Nevermortal

Bro's before ho's, man!

I'd rather anal Nicole Bass, that way I wouldn't have to look at her. Would you rather have a penis for a nose or a vagina for a mouth?

I go first! OMG! Would you rather have bicycles for teeth or a drugstore built on your leg?

"The Crimson" - Atreyu

I already fucking won. End this thread.

"Red War" - Probot

5. I win.

7.5/10 for HOLES I loved the book....the movie left a little to be desired.

Everyone cares what irks me. Plus, my thread had more OOOMPH!

It was annoying me, that's why the big deal was made, fucky. Boy, I love using the term "fucky". I'd like to thank Laz for introducing that one to me. Edit: I know Shaka Luther King used in in Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, but I'd like to forget that movie exists.....Laz made the term chic, though. So points to him.

Daa-aaaaaaamessss.....

Jindrak reminds me of Lemonhead from The Shield.

Wait, what?

Don't you have to pay for the Invision Board software & a license anyway?

I'm running 1024x768 on a 19inch monitor and I'm getting a scrollbar. Unfuck this, please.

Before I left the house tonight, the board was looking mighty fine. Now, everything is centered and the horizontal scrollbar is appearing because a little tiny fraction of the screen isn't being shown. CHANGE IS BAD, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT ANNOYS ME! REVERT! REVERT GOD DAMN YOU!

Alright, I understand the guy had throat cancer, and I will always have a place in my wrestling heart for Bobby Heenan.... But why the fuck is the WWE bringing him in for VOICE OVER work? Listening to his voice now compared to years ago is almost hard to bear. In fact, bringing him now, looking & sounding like death would ruin his legacy of greatness.

I'm still pulling for Rupert "Macho Man" Savage in this one, but the only way he's going to get that million is if he wins immunity two times in a row.

I listened to ItDS today.... The 4 part song at the end just gives me a boner. I'm just sayin'.

Foley v. Kawada? Holy shit.

This Thread v. Rosie O'Donnell

That only happened to me once, while I was watching Jackie Chan's Shanghai Noon. Coincidence, I think not!

A-fucking-men

"Cat's in the Cradle"-Harry Chapin

I was saying the same thing until I learned that Lamb of God come from Virginia (they were formerly known as Burn the Priest).