Nevermortal

I've never heard a worse death metal band than Mortician.

It's not emo. It's not pop-punk. It's just gay. I dare you to even take a listen. Shit, I'd take a day of listening to Mortician (the worst death metal band ever) over Hellogoodbye. Actually, I'd take anything over Hellogoodbye. If you can listen to Hellogoodbye and say with a straight face that you like them, then I'd like to take that straight face and smash it with a lead pipe.

I've heard one of the new bands they signed, called Hellogoodbye. It's absolute the gayest fucking shit I've ever had the displeasure of hearing. If they band died in a gruesome car crash, I'd laugh.

"Oh My God What's the Number to my Gynecologist" Shock and Awe.

Shock & Awe.

I'm a mark for Fat-ass clog wearin' Mario Batali. I hope he eats the other Iron Chefs.

I think I felt a Hymen on my shin.

If this turns into a discussion about soccer, I'll be very upset. Let's stick the cunt-kicking, people.

I bent it like Beckham.

In hindsight, I should've.

Eagle's gay too.

One time, in 7th grade gym, we were playing soccer. I was fighting over possession of the ball near my team's goal with a really bitchy girl. It was a heated battle, which I lost. Why? Because instead of kicking the ball as hard as I could, I missed and kicked the girl right in the cunt. Then, someone from the other team took control of it and scored against us. I think my team lost. Discuss.

He'd be 10X more entertaining in the "sheriff" role than Austin "La Resistance, you dirt lickin', pig sniffin', scum sons of bitches. I'd slap you, just like I slap my daughters, just like I slap my wife when they get out of line!"

"Chaos Path" - Arcturus

Matthew Allans. Gay.

Samoa Joe IS the ROH title. He's had such an incredible run that I honestly can't see anyone else holding it. He's done THAT good of a job. In Philly, Homicide goes down again. I can't see him being the leader of the company. That role just doesn't fit him.

There's only one thing to do now....scour your genitalia with an alcohol soaked brillo pad.

iB, go eat your own face.

"The Grenade in Mouth Tragedy" - Remembering Never

Making this board viewable to members-only isn't going to change anything. People would just register an account and then lurk. Maybe post a handful of times so their accounts aren't deleted. I still say the registration freeze should've never been lifted. I'm not saying to be an elitist board, but after a while, enough's enough. The place isn't capable of getting any bigger unless you're willing to dump even more cash than you already to for a bigger server. How about whenever a new member goes to sign up, it automagically redirects them to the SNKT?

This should be like a store. If you aren't buying anything, LEAVE!

Delete anyone with 0 posts on the first of every month. Problem solved.

Hey, that rhymed.

You'd be killed by the ghost of Euronymous. Quit being untrue. Mayhem died on De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas! tr00 kvlt n0kturn0!!!!!

Why not make this board viewable only to registered posters?