Nevermortal

It's a symbol, not a cross!

If anyone nominates iB, I quit the world.

Agent of Oblivion IDRM

Ah, bask in the moderating powers of Don Becker.

One of the wisest predictions yet.

I'd make out with that man. Fag.

Bradshaw does not deserve to hold that belt, plain and simple. This is a sympathy, "thanks for working here for almost a decade" main event push ala Bob Holly earlier this year.

No, Kamui did too. GTA is fun, but it's in no way the BEST GAME EVAR D00D.

Freddy Got Fingered.

Well, he's black.

When's the last time there was an unannounced squash match on a PPV?

My prediction: The buyrate will be low.

"Concertina" - The Mars Volta

"Death is the Martyr of Beauty" - Death in June

The cash. Duh. Would you rather have sex with a human corpse or the corpse of a hippopotamus?

Would you rather have sex with the womanliest man or the manliest woman?

At this point, I'll take anyone except Slugger. With Joe involved, it'll automatically be entertaining.

"Preview of Hell" - Nasum

FYI everybody, the WORLD-1 show has been cancelled. http://www.pwinsider.com/ViewArticle.asp?id=2411&p=1# This doesn't affect me in the least since I wasn't planning on going to see W-1 anyway, but I figured I'd post it for the people who were going to see it. 2 days from seeing ROH live. I'm fucking hyped. This will be my 7th live show.

My prom photo was better....

Would you rather stick your dick in acid for 1 second or go through life as a quadripalegic?

I hate people. Just people.

iB, every post you make compels me to manually extract my medulla oblongata with a corkscrew.

"Mega Colon" - Fischerspooner "Moaning and heaving on a hot sticky can, I'm craving my chocolate Ex-Lax and a GE fan, I'm tagging on the wall how I got in this jam, It said MSG, Money, Margaritas, and my man."