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.....fufufufufufufufufufufufufu. </anime laugh> Quick question though - Judge, you're still the 'anti hardcore' thing, aren't you? Prefer real wrestling over clobbering people with weapons?

Nicely done, showing Dub Cee is once more ready for full action, and that he still hasn't patched things up with Johnny. But thanks to Stevens, he'll get the stuff off his chest. Magnificent. (Y) *Must resist urge to destroy unprotected ribs in our title match...*

The SWF: Harbouring psychos since late 2000.

Happy birthday to the Maori who's going DOWN~ when our feud is over~!

Don't rush this ass-whippin', son. You'll job to me soon enough... Or are you really in that big of a hurry to be number eight? I'm going to take you DOWN, Dub Cee On another note, no surprised that I'm finished my match, is it?

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I was actually expecting my HCG title shot on this show. Ah well. *cracks knuckles* Duran is the deadz0rs. Edit: What THE.....3000 word limit? THe hell? Is this meant to be a squash??

(Y) @ almost biggest pop of the night. On a show I wasn't even booked on. And even more (Y)age at it coming from smacking that punk Jay Dawg around

Me? 2k in already? Naaaaah. .... S'only 1k.

Z, am I going to see that joke in every card you book?

First of all, congratulations on beating Justice and Rule for all-time longest title reign. Secondly, don't think it means I'm gonna be soft on you. That title is coming to ME baby.

.... Thugg = Ratings

What is your real name? Terrence Bailey, just like you see on TV. Without the "Janus" in the middle though. Where do you live? Somewhere in Sydney, though if I'm on holidays I tend to live out on the rello's farm, help out there a bit. What's your marital status and do you have kids? Haven't really thought about it, not many girls have approached me, really. Who's your best friend outside of kayfabe? Besides my family, I'd have to say Markus Cirillo. Fucking bird's a really personable guy. Great to get drunk with. You should hear Jess rave about him. Who's your favourite WWE Wrestler Taker or Kane, always had a thing for the big guys. Comes from being one I guess. Who's you fafourite Other wrestler (US Indies or Japan) Don't really get the other promotions and such in Aus, and haven't had time to look when I'm travelling with the SWF. What's your favourite match to watch? I'd have to say old school Taker and Kane's first Inferno match. Again, I guess it's cause I like the big guys. Who's your favourite Band or singer? Fear Factory, hands down, mate. First band I really got into. What's your favourite album? Hmm. Don't really have one. I'm a broad music listener. What's your favourite song? My favourite? Hmm, at the moment it'd be 175R's "Party". It just...brings a grin to the face. What's your favourite film? Tossup between the original Crow and Donnie Darko. Can I pick both? Which sporting teams/franchises do you support? Don't really follow other sports, except for when we have international comps. In which case, Go Oz and all that. What sports do you play? A bit of cricket - you mightn't know, but that whole skit with the bird when the SJL came to Sydney was my first try at it. Other than that, not really other sports. and finally... if you weren't a wrestler what WOULD you be? Most likely a farmhand or something out on the rello's farm. Just something about working with the animals and such.

Fuck Crow for getting a bigger pop than me. I -live- in Sydney! He doesn't!

*hits WC over the head with his new Equalizer and jumps back into the brawl~!* Marvellous!

Nice, I get the night off. Dub Cee gets to live for a while longer yet.

The show is going up as I write, so before I look.... - Enough weed to make Crow and JD insanely jealous - The Mexican equivalent of Wildchild - A legion of midgets who must be smaller than 5'5 - ELM's home address

6881, according to OpenOffice. Taking into account doing bits on seperate days, it took me about a combined time of two or three straight hours to write that much. Yes, I'm shamelessly gloating about my writing again. It's the only thing I can gloat about. *loses to Annie* SEE?

Says the JL jobber.

Darkness, punctuated only by a voice. Two returning superstars... Two names flash onto the screen for the merest of seconds, two names well known by SWF fans. Annie Eclectic / Janus In full colour on the screen, we see the back of Dace Night's semi-trailer as it's booted open by the seven foot man known as Terrence "Janus" Bailey. As he lifts his arms above his head, the image zooms in on his white and black hair, his green eyes. It takes up half the screen, and on the other half, a face with pure white hair and red eyes, glaring at something offscreen. Both images seem to flicker and go grainy. "RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" the roar of the fans echoes into the silence, followed by the sounds of the commentators! “IT’S JANUS!” “OH MY GOD!” One a former monster on the path of redemption... Again in full colour on the screen, we see Annie "Ichiban" Onita, striding down the ramp in a powder blue suit and fedora. The image seems to flicker and split into three - on the left stands the Hardcore Queen Annie Eclectic, kendo stick raised. In the center is Annie "Ichiban" Onita, in her powder blue suit, posing on the top rope with her hand shaped like a gun. And on the far right is the masked Beezel, holding the Hardcore Gamers Champion ship above his head. These three images flicker and also go into a grainy black and white. The voice of the SWF's resident announcer Funyon speaks into the darkness. "The SWF is proud to present the latest addition to our roster. While using many names in many matches in America, in Japan there has been only one name used to describe the talented worker we gladly welcome back to the SWF! ... ICHIBAN!" The other a veteran of several faces, making her triumphant return... The black and white grainy faces of Terrence and Ann reappear on the Smarktron. In colour, a red-eyed face is superimposed over Terrence's in a ghostly fashion. Likewise, the black and white face of Ichiban is overlaid by the ghostly mask of Beezel. These two ghostly images fade out as colour seeps back and pulls away from the two faces...showing two wrestling figures taking up half the screen. They fight for the right to challenge for the Hardcore Gamer's Championship... Here, various clips are shown in quick succession - the Hardcore Queen nailing various opponents with her kendo stick, predominantly the Judge William Hearford. Also interspersed are images from the Anti-Heel Machine's more brutal days, knocking down Crow and other opponents with his barbed wire Equalizer. The two images freeze again and once more colour bleeds out of them - a bloody Ichiban with her kendo stick held high, and a bloody Terrence with the Equalizer about to smash some unfortunate soul into the ground. Blood begins oozing over the black and white images, staining everything a bright red. The blood seems to bubble and steam on the screen, and then suddenly the image burns away! DON'T COUNT ME OUT, WHEN I'M ON THE FLOOR! On the screen, the former Hell Machine sits up from a brutal beating, climbing to his feet with murder in his eyes at some unseen opponent! I'LL WIN AGAIN! I'VE WON BEFORE! The Hardcore Queen leaps into the air, drilling a hapless foe into the ground with a Daybreak Pedigree, and the sound of the referee counting the three can be heard! THE STREETS WILL RING WITH A MIGHTY ROAR! "TERRRRRRENCE! TERRRRRRRRENCE! TERRRRRRRENCE!" "ICH-I-BAN! ICH-I-BAN! ICH-I-BAN!" CAUSE YOU CAN'T BREAK ME! We zoom out, to a picture of an empty arena in black and white, where Terrence and Ann both stand, staring at each other as if preparing for the carnage that is to come. The image flickers and begins to fade, showing for a few more seconds the Anti-Heel Machine and the Hardcore Queen staring at each other from opposite sides of the screen. And we fade to black...and words dripping with blood. Ann "Ichiban" Onita vs Terrence "Janus" Bailey SWF Ashes 2 Ashes November 16th 2003 Ashes to ashes...soul to soul....

*calls Dace and Crow in, and goes with 'em to meet Aecas in a DIAB* XD

(Y)(Y)!

Teh pimping of PPV match = (Y)(Y)!

There's your Malice In Wonderland main event right there... *holds up sign* Pot Plant > Baguette. MiW - where I won Mall Brawl! Woo!

I finished around five hours ago and have given my match a strenuous re-reading. I'm now sending it in Then again, this doesn't shock anyone, does it?