King Cucaracha

The OAOAST.com FINALLY brings to you the new range of HeldDOWN~! wear! If you want to show your support for your favourite superstar, keep hungry Phillipino kids in work, or just look cool when you attend OAOAST live events, then these shirts are for you. (P&P is not included. Infact, it's non-existant, unless someone actually...you know...makes these into real shirts. Although, any 'postage and packing' you want to send me will be gratefully recieved.) GPX Balls To The Wall- They're hip, they're happening. And you can be too with the new GPX shirt! YAHTZEE~! Global Party Exchange Hoff 'H'- The former World Heavyweight Champion, Hoff, is one of the most popular superstars in the OAOAST today. On the back of his last shirt collection comes this, a less general and more 'Hoffensive' (see what I did there?) apparrel. Hoff Crystal Pretty In Pink- For all you females out there (come on, I've seen those segments Patty), comes the Female Phenom's new shirt. Because everyone loves a bad girl. Crystal Leon Rodez Silky Smooth- Let the ladies man inside you break free and show that you too are Silky Smooth, with the X-Division Champion's t-shirt. Comes in three sizes...small, too tight and figure hugging. Leon Rodez SpinebustAAAAAH~!- Can't decide between Hoff and Axel? Or...about half the roster. Then show your support for the ultimate OAOAST trend...the Spinebuster! SPINEBUSTAAA~! Zack 9:0210- Wanna be with the In Crowd? Then get every prep's dream attire...the new Zack Malibu t-shirt. Just who do you think you are? If you're a Zack Malibu fan, then you'll want this shirt. Zack 9:0210

No, I didn't know that. Thanks. As you can tell, I'm no computer expert. I would say I flunked Computing in school, but I think 'skipped school far too much' would be more accurate.

Four matches announced? Guess I won't be doing a preview this month. HOWEVER I am willing to write the PPV opening as I'll have the time. If it's not already being dealt with. If that's cool with NYU or whoever, then let me know and I'll deal with that.

I'd wager it'll make more money than the vast majority of 'real' ECW shows. Not that that's a hard task, but still.

Image Shack doesn't allow psd files, which mine are. So, yeah, I'll try the first one. EDIT: Thanks for the helping hand man.

Am I the only one questioning why some of us are trying our best to force an active writer out of the fed? I mean, it's not like we have an overflow of them. No offense to 'Boose, but I'd rather have an active PRL than a lurking 'Boose.

Well, if you read my post in the other OAOAST folder (you know, the filler one), then I might be able to help Mr NYU. Might. I'm not good at Photoshop but I own it.

Patty, Glory By Anarchy are in HI-YAH until I can be bothered to use them. I wouldn't be surprised if these ones joined them too.

You're just lucky I'm not a chav. Cause if I was, I'd rip your bloody head off, ya gyppo.

Toxx, Mafia seems like a fancy word for a British group. Can't we just be called the British Mob? Or the British Ruffians.

Okay, first off, I am clueless. I got bored the past couple of days and have some stuff made on Photoshop that I want to post on here. But I don't know how. So...help. Only person I know that would know is Panther and I can't remember him posting on here forever, so if anyone else knows, help a brotha out.

When Cena drops the belt, they should have him and someone like London win the Tag Titles. Then shoot a serious of skits that rip off "Pimp My Ride". Have Cena turn up at London's house with a camera, then take him to various people who transform his belt into a pimped up Tag Title. That'd be more entertaining than pigs guts, that's for sure. Or fo' sho'. Whatever.

Hardyz vs. AMW Or, given the right work, Chris Daniels vs. Jeff Jarrett. When they last did something way back when, there was a lot of buzz about it. Then Daniels got thrown to the side by Jarrett...but Daniels/Jarrett would be something fresh. Styles/Jarrett has been done before in a high profile situation. Daniels/Jarrett hasn't.

(This promo, exclusive to the SWF.com. Left click here if you're stupid enough to believe you an download this.) Standing in front of a plain, non-descript wall, the three members of Martial Law are stood in Bohemian Rhapsody like position for this, a special internet promo. "Greetings to all our Little Martials out there in cyberspace." smiles Maddix, cutting off Cortez before he gets chance to start talking. "Martial Law, sitting in with you ahead of our BIG match this coming Monday. And you know Todd, I never thought this day would come. I really, truly believed that the powers that be had looked over Martial Law in the tag team ranks. Week after week of begging, pleading, sexual favours..." "Sexual favours?" "Uhm...scratch that last one. But yeah, we begged and we pleaded. We have campaigned for this tag team title shot for some time. And now, finally, the time is here. Wild and Dangerous...the day has finally arrived. April 18th, myself and Todd Cortez are getting our shot at the World Tag Team Titles. But, the question on everyone's minds is...has it come too late. Has all the weeks of waiting been long enough to tear Martial Law apart. Well...I'll level with you guys. Me and the Toddster, we've been having disagreements recently. We've been on hard times. Alan Clark getting injured just seemed to make the cracks that bit more fragile. But right now, we have news for you Wild and Dangerous...we're ready." Cortez nods in the background, as Maddix smiles, rubbing his hands together. "We're ready and we're as solid a team as ever. We've sat down and talked out our differences, cleared the air...and the end result is Martial Law, more united than we've ever been. With one common goal. Winning those tag team titles." "That's right Landon. You se..." "That IS right Todd, that is right. Because me and Todd, we both have axes to grind with Wild and Dangerous. We're no strangers to you two guys. The House of Todd and Hollywood Boulevard had many a run-in with Wild and Dangerous at different times, in different eras. I might not have ended up on the better end of our exchange, but things are much, much different now." "Right. They..." "...are MUCH different." Cortez, interrupted again, rolls his eyes and decides to let Maddix get on with his 'thing'. "We've taken the best from The House of Todd and Hollywood Boule...well...I guess, maybe, Van Siclen was 'better' than Todd Cortez. He's gone though. But...my man Cortez was certainly better than that masked guy with the egg machine." "Thanks." "No problem, partner. We've taken the parts of those teams, merged them together...and come up with a combination that can and will take the World Tag Team Championships from around the waists of Wild and Dangerous." Rubbing his neck now, Maddix smiles to himself. "You know...my neck is still a little sore. Taking a Super Wild Ride is no fun at the best of times. Add in the effects Toxxic had on my neck and as you can imagine, I'm not superb condition. But Wildchild, rest assured, I know what you can do. You had a HUGE contribution in forcing Todd Royal out of the SWF and into convelessence. You could have done the same to me on Lockdown. But...come match time, I will be ready. And you can bet that just as much as you're willing to drop us on our heads to get a victory... ...we will do whatever it takes to win." Maddix turns to Cortez and nods to him, before the two of them face the camera. "Whatever" "It" "Takes!" (-FIN-)

Yeah, it's clearly Skipper. Riskiest Cage spot ever? I'd say it's right up there.

Didn't he save the board or something?

I'd wear any of them to a wrestling show, except for 2. 1 and 3 would sell well with fans, I'd bet...just like Christian's grey one seems to have done. Then again, I don't wear wrestling shirts outside of shows, so the deal with writing one the back doesn't bother me that much.

To be honest, having nothing to do with either title ever, it doesn't bother me. With Rando not having enough time/spirit/whatever to write and Phenom getting banned, the belt was just sitting around anyway. Infact, if I'd have talked to Rando earlier, I was planning to do the same sorta thing as PRL was. I'd have probably asked to use either Rando's character or Phenom and wrote a match to win the thing...but, I'd have only taken the belt so that someone active had it. So...I have no problem, because I was going to do the same thing myself. Whever there'd have been as much uproar had I done it, I don't know. But whatever. PRL is active and he's writing. That's good enough for me.

If there's two tag teams going spare, let me know, as I might have something planned.

w/o moving it back, we've got 1 show left until the PPV. We've been making matches quicker than usual, sure. But if it's on the 24th, I'm going to have to organise something quick for this week which'll then give me hardly any decent time to write my PPV match.

*waits for Grappler to become Rev Zero member #42 in the past month*

No he didn't. [KC] just picks up whatever fresh newbies he can find, moulds them into his image and then dumps them on the scrapheap. He really is the HHH of this fed.

Misc Promotions is for indy feds. TNA is an indy fed. Makes sense to me.

Long show, too long to get feedbacking with about 3 hours sleep. I will just say that Hoff's new t-shirt looks like a Harvard t-shirt. Hey, maybe they'll sue us. I hear they're pretty smart, so I'm sure they'd know how.

OAOAST X-DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP~!~!~! Leon Rodez © vs. The 70's Dude w/special stipulation~!