janusd

Hi, I'm Janus, and this is my yearly checkin to this empty den of inquity and fun memories.

And then a year later I got nostalgic and started poking around here too. Woo!

I call Right Hand of Doom!

Oh hey there.

Contemplation. Guest appearance. Hm.

*toots own horn*

Colour me intrigued.

Gothic Power from X-Ray Dog Music, aka "the dramatic sounding stuff you heard in the Lord of the Rings trailers." Wait, what?

Sounds about time for a random appearance.

The card formatting has really gotten lazy... Then again, so have I! *zing*

*plans promo*

The SWF: We No-Sell Broken Necks Like Whoa.

*raises hand* Pizza.

I won't be -writing- the Clusterfuck, as I told Tom when he inquired about it some time back. But if people want to drop Janus in there as the obligatory big guy, feel free. Especially if you're going to have him antagonise Michael Stephens for a bit. Harassment for the win! (Stats? What stats?)

Feel the love. And the presence of a seven foot beast occasionally stalking you through back hallways of an arena. *whistles* JJ vs Drake is going to be a piece of work, I have to say. Mr CFC inDEED.

*strokes chin thoughtfully*

It's 5:47am. Janus - 23 years of being alcohol and drug free. Yeah, I suck, I know.

The Chinese midget equivalent of Spike, to be our butler and kicktoy.

See also: Genesis VII, where I turned out the only appearance of them with the name in mind, consistently referring to both big men as 'colossi'. It was fun.

The SWF: Reusing the "Ashes to Ashes" match name since hell knows when. Looks like the Elimination Chamber'll be a fascinating read.

*scrubs idea of Janus arriving as the King of All Cosmos and randomly shooting EYE LAZORS at people*

Only time I ever referenced the stats during my marking tenure was about moves I didn't recognise, not the numbers. I assume most people in general have some sort of grip on how to write their opposition when it comes to their physique... if not, the opposition usually complains afterwards, heh.

Be nice, kids.

Now I'm just an emergency marker who goes to the future when the matches are already marked and comes back with the result. Or something.

The SWF: Creating Wrestlers Who Break Necks, Since Its Inception.