Nevermortal

I can honestly say that I haven't the foggiest remembrance of Rico winning the belts with Rikishi, and I can pretty much remember any champion of the modern era. How long did they have the belts for, anyway?

Oh, you watched Pimp My Ride too?

Things you need to know. Now Jill, what do you do with it when you're done?

I'd totally do a speedball.

Questions: 1. Is Dames actually gone, kaput, never to return ever? 2. If he does come back, how will he like Chris Coey being brought to write on his site? You know, considering the shit Coey said that got him banned in the first place.

It's a Ranch style house. Three floors.....doesn't look like it could be hitched to a trailer. WTF bitch I ain't in no trailer park, ya'll don't know me!

Shit boys, give me a cigarette.

I can't believe Coey sold out to the man.

"Black Lava" - Satyricon

I encourage it. Start with that pirate hat.

Ain't nothing finer. HOW OLD ABOBO NOW, ABOBO!!?!!?

If you've been lurking for 2 years, just sign the fuck up already; it's like stalking 4500 people at once.

Could this be a secret union with GLAAD? Tune it next time to find out.

I'd like a Rick James Cockstrider. Hop to it.

Nah, that's actual brick. I would know, since I sliced my knee open trying to jump off the railing to the front steps....no, I wasn't drunk, just uncoordinated.

I was on my city's tax assessment website and I find a picture of my house. Weihd.

That's officially one of the coolest pages ever. It reminded how great Sagat is, and I never knew Cammy was apart of Bison's stable. I always thought she had something to do with Guile. Meh.

Well, expect some: Obscene chants (Shut the Fuck Up, Fuck 'Em Up _____) Some scantily clad ladies Maybe some curse words if they cut a promo Special K does a druggie/raver gimmick Some blood, perhaps Ring rats going elbow deep in Trent Acid's pants during his ring entrance I think that's it. Oh, and Julius Smokes, the Devil's Son-in-law.

Any Capcom experts want to explain something? I took one of those internet quizzes yesterday, it was called "Which Street Fighter are you?" And I got Cody. I said to myself, when the hell was he in Street Fighter? How exactly did the main characters of Final Fight get involved in the Street Fighter franchise (Cody, Guy, Rolento, Sodom, Hugo, etc.)?

If they're going to do ANOTHER HBK DVD, they need to use some totally rare matches that haven't been on any other DVD (I'm looking in the direction of the Foley/HBK Mind Games match, here. What's that, on 4 DVD releases altogether?)

Get stupid, get retarded, because Pest'll get the party started.

Televators - The Mars Volta

Discuss.

I don't get it....Blender voted ICP as the worst band ever, but none of their songs make the list? Gwah? And nobody should ever, ever diss The Final Countdown. That song tears you a new ass.

Fuck that. More like Southeastern Massachusetts is an extension of RI. C'mon. Ask anyone around here and they'll tell you Attleboro and Seekonk are RI true and true.