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That's the best move name Ever. I'm also liking the arrogant vibe this character gives off. The saviour of professional wrestling, eh? Commence hazing!

Oooh.... hmm. *catches Count Duckula by opening the Trap Door!* "BERK! FEEEEEEEED MEEEEEEEEEEEEE....."

"Come along, Penfold!" *throws Bananaman at Toxx*

*takes the CW title* *uses it as a plate for his dinners* *doesn't bother cleaning it afterwards* Happy now, Spikeums?

But... but... MONGOOSES.

*slinks in* SJL: Dreamsfear - "As Darkness Falls" (face theme) SJL/SWF: Fear Factory - "Resurrection" (heel theme) SWF: Killswitch Engage - "When Darkness Falls" (2nd face theme) *slinks out* Edit: *looks at Toxxic's sig* .... mongooses?

CURTAIN JERKING WITH AGENT 27 AND THE ICONIC ONE! Munich vs “The Icon” Max King ~ Hmm. I'll back the Munchie here. HARDCORE MATCH! Carnage vs Danny Dagda ~ Carnage. Cause HOSS > all (especially cruisers). SLY DEALINGS WITH STRYKE! Stryke vs Austin Sly ~ The new and improved Austin. TRIPLE THREAT DAY OF DEFEAT MATCH! Hollywood Spike Jenkins vs Johnny Dangerous vs Alan Clark ~ In a shocking twist, I'll back Mr Jenkins. RUMBLE IN THE PIT! "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez vs Dace Night ~ Dace is death and Todd doesn't have the pills to cure the death. INTERCONTINENTAL TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP! UNITED STATES/JUNIOR LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP! TITLE FOR TITLE! Landon Maddix © (ICTV Champ) vs Sean Davis © (USJL Champ) ~ MUCHO MAD MADDIX!

To think Mike is only two years older than my sister. .... I'm now disturbed.

I've been looking for a way to do that. Another congrats to Dace for frustrating Mr Flesher.

For some reason it amuses me very much to see that Martial Law are coming out to Stabbing Westward. I'm not sure why. Much congrats to Sacred for his win, and hail the return of the High Priest of Horrorcore. *shambles back to the retiree home*

Paging Doctor Frood, paging Doctor Frood...

Ebony begs to differ. Then again she's not really 'on the roster' so to speak. ;P

*brings teh JEALOUSY~! and GORES Toxxic out of his boots, then does a frog splash for good measure* This is what you get when I read the thread at 1:57am Christmas morning on caffeine, biatch~! \m/

!!! I mean... !!! And .... !!! Main event = teh awesome.

Well, there -was- fur involved. And scales...

*can think of a few ways to 'improve' that scenario*

*steals his early-writing powers back from Maddix*

MAIN EVENT - TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Team ANGER (Christian Fury and David Cross) © vs. Hollywood Boulevard (Todd Cortez and Ghost) vs. Revolution Zero (Sean Davis and Toxxic) ~ I'll back the Rev-0. Hoo-ha. BATTLE OF THE BEHEMOTHS Carnage vs. "The Icon" Max King ~ I'll back Carnage. Hoss psychos > j00. OBLIGATORY HARDCORE MATCH FEATURING DANNY DAGDA Danny Dagda vs. Manson ~ If no one shows, I'm sure Dace will give Ebony a yell. But... the power of Mansonosity may show to win~ CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins © vs. Kaine ~ Teh Spike.

Whlistling is illegal in five states, I'll have you know. *runs* *runs in and GOOOOOOOOOOOOOORES Toxxic out of his boots* *high fives Dace*

*schemes*

Quarter Finals Landon Maddix Christian Fury Todd Cortez Spike Jenkins Manson Sacred David Cross Max King Semi Finals Christian Fury Spike Jenkins Sacred David Cross Finals Christian Fury Sacred

Janus wants a word with you. *headtilt* So does Terrence.

Nothing quite like job security.

I mark out for Sacred. That is all.

Pssh, get it right, it was Mickey's number.