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Nevermortal

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  1. Fuckin' Red Sox. That's all I have to add. Now I gotta put up with tons of miserable Rhode Islanders bitching about how they stayed up until the wee hours in hope that their beloved Sox would get the win. Fuckin' Red Sox.
  2. Yeah, we discussed it in class today. Everyone concluded that its a critique on how men prefer not to know about their women's various bodily functions and what not. Oh, good Lord... okay, Spicy, do you want to do this or shall I? Ok Marney...do your worst. But yes, I do know about Swift's misogyny and what not....
  3. Jubuki's basically one of the biggest assholes on the net. He's a condescending bastard, and if he ever acted like that in real life, I would hope those around him would kindly punch him in the face a few dozen times. It'd be doing the world a favor.
  4. Yeah, we discussed it in class today. Everyone concluded that its a critique on how men prefer not to know about their women's various bodily functions and what not. When I first read it, I thought Strephon was a necrophiliac thanks to the nose-worms.
  5. My favorite pope is the one that put the guy that preceeded him on trial. WHILE HE WAS DEAD.
  6. The only way it would work is if they brought back the five PPV schedule and that wouldn't really work nowadays.
  7. But he's been out in sunlight. That shoots you vampire theory all to hell. Maybe he's a day walker, ala Blade.
  8. "The Lady's Dressing Room" by Jonathan Swift Celia shits, indeed.
  9. She's so fucking hot on X Play. They really need to get rid of Sessler and make it the MORGAN WEBB HALF HOUR OF HOT~!
  10. I need to see a clip of that.
  11. Shit, there's tons they could use. Flair as a woman, The Vince Russo angle, Heart Attack, hell, toss on the Four Horsemen nWo skit for shits and giggles. ...Flair as a woman? ...do I even want to know? I've tried to block it out as best I could...
  12. Shit, there's tons they could use. Flair as a woman, The Vince Russo angle, Heart Attack, hell, toss on the Four Horsemen nWo skit for shits and giggles.
  13. I fully believe that the Pope is a vampire. Don't ask me why, but that's my theory. He's out to suck my blood, and someone really needs to stake his ass.
  14. Cro Cop is going to MURDER this guy. I'm predicting brain matter hitting the mat in under a minute.
  15. Yes, yes I would. I love it as much now as I did when I first saw it, much like the other ***** matches that I cited earlier.
  16. Brawls don't equal bad, as evidenced by the legit ***** street fight between Trips & Foley at RR2000.
  17. Molly is fucken smokin'.
  18. FUCK THAT. AJ Styles is severely, immensely, superastronomically greater than Rikishi, name value or not. Yeah but has he made a IMPACT for TNA to make them a successful national company? Nope, Rikishi was a big name in WWE in 2000 and was a headliner and main evented WWE for a short time... Which gives him some good creditentals right there... TNA would take him just for the fact he worked for WWE...They'll take Ahmed Johnson at this point "MMM, Drug History, No known English Speaking ability, injury Prone...WHAT? WAIT! HE WORKED FOR WWF? HIRE HIM! LADIES AND GENTS! OUR NEW #1 FACE! BIG TONY NORRIS! I can feel it Jeff! We're in the big time now..." "Yeah Dad, Make sure I uh go over uh him uh" When has Rikishi ever headlined or been a draw? Never. What impact would he make? You'd be a pretty sad person to order TNA just to see Rikishi.
  19. FUCK THAT. AJ Styles is severely, immensely, superastronomically greater than Rikishi, name value or not.
  20. A Benoit DVD and an Eddy DVD are still a ways away yet..... and an Ultimo DVD? Ultimo DVD? Shit, I dunno if he's even gonna get a t-shirt.
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