King Cucaracha

Well, I'll be voting Sydal, hands down.

Duran will always have a place in my heart for actually knowing who I was when we all got bumped from the SJL and asking me and Todd R. to join The Unnamed, even though that didn't last all that long (or, that incarnation anyway)

Sure showed me, Frig.

I'd rather them use HBK to put Cena over and do something for the future than focus on the nostalgia match with Hogan and Austin. Right now, beating HBK isn't going to do huge things for Cena, because Michaels hasn't really been in contention for the title for a while.

I agree with that. I just don't see how that does the WWE good between now and Mania in 7ish months. Michaels can survive it and stay at the level he was before the match. The potential if he wins though is to elevate Michaels back to his standing in the D-X days of late 97 or maybe even the face run in 96. ie., main event contender. Then, given a few months of cocky Michaels, you (potentially) can transfer Michaels through Cena before Mania. Seems too much like they're building to a match in 7 months but skipping the months in between. Besides that, it's a little dangerous putting build on a match that could very easily be vetoed by either man or even be put in jeopardy due to injuries, unless they're sure that it'll draw a record Mania buyrate...which it probably could.

So...Failed Mascot?

HTQ- Granted, Michaels can stay over even if he loses, but what's the good in putting a part-time wrestler over a regular wrestler? By the time Mania 22 rolls around, HBK/Hogan will likely be put into the backs of peoples minds. Besides that, even if Hogan wins, no way will he go out without getting his heat back. My prediction, Michaels pins Hogan. Hogan offers HBK a handshake, which will thus get his heat back. Michaels accepts, stays a face, Hogan and HBK pose and everybody goes home happy.

You're actually right and not me. Cappa was at TSW and I was supposed to do an 8-Man Match at Climax but no-showed it for a week or two.

*one-ups Toxxic* I've seen a full Ken The Box match, featuring B-Boy and Super Dragon basically bumping their asses off for him. Comedically though. CHIKARA match, if that means anything to anyone. So, for revenge after the match, Dragon broke one of Ken's twigs. Good shit.

SMARTMARKS WRESTLING FEDERATION CHAMPIONSHIP HISTORY - August 7th, 2005 **** SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP **** 1. RANE -- 9/18/00 -- NTD -- 1 Day (1) 2. NTD -- 9/19/00 -- N/A -- 4 Days (2) 3. G.O.A.T. -- 9/23/00 -- NTD -- 14 Days 4. RANE (2)-- 10/07/00 -- G.O.A.T. -- 58 Days 5. SPIKE -- 12/04/00 -- Rane -- 33 Days 6. RANE (3)-- 1/27/01 -- Spike -- 63 Days 7. PDS -- 4/01/01 -- Rane -- 12 Days 8. DIVEFIRE -- 4/13/01 -- PDS -- 21 Days (3) 9. STUBBY "POTS" MCWEED -- 5/27/01 -- Bobby Riley -- 44 Days (4)(5) 10. "GRAND SLAM" MARK STEVENS -- 7/22/01 -- N/A -- 28 Days (6) 11. CHRIS WILSON -- 8/19/01 -- Mark Stevens -- 28 Days 12. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO -- 9/16/01 -- Chris Wilson -- 47 Days (7) 13. HVILLE THUGG -- 11/02/01 -- El Luchadore Magnifico -- 67 Days (8) 14. SUICIDE KING -- 1/20/02 -- Hville Thugg -- 28 Days 15. "GRAND SLAM" MARK STEVENS (2) -- 2/17/02 -- Suicide King -- 9 Days 16. HVILLE THUGG (2) -- 2/26/02 -- "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens -- 89 Days 17. EDWIN MACPHISTO -- 5/26/02 -- Hville Thugg -- 103 Days (9) 18. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO (2) -- 9/6/02 -- Edwin MacPhisto -- 35 Days 19. SACRED -- 10/11/02 -- El Luchadore Magnifico -- 16 Days 20. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO (3) -- 10/27/02 -- Sacred -- 127 Days 21. TNT -- 3/16/03 -- El Luchadore Magnifico -- 19 Days 22. TOM FLESHER -- 4/4/03 -- TNT -- 89 Days 23. THOTH -- 7/2/03 -- Tom Flesher -- 14 Days 24. BOSTON STRANGLER -- 7/16/03 -- Thoth -- 58 Days 25. TOM FLESHER (2) -- 9/12/03 -- Boston Strangler -- 95 Days 26. EJIRO FASAKI -- 12/16/03 -- Tom Flesher -- 22 Days 27. DANNY WILLIAMS -- 1/7/04 -- Ejiro Fasaki -- 15 Days 28. VA’AIGA -- 2/1/04 -- Danny Williams -- 35 Days 29. CHARLIE "GRAPPLER" MATTHEWS -- 3/7/04 -- Va’aiga -- 49 Days 30. “THE NOTORIOUS” JOHN DURAN -- 4/25/04 -- Charlie “Grappler” Matthews -- 10 Days 31. DANNY WILLIAMS (2) -- 5/5/04 -- “The Notorious” John Duran -- 9 Days 32. NATHANIEL KIBAGAMI -- 5/14/04 -- Danny Williams -- 10 Days 33. DANNY WILLIAMS (3) -- 5/24/04 -- Nathaniel Kibagami -- 20 Days 34. JANUS -- 6/13/04 -- Danny Williams -- 49 Days 35. TOXXIC -- 8/1/04 -- Tom Flesher (10) -- 19 Days 36. JOHNNY DANGEROUS -- 8/20/04 -- Toxxic -- 30 Days 37. TOXXIC (2) -- 9/19/04 -- Johnny Dangerous -- 93 Days 38. LANDON "LA CUCARACHA" MADDIX -- 12/21/04 -- Toxxic -- 24 Days 39. SACRED (2) -- 1/14/05 -- Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix -- 35 Days 40. TOXXIC (3) -- 2/18/05 -- Sacred -- 89 Days 41. EJIRO FASAKI (2) -- 5/18/05 -- Toxxic -- 74 Days 42. JOHNNY DANGEROUS (2) -- 7/31/05 -- Ejiro Fasaki -- 6 Days and counting (1) Rane defeated NTD to become the first IGNWF Champ (2) Rane handed the title over to NTD (3) Divefire vacated the title upon becoming commissioner (4) Stubby won an eight man tournament, defeating Bobby Riley in the finals. (5) Stubby vacated the title due to a neck injury (6) This was Regenerate Rules match involving Mark Stevens, Bobby Riley, Mercury, Chris Wilson and Perfect Bo for the vacant title. (7) This was a six pack challenge involving King of Hearts, Neilsen of the Jungle, Axis, Chris Wilson, El Luchadore Magnifico and Stubby "Pots" McWeed. (8) Hville Thugg's ICTV Title was also on the line in this match. (9) This was a triple threat match also involving Perfect Bo. (10) Toxxic beat Tom Flesher and Janus in a triple threat match for the SWF World Heavyweight Title. Longest Title Reign - El Luchadore Magnifico, 127 Days Most Title Reigns - El Luchadore Magnifico, Rane, Danny Williams and Toxxic, 3 Most Days with Title - El Luchadore Magnifico, 209 Days ****SWF INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP**** 1. JOHNNY DANGEROUS -- 3/30/05 -- Jay Hawke -- 25 Days (1) 2. LANDON "LA CUCARACHA" MADDIX -- 4/24/05 -- Johnny Dangerous -- 5 Days 3. "THE DEAN OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING" JAY HAWKE -- 4/29/05 -- 29 Days 4. ARCH GRIFFON -- 5/28/05 -- Jay Hawke -- 15 Days 5. "THE DEAN OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING" JAY HAWKE (2) -- 6/12/05 -- 56 Days and counting (1) ICTV Champion Johnny Dangerous defeated USJL Champion Jay Hawke to unify the two championships on March 30th. Longest Title Reign - Jay Hawke, 56 Days and counting Most Title Reigns - Jay Hawke, 2 Most Days with Title - Jay Hawke, 85 Days and counting **** SWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP **** 1. NTD & RANE -- 9/18/00 -- N/A -- 7 Days (1) 2. PIMP DADDY SARP & RANE (2) -- 9/25/00 -- Curry Man -- 12 Days (2) (3) 3. DANNY VIGILANTE & DIVEFIRE -- 10/29/00 -- Malignant Odium -- 49 Days (4) 4. ANGELOUS & MOLOCK -- 12/17/00 -- DVD -- 84 Days 5. CHRIS RAYNOR & CHRIS STORM -- 4/01/01 -- The Fallen -- 19 Days 6. CYCLONE COMET & RANE (3) -- 4/20/01 -- Y2Chris -- 42 Days 7. AXIS & CYCLONE COMET (2)-- 6/01/01 -- N/A -- 23 Days (5) 8. ANGELOUS (2) & MOLOCK (2) -- 6/24/01 -- Cyclone Comet and Axis -- 20 Days (6) 9. CHRIS WILSON & HVILLE THUGG -- 7/14/01 -- The Fallen -- 3 Days (7) 10. NEILSEN OF THE JUNGLE & PERFECT BO -- 7/22/01 -- HVille Thugg and Mistress Sarah -- 28 Days (8) 11. CHRIS RAYNOR (2) & SPARK -- 8/19/01 -- Neilsen of the Jungle and Perfect Bo -- 28 Days 12. "GRAND SLAM" MARK STEVENS & OUTCAST -- 9/16/01 -- Chris Raynor and Spark -- 35 Days 13. ANDREA MONTGOMERY & JOHNNY ROTTEN -- 10/21/01-- "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens and Outcast -- 23 Days 14. "GRAND SLAM" MARK STEVENS (2) & MISTRESS SARAH -- 11/12/01 -- Andrea Montgomery & Johnny Rotten -- 14 Days 15. HVILLE THUGG (2) & X -- 11/26/01 -- "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens & Mistress Sarah -- 27 Days 16. EDWIN MACPHISTO & "GRAND SLAM" MARK STEVENS (3) -- 12/23/01 -- Hville Thugg & X -- 35 Days 17. SPIDER NEKURA & THOTH -- 2/8/02 -- Edwin MacPhisto & "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens -- 79 Days 18. CHRIS RAYNOR (3) & EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO -- 4/28/02 -- Spider Nekura & Thoth -- 12 Days (9) 19. JAY DAWG & SACRED -- 5/10/02 -- Chris Raynor & El Luchadore Magnifico -- 28 Days 20. CHRIS WILSON (2) & STRYKE -- 6/7/02 -- Jay Dawg & Sacred -- 31 Days 21. CHRIS RAYNOR (4) & EDWIN MACPHISTO (2) -- 7/8/02 -- Chris Wilson & Stryke -- 35 Days 22. FROST & "TNT" TAYLOR NICHOLAS THOMPSON -- 8/12/02 -- Chris Raynor & Edwin MacPhisto -- 60 Days 23. CED ORDONEZ & THOTH (2) -- 10/11/02 -- Frost & "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson -- 35 Days 24. FROST (2) & TOM FLESHER -- 11/22/02 -- Ced Ordonez & Mak Francis -- 101 Days (10) 25. EJIRO FASAKI & JUDGE MENTAL -- 3/16/03 -- Frost & Tom Flesher -- 117 Days 26. DACE NIGHT & VA'AIGA -- 7/11/03 -- Ejiro Fasaki & William Hearford -- 31 Days 27. QUIZ & SHOW -- 8/10/03 -- Dace Night & Va'aiga (11) -- 69 Days 28. EJIRO FASAKI (2) & JUDGE MENTAL (2) -- 10/18/03 -- Quiz & John Duran (12) -- 90 Days 29. JOHNNY DANGEROUS & WILDCHILD -- 1/16/04 -- Ejiro Fasaki & Judge Mental (13) -- 75 Days 30. TERRENCE 'JANUS' BAILEY & AECAS -- 3/31/04 -- Johnny Dangerous & Wildchild -- 14 Days 31. TODD CORTEZ & MIKE VAN SICLEN -- 4/14/04 -- Terrence 'Janus' Bailey & Aecas (14) -- 5 Days 32. JOHNNY DANGEROUS (2) & WILDCHILD (2) -- 4/19/04 -- Todd Cortez & Mike Van Siclen -- 6 Days 33. TERRENCE 'JANUS' BAILEY (2) & AECAS (2) -- 4/25/04 -- Todd Cortez & Mike Van Siclen (15) -- 19 Days 34. TODD CORTEZ (2) & MIKE VAN SICLEN (2) -- 5/14/04 -- Terrence 'Janus' Bailey & Aecas -- 128 Days 35. "HOLLYWOOD" SPIKE JENKINS & SEAN DAVIS -- 9/19/04 -- Todd Cortez & Mike Van Siclen -- 19 Days 36. CHRISTIAN FURY & DAVID CROSS -- 10/8/04 --"Hollywood" Spike Jenkins and Sean Davis -- 59 Days 37. TOXXIC & SEAN DAVIS (2) -- 12/6/04 -- Christian Fury and David Cross -- 31 Days 38. JOHNNY DANGEROUS (3) & WILDCHILD (3) -- 1/5/05 -- Toxxic and Sean Davis -- 134 Days 39. TODD CORTEZ (3) & LANDON MADDIX -- 5/18/05 -- Johnny Dangerous & Wildchild -- 40 Days (16) 40. JOHNNY DANGEROUS (4) & WILDCHILD (4) -- 6/27/05 -- Todd Cortez & Landon Maddix -- 41 Days and counting (1) Claimed belts due to no competition (2) PDS won NTD's half on the belts, by defeating Curry Man (3) Rane/PDS handed over the titles at Genesis, as Jayson ruled no one could hold more than one belt. (4) Triple threat match, also involving FX for the vacant tag titles. (5) Rane retired, handing over his tag team belt to Axis (6) Triple Threat Casino Brawl, also involving Silencer/El Luchadore Magnifico (7) Mercury stripped Wilson and Thugg of the titles on July 17th, stating that Wilson couldn't hold more than one title. (8) This was for the vacant tag titles (9) This was a triple threat tag match also involving Erek Taylor & Munich. (10) Ced and Thoth were stripped of the titles on 11/15/02. This was a match for the vacant titles. (11) This was a triple threat tag match also involving CIA & Mak Francis. (12) John Duran was awarded half of the tag title belts on 10/03/03 following an injury to Show. (13) This was a four corners match also involving Janus & Dace Night and Va’aiga & John Duran. (14) This was a triple threat tag match also involving Tom Flesher & Ann Onita. (15) Terrence "Janus" Bailey & Aecas won the tag team titles in a four corners tag match triple fall match in which the third fall was for the tag team titles. The four teams involved were Toxxic & Jimmy "The Demon" Liston, Wildchild & Johnny Dangerous, Todd Cortez & Mike Van Siclen, and Terrence "Janus" Bailey & Aecas. (16) This was a three team TLC Match, also involving Manson & Arch Griffon. Longest Title Reign - Johnny Dangerous & Wildchild, 134 Days Most Title Reigns, team - Johnny Dangerous & Wildchild, 4 Most Title Reigns, individual - Chris Raynor, Johnny Dangerous and Wildchild, 4 Most Days with Title, team - Johnny Dangerous & Wildchild, 256 Days and counting Most Days with Title, individual - Johnny Dangerous & Wildchild, 256 Days and counting **** SWF HARDCORE GAMERS CHAMPIONSHIP **** 1. G.O.A.T. -- 09/20/00 -- N/A -- 3 Days (1) (2) 2. SPIKE -- 10/29/00 -- Mayor McCheese -- 17 Days (3) 3. NEILSEN OF THE JUNGLE -- 11/15/00 -- Spike -- 33 Days 4. GRIMEDOGG -- 01/08/01 -- Phoenix -- 60 Days (4) 5. PERFECT BO -- 03/09/01 -- Grimedogg -- 51 Days 6. SACRED -- 04/29/01 -- Perfect Bo -- 15 Days 7. GRUNGE -- 05/14/01 -- Sacred -- 4 Days (5) 8. CHRIS WILSON -- 05/18/01 -- Grunge -- 60 Days 9. SPARK -- 07/17/01 -- Chris Wilson -- 5 Days (6) 10. GRUNGE (2) -- 07/22/01 -- Spark -- 15 Days 11. FALLOUT -- 08/06/01 -- Grunge -- 13 Days 12. JOHNNY ROTTEN -- 08/19/01 -- Fallout -- 28 Days 13. GRIMEDOGG (2) -- 09/16/01 -- Johnny Rotten -- 12 Days 14. FALLOUT (2) -- 09/28/01 -- Grimedogg -- 23 Days (7) 15. MISTRESS SARAH -- 10/21/01 -- Fallout -- 27 Days (8) 16. X -- 11/16/01 -- Mistress Sarah -- 14 Days 17. MISTRESS SARAH (2) -- 11/30/01 -- X -- 14 Days 18. FALLOUT (3) -- 12/14/01 -- Mistress Sarah -- 19 Days 19. MUNICH -- 1/14/02 -- Fallout -- 6 Days 20. BOSTON STRANGLER -- 1/20/02 -- Munich -- 61 Days 21. MISTRESS SARAH (3) -- 3/22/02 -- Boston Strangler -- 9 Days 22. LONGDOGGER PETE -- 3/31/02 -- Mistress Sarah -- 28 Days 23. STRYKE -- 4/28/02 -- Longdogger Pete -- 28 Days 24. ASH KETCHUM -- 5/26/02 -- Stryke -- 9 Days 25. STRYKE (2) -- 6/4/02 -- Ash Ketchum -- 26 Days 26. ASH KETCHUM (2) -- 6/30/02 -- Stryke -- 8 Days 27. JAY DAWG -- 7/8/02 -- Ash Ketchum -- 83 Days 28. CED ORDONEZ -- 9/29/02 -- Mercury -- 8 Days (9) 29. FROST -- 10/7/02 -- Ced Ordonez -- 20 Days 30. ASH KETCHUM (3) -- 10/27/02 -- Frost -- 19 Days 31. ANNIE ECLECTIC -- 11/15/02 -- Ash Ketchum -- 25 Days 32. MICHAEL CRAVEN (4) -- 12/10/02 -- Annie Eclectic -- 21 Days 33. JUDGE MENTAL -- 1/13/03 -- Michael Craven -- 77 Days 34. MIKE VAN SICLEN -- 3/31/03 -- Judge Mental -- 4 Days (10) 35. WILDCHILD -- 4/4/03 -- Mike Van Siclen -- 5 Days 36. JANUS -- 4/9/03 -- n/a -- 9 Days (11) 37. BEEZEL -- 4/18/03 -- Janus -- 18 Days 38. JANUS (2) -- 5/4/03 -- Beezel -- 10 Days 39. DACE NIGHT -- 5/14/03 -- Janus -- 39 Days (12) 40. CIA -- 6/22/03 -- Dace Night -- 15 Days 41. VA'AIGA -- 7/7/03 -- CIA -- 18 Days 42. WILDCHILD (2) -- 7/25/03 -- Va'aiga -- 138 Days 43. JANUS (3) -- 12/10/03 -- Wildchild -- 58 Days 44. JOHN DURAN -- 2/6/04 -- Janus -- 14 Days 45. AECAS -- 2/20/04 -- John Duran -- 16 Days 46. TOXXIC -- 3/7/04 -- Aecas -- 49 Days 47. JIMMY "THE DEMON" LISTON -- 4/25/04 -- Mike Van Siclen (13) -- 10 Days 48. MIKE VAN SICLEN (2) -- 5/5/04 -- Jimmy “The Demon” Liston -- 54 Days 49. RYAN DUSTIN -- 6/28/04 -- Mike Van Siclen -- 19 Days 50. MARTIN "BIG COUNTRY" HUNT -- 7/17/04 -- Ryan Dustin -- 15 Days 51. SEAN DAVIS -- 8/1/04 -- Martin "Big Country" Hunt -- 64 Days 52. CHRISTIAN FURY -- 10/4/04 -- Sean Davis -- 10 Days 53. SEAN DAVIS (2) --10/14/04 -- Christian Fury -- 4 Days 54. CARNAGE -- 10/18/04 -- Sean Davis -- 20 Days 55. CHRISTIAN FURY (2) -- 11/7/04 -- Carnage -- 24 Days 56. SEAN DAVIS (3) -- 12/1/04 -- Christian Fury -- 20 Days 57. TODD CORTEZ -- 12/21/04 -- Carnage -- 80 Days (14) 58. INSANE LUCHADOR -- 3/11/05 -- n/a (15) -- 28 Days 59. JJ JOHNSON -- 4/8/05 -- Insane Luchador -- 16 Days 60. INSANE LUCHADOR (2) -- 4/24/05 -- JJ Johnson -- 34 Days 61. MANSON -- 5/28/05 -- Insane Luchador -- 5 Days 62. INSANE LUCHADOR (3) -- 6/2/05 -- Manson -- 10 Days 63. ZYON -- 6/12/05 -- Insane Luchador -- 49 Days 64. MARCUS WARD -- 7/31/05 -- Zyon -- 7 Days and counting (16) (1) G.O.A.T. claimed the vacant belt. (2) G.O.A.T. dropped the title upon becoming World Champion (3) Match for the vacant title (4) This was a triple threat match also involving Neilsen of the Jungle (5) This was a Four way match, also involving Jay Dawg and Apostle (6) This was a Triple threat match also involving Grimedogg (7) This was a Triple threat elimination match also involving Chris Storm (8) This was a Triple threat match with Jamie Bjork and the Light Heavyweight Title on the line as well (9) Jay Dawg was stripped of the title at Genesis 3, and Mercury took his place, challenging Ced Ordonez for the vacant title. (10) This was a Triple threat match also involving Neilsen of the Jungle (11) Wildchild vacated the title on 4/9/03. This was a triple threat match for the vacant title, against Johnny Dangerous and Mike Van Siclen. (12) This was a Triple threat match also involving Jay Dawg (13) Jimmy "The Demon" Liston won the HCG title in a four corners tag match triple fall match in which the second fall was for the HCG title. The four teams involved were Toxxic & Jimmy "The Demon" Liston, Wildchild & Johnny Dangerous, Todd Cortez & Mike Van Siclen, and Terrence "Janus" Bailey & Aecas. (14) Todd Cortez won the HCG title in a 'Double The Titles, Double The Pleasure' match, pinning Carnage. Also involved were Sean Davis and Munich. (15) The Insane Luchador won the HCG Title in Calvinball 2, versus Todd Cortez, Toxxic, Alan Clark, Austin Sly and Scott Pretzler, despite not winning the match. (16) This was a Triple Threat, 'Lady Luck Is A Bitch' Match, also involving Nick "The Hitlist" Blum Longest Title Reign - Wildchild, 138 Days Most Title Reigns - Ash Ketchum/Michael Craven, 4 Most Days with Title - Wildchild, 143 Days **** SWF CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP **** 1. WILDCHILD -- 2/1/04 -- Tom Flesher (1) -- 35 Days 2. ALAN CLARK -- 3/1/04 -- Wildchild -- 44 Days 3. JOHNNY DANGEROUS -- 4/14/04 -- Alan Clark -- 70 Days 4. AUSTIN SLY -- 6/23/04 -- Johnny Dangerous -- 19 Days 5. "HOLLYWOOD" SPIKE JENKINS -- 7/12/04 -- Austin Sly -- 14 Days 6. TOM FLESHER -- 7/26/04 -- Spike Jenkins -- 49 Days (2) 7. "THE REAL DEAL" RYAN DUSTIN -- 9/19/04 -- n/a -- 29 Days (3) 8. "HOLLYWOOD" SPIKE JENKINS (2) -- 10/18/04 -- Ryan Dustin -- 120 Days 9. "THE CRITIC" SCOTT PRETZLER -- 2/14/05 -- Spike Jenkins -- 49 Days 10. WILDCHILD (2) -- 4/4/05 -- Scott Pretzler -- 38 Days 11. THE INSANE LUCHADOR -- 5/13/05 -- Wildchild -- 37 Days (4) 12. "THE CRITIC" SCOTT PRETZLER (2) -- 6/27/05 -- n/a -- 41 Days and counting (5) (1) This was a ladder match for the vacant title. (2) Tom Flesher was stripped of the title on 9/13/04, after walking out on a match with Ryan Dustin and the belt was held up. (3) This was a triple threat ladder match for the vacant title, also involving "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins and The Birdman. (4) During his reign, The Insane Luchador passed away and the title was declared vacant. (5) As the current #1 Contender, Scott Pretzler was awarded the vacant title by Smarkdown Commissioner Tom Flesher. Longest Title Reign - Spike Jenkins, 120 Days Most Title Reigns - Wildchild, Spike Jenkins and Scott Pretzler, 2 Most Days with Title - Spike Jenkins, 134 Days **** SWF INTERCONTINENTAL TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP **** (IN-ACTIVE) 1. NTD -- 9/18/00 -- N/A -- 19 Days (1) 2. PIMP DADDY SARP - 10/07/00 -- NTD -- 29 Days 3. STUBBY "POTS" MCWEED -- 11/15/00 -- PDS -- 19 Days 4. MR. GALATEA - 12/4/00 -- Stubby "Pots" McWeed -- 13 Days (2) 5. FALLOUT -- 12/17/00 -- Mr. Galatea -- 21 Days 6. NEILSEN OF THE JUNGLE -- 01/28/01 -- Fallout -- 8 Days (3) 7. OUTCAST -- 02/05/01 -- Neilsen of the Jungle -- 55 Days 8. MERCURY -- 04/01/01 -- Outcast -- 13 Days (4) 9. "GRAND SLAM" MARK STEVENS -- 04/29/01 -- Angelous -- 28 Days(5) 10. CHRIS STORM -- 05/27/01 -- Mark Stevens -- 5 Days (6) 11. "GRAND SLAM" MARK STEVENS (2) -- 06/01/01 -- Chris Storm -- 35 Days 12. CHRIS RAYNOR -- 07/06/01 -- Mark Stevens -- 16 Days 13. AXIS -- 07/22/01 -- Chris Raynor -- 28 Days 14. EDWIN MACPHISTO -- 08/19/01 -- Axis -- 19 Days (7) 12. CHRIS STORM (2)-- 09/07/01 -- Edwin MacPhisto -- 9 Days 13. HVILLE THUGG -- 09/16/01 -- Chris Storm -- 61 Days (8) 14. AXIS (2) -- 11/16/01 -- Hville Thugg -- 37 Days 15. X -- 12/23/01 -- Axis -- 21 Days 16. THOTH -- 1/25/02 -- Xstasy -- 23 Days (9) 17. EDWIN MACPHISTO (2) -- 2/17/02 -- Thoth -- 60 Days 18. THOTH (2) -- 4/18/02 -- Edwin MacPhisto -- 10 Days 19. SACRED -- 4/28/02 -- Thoth -- 28 Days 20. FALLOUT (2) -- 5/26/02 -- Sacred -- 5 Days 21. SACRED (2) -- 5/31/02 -- Fallout -- 30 Days 22. EREK TAYLOR -- 6/30/02 -- Sacred -- 36 Days (10) 23. FALLOUT (3) -- 8/5/02 -- Erek Taylor -- 7 Days 24. CHRIS WILSON -- 8/12/02 -- Fallout -- 39 Days 25. PERFECT BO -- 9/20/02 -- Chris Wilson -- 9 Days (11) 26. TOM FLESHER -- 9/29/02 -- Perfect Bo -- 63 Days 27. OROCHI (3) -- 12/1/02 -- Tom Flesher -- 34 Days 28. FROST -- 1/17/03 -- Orochi -- 58 Days (12) 29. NEILSEN OF THE JUNGLE (2) -- 3/16/03 -- Frost -- 0 Days 30. FROST (2) -- 3/16/03 -- Neilsen of the Jungle -- 5 Days (13) 31. JAY DAWG -- 3/31/03 -- Danny Williams -- 34 Days (14) 32. DANNY WILLIAMS -- 5/4/03 -- Jay Dawg -- 55 Days 33. STRYKE -- 6/28/03 -- Danny Williams -- 9 Days 34. BEEZEL -- 7/7/03 -- Stryke -- 4 Days 35. MAK FRANCIS -- 7/11/03 -- Beezel -- 79 Days 36. "THE SACRED ONE" ANDREW BLACKWELL (3) -- 9/28/03 -- Mak Francis -- 24 Days 37. XSTASY (2) -- 10/22/03 -- Andrew Blackwell -- 40 Days 38. DACE NIGHT -- 12/01/03 -- Xstasy -- 15 Days 39. CHARLIE "GRAPPLER" MATTHEWS -- 12/16/03 -- Dace Night -- 82 Days 40. INSANE LUCHADOR -- 3/7/04 -- Charlie "Grappler" Matthews -- 10 Days 41. TOXXIC -- 3/17/04 -- Insane Luchador -- 23 Days 42. TERRENCE "JANUS" BAILEY -- 4/9/04 -- Toxxic -- 16 Days 43. TOXXIC (2) -- 4/25/04 -- Wildchild (15) -- 29 Days 44. TERRENCE "JANUS" BAILEY (2) -- 5/24/04 -- Toxxic -- 30 Days 45. LANDON "LA CUCARACHA" MADDIX -- 6/23/04 -- Ace Lezaire (16) -- 24 Days 46. JOHNNY DANGEROUS -- 7/17/04 -- Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix -- 15 Days 47. LANDON "LA CUCARACHA" MADDIX (2) -- 8/1/04 -- Johnny Dangerous -- 59 Days 48. "THE ICON" MAX KING -- 9/29/04 -- Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix -- 39 Days (17) 49. LANDON "LA CUCARACHA" MADDIX (3) -- 11/7/04 -- "The Icon" Max King -- 138 Days 50. JOHNNY DANGEROUS (2) -- 3/25/05 -- Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix -- 5 Days (18) (1) NTD was the original champion, the belt was handed to him (2) Mr. Galatea defeated PDS, The Messiah, Fallout and Stubby in a Hide and Seek Match (3) Neilsen defeated Outcast and Fallout in a three way ladder match. (4) Mercury vacated the title due to various injuries (5) Mark Stevens defeated Angelous for the vacated title. (6) Chris Storm defeated Chris Wilson and Mark Stevens in a Last Man Standing Submission Match (7) Triple threat match also involving Xstasy (8) Triple threat match also involving Mistress Sarah (9) Triple threat match also involving Perfect Bo (10) Four way match also involving Fallout and Longdogger Pete (11) Triple threat Miami Mayhem match also involving Longdogger Pete (12) Triple threat match also involving Danny Williams (13) After winning the ICTV title from Frost, Neilsen rejected the belt, returning it to Frost and naming him the new champion. (14) Frost vacated the title on 3/21/03. This was a match for the vacant title. (15) Toxxic won the ICTV title in a four corners tag match triple fall match in which the first fall was for the ICTV title. The four teams involved were Toxxic & Jimmy "The Demon" Liston, Wildchild & Johnny Dangerous, Todd Cortez & Mike Van Siclen, and Terrence "Janus" Bailey & Aecas. (16) Ace Lezaire was Landon Maddix's opponent for the ICTV title after Janus vacated it earlier on the same night, having just won the SWF World Heavyweight Title on June 13th, 2004. (17) Max King was beaten in a Dumpster Match by Landon Maddix, for the title. However, due to a controversial decision in the match the title change was stricken from the records and King's title reign was deemed to have continued regardless. (18) ICTV Champion Johnny Dangerous defeated USJL Champion Jay Hawke to unify the two championships on March 30th. Longest Title Reign - Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix, 138 Days Most Title Reigns - Fallout, Orochi/Thoth, Sacred and Landon Maddix, 3 Most Days with Title - Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix, 220 Days **** SWF UNITED STATES / JUNIOR LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP **** (IN-ACTIVE) 1. OUTCAST -- 10/29/00 -- Spike -- 36 Days (1) 2. DIVEFIRE -- 12/04/00 -- Outcast -- 21 Days 3. MERCURY -- 01/15/01 -- Divefire -- 36 Days 4. AXIS -- 03/02/01 -- Mercury -- 45 Days 5. PERFECT BO -- 04/16/01 -- Axis -- 69 Days 6. EDWIN MACPHISTO -- 06/24/01 -- "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens -- 28 Days (2) 7. GRIMEDOGG -- 07/22/01 -- Edwin MacPhisto -- 28 Days 8. THOTH -- 08/19/01 -- Grimedogg -- 92 Days (3) 9. MERCURY (2) -- 11/19/01 -- Thoth -- 7 Days 10. BOBBY RILEY -- 11/26/01 -- Mercury -- 11 Days 11. SACRED -- 12/7/01 -- Bobby Riley -- 72 Days 12. XSTASY -- 3/1/02 -- Sacred -- 21 Days 13. JAY DAWG -- 3/22/02 -- Xstasy -- 9 Days 14. K-OS -- 3/31/02 -- Jay Dawg -- 5 Days (4) 15. JAY DAWG (2) -- 4/5/02 -- K-Os -- 8 Days 16. JAY DAWG (3) -- 4/28/02 -- Perfect Bo -- 33 Days (5) 17. TOM FLESHER -- 6/4/02 -- N/A -- 17 Days (6) 18. CHRIS RAYNOR -- 6/21/02 -- Tom Flesher -- 9 Days 19. TOM FLESHER (2) -- 6/30/02 -- Chris Raynor -- 36 Days (7) 20. "TNT" TAYLOR NICHOLAS THOMPSON -- 8/5/02 -- Tom Flesher -- 4 Days 21. TOM FLESHER (3) -- 8/9/02 -- "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson -- 35 Days 22. TOD DEKINDES -- 9/13/02 -- Tom Flesher -- 49 Days 23. ANNIE ECLECTIC -- 11/1/02 -- Tod deKindes -- 30 Days 24. DANNY WILLIAMS -- 12/1/02 -- Annie Eclectic -- 55 Days 25. MAK FRANCIS -- 2/7/03 -- Danny Williams -- 16 Days 26. DANNY WILLIAMS (2) -- 2/23/03 -- Mak Francis -- 21 Days 27. MAK FRANCIS (2) -- 3/16/03 -- Danny Williams -- 15 Days 28. MICHAEL CRAVEN -- 3/31/03 -- Mak Francis -- 23 Days 29. MIKE VAN SICLEN -- 4/23/03 -- Michael Craven -- 11 Days 30. MICHAEL CRAVEN (2) -- 5/4/03 -- Mike Van Siclen -- 49 Days 31. MAK FRANCIS (3) -- 6/22/03 -- Michael Craven -- 10 Days 32. MICHAEL CRAVEN (3) -- 7/2/03 -- Mak Francis -- 19 Days 33. EJIRO FASAKI -- 7/21/03 -- Michael Craven -- 93 Days 34. JOHNNY DANGEROUS -- 10/22/03 -- Ejiro Fasaki -- 49 Days 35. LINCHPIN -- 12/10/03 -- Johnny Dangerous -- 28 Days 36. CHARLIE "GRAPPLER" MATTHEWS -- 1/7/04 -- Linchpin (8) -- 9 Days 37. "SACRED" ANDREW BLACKWELL (2) -- 1/16/04 -- Charlie "Grappler" Matthews -- 51 Days (9) 38. "COYOTE" COY WEST -- 3/7/04 -- "Sacred" Andrew Blackwell -- 24 Days 39. STRYKE -- 3/31/04 -- "Coyote" Coy West -- 14 Days 40. "WILD" COY WEST (2) -- 4/14/04 -- Stryke (10) -- 26 Days 41. LANDON “LA CUCARACHA” MADDIX -- 5/10/04 -- “Wild” Coy West -- 34 Days 42. ALAN CLARK -- 6/13/04 -- Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix -- 10 Days 43. THE MASKED MAN -- 6/23/04 -- Alan Clark (11) -- 28 Days 44. MANSON -- 7/21/04 -- The Masked Man -- 26 Days 45. "THE CORONA" VLADIMIR EVERHEART -- 8/16/04 -- Manson -- 9 Days 46. DAVID CROSS -- 8/25/04 -- "The Corona" Vladimir Everheart -- 9 Days 47. ACE LEZAIRE -- 9/3/04 -- David Cross -- 16 Days 48. DAVID CROSS (2) -- 9/19/04 -- Ace Lezaire -- 24 Days 49. ACE LEZAIRE (2) -- 10/14/04 -- David Cross -- 8 Days 50. TODD CORTEZ -- 10/22/04 -- Ace Lezaire -- 60 Days 51. SEAN DAVIS -- 12/21/04 -- Todd Cortez -- 29 Days (12) 52. LANDON "LA CUCARACHA" MADDIX (2) -- 1/19/05 -- Sean Davis -- 46 Days (13) 53. AUSTIN SLY -- 3/7/05 -- Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix -- 19 Days 54. "THE DEAN OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING" JAY HAWKE -- 3/25/05 -- Austin Sly -- 5 Days (14) (1) Outcast won a 20 Man Tournament for the US Title, defeating Spike in the final. (2) This was a two fall, two title match, involving Edwin MacPhisto, Mark Stevens, Perfect Bo and eXodus. (3) Thoth defeated Grimedogg, Alex Cross and Robert Steele, in a Last Blood Match (4) This was a triple threat elimination match also involving Lady Red. (5) Due to a controversial decision the title was held up on 4/13/02. This was a match for the vacant title. (6) Jay Dawg was stripped of the title on 5/31/02. This was a triple threat match for the vacant title also involving Annie Eclectic and Xero. (7) This was a triple threat match also involving Jay Dawg. (8) The Intercontinental Television Title was also on the line in this match. (9) Sacred defeated Landon Maddix on February 1st, 2004 to unify the United States and Smartmarks Junior League Championships. (10) This was a triple threat match also involving Todd Royal. (11) Alan Clark was involved in a four corners match with Todd Cortez and Aecas for the title where the first pin wins; Clark was the man pinned in the match. (12) Sean Davis won the USJL title in a 'Double The Titles, Double The Pleasure' match, by climbing the ladder and retrieiving Cortez's belt. Also involved in the match were Munich and Carnage. (13) The Intercontinental Television Title was also on the line in this match. (14) ICTV Champion Johnny Dangerous defeated USJL Champion Jay Hawke to unify the two championships on March 30th. Longest Title Reign - Ejiro Fasaki, 93 Days Most Title Reigns - Jay Dawg, Tom Flesher, Mak Francis and Michael Craven, 3 Most Days with Title - Sacred/Andrew Blackwell, 123 Days **** SWF WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP **** (IN-ACTIVE) 1. KELLY CONNELLY -- 10/13/04 -- n/a (1) -- 25 Days 2. MEGAN SKYE -- 11/7/04 -- Kelly Connelly -- 44 Days 3. KELLY CONNELLY (2) -- 12/21/04 -- Megan Skye -- 60 Days (2) (1) Kelly Connelly was given the belt as a present by Max King on October 13th. The first official defence of the belt occured on October 22nd, with Kelly retaining the title in a fourway dance against Ebony, Annie Eclectic and Megan Skye. (2) This was a Triple Threat, Christmas Tree Match also involving Jet. Longest Title Reign - Kelly Connelly, 60 Days Most Title Reigns - Kelly Connelly, 2 Most Days with Title - Kelly Connelly, 85 Days **** SWF LIGHT-HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP **** (IN-ACTIVE) 1. MAYOR MCCHEESE -- 9/18/00 -- NTD -- 19 Days (1) 2. CURRY MAN -- 10/07/00 -- Mayor McCheese -- 22 Days 3. "INSANE" JOE FLYER -- 10/29/00 -- Curry Man -- 28 Days 4. MAYOR MCCHEESE (2) -- 11/26/00 -- "Insane" Joe Flyer -- 19 Days (2) (3) 5. BOBBY RILEY -- 12/17/00 -- Exploding Chicken -- 61 Days (4) 6. NEILSEN OF THE JUNGLE -- 3/09/01 -- Bobby Riley -- 45 Days (5) 7. SACRED -- 4/23/01 -- Neilsen of the Jungle -- 6 Days (6) 8. ANDREA MONTGOMERY -- 5/27/01 -- eXodus -- 40 Days (7) 9. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO -- 7/06/01 -- Andrea Montgomery -- 8 Days 10. ANDREA MONTGOMERY (2) -- 7/14/01 -- El Luchadore Magnifico -- 8 Days 11. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO (2) -- 7/22/01 -- Andrea Montgomery -- 56 Days (8) 12. JAMIE "KID BULLET" BJORK -- 9/16/01 -- El Luchadore Magnifico -- 35 Days 13. FALLOUT -- 10/21/01 -- Jamie Bjork -- 140 Days (9) 14. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO (3) -- 3/22/02 -- Fallout -- 42 Days 15. EREK TAYLOR -- 5/3/02 -- El Luchadore Magnifico -- 23 Days 16. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO (4) -- 5/26/02 -- Erek Taylor -- 63 Days 17. TOM FLESHER -- 7/28/02 -- El Luchadore Magnifico -- 68 Days 18. ANNIE ECLECTIC -- 10/4/02 -- Tom Flesher -- 35 Days (10) 19. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO (5) -- 11/8/02 -- Annie Eclectic -- 4 Days (11) (1) This was for the vacant title. (2) Triple Threat match, also involving Exploding Chicken (3) Mayor McCheese was thought to be "killed" and his title was vacated (4) Ladder Match for the vacant title. (5) Triple Threat match, also involving Spike (6) At From the Fire (4/29/01), in a three title, three fall match, Grimedogg won the Light Heavyweight Title fall, however, he was over the limit, and the title became vacated. (7) Ladder Match for the vacant title. (8) Four way ladder match also involving Chris Storm and Mayor McCheese (9) Triple threat match with Mistress Sarah and the Hardcore Title on the line as well (10) Triple threat match also involving Tod deKindes (11) Triple threat match also involving Mak Francis. The Light-Heavyweight Title was suspended on 11/12/02. Longest Title Reign - Fallout, 140 Days Most Title Reigns - El Luchadore Magnifico, 5 Most Days with Title - El Luchadore Magnifico, 173 Days **** OVERALL STATS **** Longest Title Reigns 1. Fallout, 140 Days (LHW) 2. Wildchild, 138 Days (HCG) 2. Landon Maddix, 138 Days (ICTV) 3. Wild and Dangerous, 134 Days (Tag) Most Title Reigns 1. El Luchadore Magnifico, 5 (LHW) 2. Chris Raynor, 4 (Tag) 2. Ash Ketchum/Michael Craven, 4 (HCG) 2. Wildchild, 4 (Tag) 2. Johnny Dangerous, 4 (Tag) Most Days with Title 1. Wild and Dangerous, 256 Days and counting (Tag) 2. Landon Maddix, 220 Days (ICTV) 3. El Luchadore Magnifico, 209 Days (World)

Never fear. I've been keeping accurate records since forever. Or, since I started winning belts, because I'm a mark. Consider it done.

Fuck that. I wanted to be Mokujin Ken/Ken The Box

They were hugely over and very entertaining in OVW, mainly because the gimmick had more depth than just Billy and Chuck Mark II.

Bloody Chelsea. The Premiership's going to be more predictable than the Scottish Premier, especially is they get Essien. They might as well ask the FA if they can buy the trophy now.

Double C~ Let's hope the commentators can pronounce his name right, unlike the CZW guy.

All Hail!

Kudoses to Rando that I haven't already given for his promos. Great stuff man.

So Grumco is actually Mascot, right? I ask because PK has posted in this thread and not banned Grumco, which if he were Mascot he should be doing, right?

You know who I regret putting over? 70's Dude. Yeesh!

Trust this to be the show with all the matches. CURTAIN JERKER~! (probably) The Minnesota Angels vs. Jade Rodez and ??? Plus, CW answers the ultimate challenge which isn't really ultimate but just sounds cooler that way!

Something about me being the guy who has the great match before comes out, says Future 28 times and then walks off and takes his hooker out for dinner. Wasn't exactly a 'shoot', but a 'worked shoot', if you get my drift...and not even that, because I was going to use it as a joke line. Seemed to serious though. Especially considering how attached to my cock Hoff was on commentary the other week.

Wow...that's an odd choice.

Oh, shit yeah. I wrote that before the post in the thread and the stuff. Consider it edited. EDIT: My promo that is.

^ Agreed. Awesome stuff man, a real good, dark promo...just like the old days.

[b]*GOOOOONG!*[/b] COACH Uh-Oh! "YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!" [i]"GET DOWN, GET DOWN! GET DOWN, GET DOWN! GET DOWN, GET DOWN! GET DOWN, GET DOWN! GET DOWN, GET DOWN! GET DOWN, GET DOWN! GET DOWN, GET DOWN! GET DOWN, GET DOWN!"[/i] As Kool and the Gang's "Jungle Boogie" hits in the arena, Leon Rodez makes his way through the sliding doors of sliding doom. The usual jig and smile aren't present however, as Rodez limps gingerly down the aisle favouring his back as result of the Ultimate X Match at License 2 Pin. Jovial or not, the fans cheer him anyway, as he makes his way up the ring steps, entering the ring and calling for a microphone. Michael Buffer obliges, to a smile and a wink from The New-Age Love Machine. RODEZ Whassup? COACH YO~1 RODEZ Alright, as you can probably tell, I'm not out here to wrestle tonight. After License 2 Pin, I'm still pretty beat up. Still...at least it isn't last year. See, last year at License 2 Pin...well, the show kinda sucked for the mostpart. Ironically enough though, it was from License 2 Pin 2004 onwards that my career changed. I went from getting destroyed by Drek Stone in that stupid Deathmatch Tournament...to becoming what you see before you today. One of the most entertaining superstar on the OAOAST roster today, even if I do say so myself. "YEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHH!" RODEZ From License 2 Pin 2004 onwards, I stepped up my game. It started with Angleslam, taking on Drek Stone. Dirty Deeds, I was in the Gauntlet Match. Then, World Without End, I won the X-Division Title from The Blurricane. Climax, it was The Mad Cappa. At Anglepalooza, I was involved in a fourway match with Panther, Chris Bryte and Zack Malibu. Chris Stevens at Zero Hour. Another fourway at Anglemania IV. On I rolled to Living Anglelously, Last Man Dancing with The 70s Dude. And then, Ultimate X on Sunday night at License 2 Pin. And in that space on one year, those matches on Pay Per View, they all had ONE thing in common... Rodez smiles. RODEZ They all...stole...the show! "YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" COLE He does have a point. You're always guaranteed a great match with Leon Rodez. CABOOSE Matter of opinion. RODEZ See, I've been earning some plaudits from different people here and there for putting on good matches on Pay Per View, great matches on Pay Per View and sometimes some pretty fantastic matches on Pay Per View. But, with all due respect...I'm not here for an ego boost. I'm not here to wave my *beep* around and say 'Hey, look how big my *beep* is!'. I did that in my old job, I don't need to do that anymore. CABOOSE Too much information. RODEZ I'd be lying if I came out here and said I'm happy with my performance at Ultimate X. People around the world, when License 2 Pin was over, were talking about that match more than any other. But am I happy about that? No. Because I'm out here and I'm beltless. And THAT'S what matters. I went out, gave 100% and of that I can be proud...but in the end, I could care less, because Peter Knight is the X-Division Champion and I'm not. Head hanging, Rodez sighs. RODEZ So, to be honest, I don't really want to dwell on Ultimate X all that much. Yeah, it was a great match. Yeah, we did lots of cool flippy stuff and dropped each on our heads oh my godz~! But instead of dwelling in the past, I'd rather talk about the future. About next month. About who The Showstealer is going to have another Showstealing match with at Angleslam. Well, I'm not sure what our esteemed new General Manager has planned for moi, but I'm going to go over everyone's heads and I'm going to do something so unheard of, it boggles the mind. I am...*deep breathes*...okay, I can do this...it's okay, calm yourself Leon, be in the zone not around the zone...okay, here we go...I am...going to organise myself a match that the OAOAST might actually be able to advertise more than a week before a Pay Per View!! "YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" RODEZ Leon Rodez, in a Pay Per View match that hasn't been thrown together at the last minute!?! CRAZY TALK, I hear you cry! Well, it's true. Because I've got something in mind. What I have in mind...is to settle something that's needed settling for a while now. That being a match, one on one, at Angleslam, with Leon Rodez taking on...Christian Wright. COLE WOW! Now, there's a challenge! COACH You're not kidding! That's a huge challenge! RODEZ I've waited around for too long, let Christian Wright screw me around for too long. See, being the guy that I am, revenge and retribution seemed to slowly dissappear into the back of my mind in the days I was left on the shelf. After Living Anglelously, I was ready to tear Wright limb from limb. By the time I had come back, 'Nice Guy Rodez' mode had kicked in and when I finally had the chance to do some damage to Wright, I sprayed him with some silly string, threw a pie in his face and left it at that. Being the guy that I am, Christian Wright got away with what he did. But during the Ultimate X Match, something happened. Something woke me up. I finally got a taste of facing Christian Wright. And now, one 450 Splash doesn't seem enough. Now, I've finally woken myself up and I want to get my hands on Christian Wright finally. So, at Angleslam, I want Christian Wright one on one. No taglines, no add-ons, no gimmicks. Just me. And Wright. Man to man. To settle this once and for all. Rodez pauses for a moment. RODEZ Sooner or later, the challenge is going to filter back to you and I'll be waiting for an answer. In the meantime, I'm gonna go out, I'm gonna party and I'm gonna get myself a little preparation. Because, once The New Age Love Machine gets going tonight, I can guarantee you, he's going to be Slamming the ladies...from all Angles! Tossing the microphone away, Rodez smiles away as he begins to leave the ring, saluting the crowd and acknowledging the cheers around him. (cut to backstage) Watching on a backstage monitor, Jade Rodez swells with pride as she watches her brother leave the ring. Even going so far as to applaude him, smiling away as the picture on the screen continues to follow Leon up the ramp. Meanwhile, as Jade continues to watch on, two shadows appear behind her and the sound of snickering. Confused, Jade turns around wondering where the noise is coming from, finding herself face to face with Valerie and Constance, The Minnesota Angels. CONSTANCE Hey, look Val, it's Jade Rodez. VALERIE So it is. And judging from the clothes, being a whore must run in the family. Hey, if you're looking for customers, then there are plenty of street corners you could be hanging around on, instead of using a public place of work. Jade growls at The Angels under her breath, trying to keep her temper. JADE Do you want something, besides a slap? VALERIE (faking fear) OOOOOOHHH! CONSTANCE Pretty tough words, considering you can't back them up. Speaking of which, how's the training going? VALERIE I'd be surprised if she could even hit an armdrag yet, Connie. Then again, I'd be surprised if she could walk and chew gum at the same time. *laughs* *high-five* CONSTANCE Good one Val. JADE Yeah, 'good-one Val'. For your information, I'm doing just just fine...I know the basics already. See, when Leon first got started, I took up some training and that was two years ago. So I'm well ahead of schedule. And as far as not being able to back up my words? I know your type. You're the 'popular kids'. You walk around, picking fun at people, laughing away in your little clique like you're something special. Listen girls...I dealt with mouthy little bitches like you in high school all the time. If you're not careful, I'll deal with you two. The Angels look at each other in disbelief. VALERIE You're kidding me, right? CONSTANCE She's not serious. VALERIE She can't be. CONSTANCE You seriously think that you could 'deal' with us? Talk about delusional. Let me fill you on on something, missy. I've been in this business for a few years too. Only difference is, I didn't give up at the first sign of a discarded pizza box. Me and Val have worked too hard for too long to let some little jumped up whore walk into the OAOAST and get paid because her brother's famous. Face it, that's the only reason you're here. If not for that, you'd be at a checkout somewhere running our groceries through. VALERIE If you think we're scared of some trainee, just because he brother used to be something special, you can think again. We're the top female tag team in America. We're respected ATHLETES! We will NOT...be disrespected by some reject from a Michigan brothel! The Angels look about ready to pounce on the outnumbered Jade, when suddenly, Leon Rodez walks over, standing beside her sister. Val and Constance recoil slightly, not looking quite so anxious to attack anymore. LEON Problem? CONSTANCE What a surprise. As soon as there's trouble, little Jadey hides behind her brother. Word of advice, Jade. If you ever graduate from the academy and some how get your wrestling license...learn to stand on your own two feet. Because you won't have 'Big Bro' to fight your battles for you. JADE I can fight my own battles just fine. Infact, if you two aren't busy next week, maybe I can fight them then. The Minnesota Angels versus me and a partner. How does that sound? CONSTANCE A FEMALE partner...you can't pick your brother. We're not going intergender... Leon wipes his hand across his chin, looking The Angels up and down. LEON Pity. Flustered, The Angels think about attacked again...but think better of it again. VALERIE Alright, bitch. We'll see you and whoever you can find in the ring next week! CONSTANCE You'd better hope you can find a good partner, because you're in WAY over your head. WAY over! As The Minnesota Angels storm off, Jade watches on with a snarling look on her face. Beside her, Leon smiles, wrapping an arm around his little sister's shoulders. LEON First match, eh? Aw, my little sis is growing up. JADE *laughs* Shut up! LEON C'mon, I think we're done here tonight. Let's go grab a pizza or something, I'm starving.