Mountain” Jeff Jarrett! It will be The Stroke vs. The Swanton in the most anticipated World Title Match in TNA history! Can Hardy realize his dream this Wednesday night? Tune in and find out! TWO TAG TEAM TITLE MATCHES – ONE NIGHT! CHAMPIONS THE NATURALS VS. AMERICA’S MOST WANTED – WINNER FACES TRIPLE X LATER THAT NIGHT! In a true test of who the best tag team in TNA truly is, NWA World Tag Team Champions The Naturals, America’s Most Wanted and Triple X will take part in two tag team title matches this Wednesday night! First, The Naturals will defend against their longtime enemies America’s Most Wanted. Whoever walks out with the gold will defend them later that night against Triple X! TNA TABLES MATCH – THE FINAL SHOWDOWN “THE PHENOMENAL” AJ STYLES VS. KID KASH In what is being billed as the final meeting between two bitter enemies, AJ Styles will collide with Kid Kash this Wednesday night live on Pay-Per-View in a Tables Match! The first superstar to put his opponent through two tables will win the bout and claim bragging rights in this violent and brutal feud! Can AJ once and for all shut Kash’s mouth, or will the K-I-D accomplish his mission of putting Styles on the sidelines? DUSTY RHODES VS. TEAM CANADA COACH D’AMORE SPECIAL REFEREE: DIRECTOR OF AUTHORITY VINCE RUSSO After Dusty Rhodes’ high jinx as the Midnight Rider this past Wednesday, Vince Russo asked The American Dream what it was going to take to end their ongoing problems. Dusty’s answer? He wants Team Canada coach Scott D’Amore in a match this Wednesday night live on Pay-Per-View! Russo granted Rhodes his wish, but also announced that he would serve as Special Guest Referee for the bout! SIX-PERSON INTERGENDER MATCH SIAKI, WATTS AND DESIRE VS. ABYSS, SHELLEY AND GOLDYLOCKS After freeing Sonny Siaki, Sharkboy and D-Ray 3000 from Goldylocks’ control, Erik Watts is now out to destroy her shrinking empire once and for all this Wednesday night live on Pay-Per-View! Watts will join Siaki and Desire in a TNA intergender match to take on Abyss, Alex Shelley and Goldy! Will Watts finally get the ultimate revenge on Goldylocks? Tune in and find out! X DIVISION TAG TEAM DOMINANCE MATCH FEATURING THE TOP SUPERSTARS OF THE X DIVISION The high-flying and daredevil athletes of the X Division will be in action this Wednesday night in a Tag Team Dominance Match, featuring Michael Shane and Kazarian, Amazing Red, Chris Sabin, Team Canada and many more! Can Shane and Kazarian back up their mouths and claim dominance? Or, will one of the other X teams step up to the plate? Watch on Wednesday night for this explosive, high-flying bout! PLUS – THE ALHA MALE MONTY BROWN, 3LIVE KRU, AND MANY MORE OF YOUR FAVORITE TNA SUPERSTARS!

Just further proving that the Nazi anaolgy is not off base at all...

I'll admit, that'd be pretty funny. That would be remarkeble though for 2 elections in a row to end up like that...

C'mon Mike, I bet this is some right wing rag, let's see, TIME...um...oh....that IS impressive.

The problem with using religious conviction as a reason for taking action is that people can be controlled like sheep, just because some jack-monkey says it should be done. If more of these people weren't brainwashed BUTT-pirates, the world would be a better place. Which is why regime change for as many Muslim dictatorships as possible is crucial and neccesarry policy for the future safety and security of the Western world.

I'm saddened that my latest episode recieved no replies, is there no longer a demand for Zell vs. Dean: The Duel episodes?

So basically his rebuttle is "are you questioning my patriotism? I served in Vietnam!" the same thing we've made fun of him for since the primaries. What shocking new ground.

Just terrible. I'm sickened. Time and time again they have proven not to be able to live in a civilised world. There is NO negotiation. May they all rot in hell.

Bypass surgery is pretty common but as with most surgery especially the heart there's always risk. I wish President Clinton nothing but a successful surgery and an easy recovery.

Careful, Zell. I hear "all kinds of queer shit" goes on at these Dean rallies... I'M ZELL MILLER, I'M ALLLLL MAN...um, George, ya ok? Yawnnnnn.... FOR GOD'S SAKE, STAY ALERT, BOY....What the hell....is I feel strange... YOU ARE ALL UNDER MY COMMAND...YOU WILL HAVE GAY MARRIAGES ZZZZZZ.... Oh, Howard. Of Course myself and Al Shaprton will enter into a gay polygamous marriage with you. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON...I'M FEELING URGES TO KISS THIS DUDE! um...what's going on...I've got to get out of here to protect my sanctimonium... WE ARE VICTORIOUS AGAIN...ONLY THING LEFT IS TO TAKE BACK THE WHITEHOUSE!!! YARGHHHH!!!!!!!

I think I gave a pretty good speech, what do you think, Spot? HELLO MR. PRESIDENT. HAVE A DOG OF YOUR OWN I SEE? I HAVE A COUPLE OF MINE OWN TO PROTECT MYSELF FROM LIBERAL COMMUNIST SCUM LIKE HOWARD DEAN Howard Dean? That's....troubling. He's....an evildoer. I've challenged him to a duel, you will JOIN ME. We'll smoke him out of his hole... And that's why I'd not only make sure Bin Laden had a fair trial, but make sure he served in a high cabinet position....wait a minute, not you again. Are you prepared to duel, Dean? YOU SAY THAT TO MY FACE PUNK!