Nevermortal

Well, I hope you're in for a proverbial Noah's Ark style deluge of posts. Well, here's some of my favorite metal bands. The Project Hate MCMXCIX - The only metal band that really successfully blends elements of techno and death metal together to form one cohesive gelling of awesomeness. Not many people have heard of them, but those who have (myself included) will vouch for them and say that they motherfucking shred. Ultra-heavy, and hard to get used to at first, but once you do, you will not regret it. Jorgen (the bassist from Entombed) & Jo Enckells kill all with their vocals, and Mazza/Kenth nail down some crushing riffs. Check them out. Their new album is fan-fucking-tastic. Download Recommendations: "Nailed", "Dominate", "I Smell Like Jesus Dead", "Hate Incarnate", "Christianity Delete" Strapping Young Lad - Devin Townsend is a musical genius. I could leave it at, but I won't. SYL play some sort of weird hybrid of death metal and thrash metal. The lyrics are very lighthearted and humorous at certain times, and other times, they're very, very brutal. Quite simply, SYL will tear your fucking head off, sew it back on, and tear it off again for shits, giggles, and pisses. Download Recommendations: "Far Beyond Metal", "Relentless", "Rape Song", "Oh My Fucking God", "Detox" Zyklon - Ho-lee-shit. Know how I said that the previous two bands were heavy as...a really heavy thing? Well, these guys might just be even heavier. Combining equal elements of Black Metal pioneers Emperor and neo-death metal shredders Myrkskog, Zyklon kills you all with hate in their heart, and blood on their hands. The Norwegian foursome combines black & death metal to create a very unique sound that is as experimental as it is brutal. They even enlist help from Arcturus singer Garm to guest on a few tracks. Really, really good stuff. Our very own Red Hot Thumbtack in the Eye will vouch for me. Download Recommendations: "Psyklon Aeon", "Hammer Revelations", "Chaos Deathcult", and "Storm Detonation" Well, I'm spent. Hard coming up with so many ways to say pretty much the same thing....that all three of these bands rule with an iron fist....

I hope its about carrying people to ***** matches. Either that, or praising Fooster.

This fucking thread is weird.

Twiztid - Darkness

My response to his 'what do you think of me' inquiry: "Well, for one, you're a very upright kind of guy. "

I'd say yes but I just got into booking for a fed, and RPing for the same one. I've been with them for a while so my attention is pretty much focused on that one. Thanks for the offer though and I'll plug your fed to my members.

Oy vey. Weekly? That'd burn me out...badly.

You disappoint me, Fooster. I voted for you. Reciprocate. The dream is dead.

How long are the matches usually? For my current fed now I can write like 5-7 page matches for every show but when a PPV comes, I up it to 10-15, occasionally 20.

I think I might pick up Haggard.

Snoop's show was funny the first few times I saw it, but its been sucking lately.

I've always wanted to join the SWF, but the idea that you might spend a lot of time writing matches and sometimes they would never even get used seriously turns me off.

I found this at Mondo's official board. Suffice to say I think Nick's the most ultraviolent blockbuster employee....ever.

I've got an asshole??? Well, so does she. +1 for TRITEC.

Tritec has a vagina though.....a vagina.

SHE LOVES TO LAUGH SHE LOVES TO SING SHE DOES EVERYTHING (could this photo be hinting of a secret alliance between Whiskers & Steve Perry? Tune into Nitro to find out!)

I voted for you, little trooper.

New episodes this Monday.

I still think they need to do Brock v. Benoit very soon, because I'm jonesing for that encounter.

Well, that card looks like its gonna suck thirty seven dicks.

FYI: He's 27, not 12, and his shtick stopped being funny a long time ago. Fuck You, Andy Milonakis.

But of course. If Jerry was out, who would tuck her in and read her a bedtime story? Oh, TAG~!

I agree on most of that but this Benoit/Rhyno feud is absolutely horrendous. I agree. Rhyno's gotten JACK SHIT in terms of victories since then and the only progress he's had so far is when he conspired with A-Train. It doesn't say much for him.

So what. I'll choke him to death with gallons of Coffee Milk and bury his ass in Quahogs. Then I'll take him to the Pawtucket DMV. See if he's really ultra-violent.

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