Nevermortal

Make sure to bring with you an obese friend, an ultra-conservative Bush loving friend, and someone on the Atkins diet.

Turbonegro is the greatest rock 'n roll band walking this earth today. If anyone disagrees with me, they are wrong.

Aside from Metallica, Slayer and Monster Magnet (just for a laugh) that is a poor, poor lineup. Last year there was the goodness of Iron Maiden, Audioslave and the Deftones, and this year we get poop. I'm thankful exams hindered me from buying a ticket. Oh no....you did NOT just diss Turbonegro.

Shane's girlfriend taking the money makes me hate her even more.

"Eliytres" - Finntroll

Ah fuck me. I forgot one. Cryptopsy - "Slit Your Guts". Lord Worm gurgles up gravel.

Nile - "Chapter for Transforming Into A Snake" Nile - "Smashing the Antiu" Nile - "Unas, Slayer of the Gods" Nile - "Masturbating the War God" Dying Fetus - "Pissing In the Mainstream" Krisiun - "Wolfen Tyranny" Strapping Young Lad - "Oh My Fucking God" Dark Funeral - "Arrival of Satan's Empire" Mayhem - "Weird (Manheim) - Pure Fucking Armageddon" Vital Remains - "Dechristianize" Marduk - "Slay the Nazarene" Marduk - "Sex with Satan" Marduk - "Bleached Bones" Marduk - "Funeral Bitch"

"Rape Song" - Strapping Young Lad Fucking pig, now you die!

A TSM softball team....I like the cut of your jib. I call umpire.

Marney. I am not a fan of vagina dentata.

Might be my favorite disc of 2004 so far. You know, until God Among Insects gets released. That'll fuck us all up, hardcore.

Yes.

"Isn't that veihrd?"

Vito Spatafore was the last man I ever expected to be gay.

Mushrooms rule. Mario ate them and he became strong, and Mario has yet to lie to me.

It's because Fieldy doesn't play a bass, he punches it, sticks it up his ass, beats it with his cock, etc. Either way, he produces a harsh clicking sound that reminds me of a mouse click inside of a giant drum.

I can't even compare Mayhem & DEP. They're just toooo different. However, I would compare Chimera to be hit in the face with a sledgehammer repeatedly for like a hour. It's just that heavy, people. And as for Chimaira, they're decent. I like that song "Down Again".

This album is bad-ass. It easily trounces "Grand Declaration of War", which I thought was a piece of shit. In fact, this could even be better than "De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas". It's the best Black Metal album I've heard in a while.

Stuntin'.

I think you owe me an apology for starting this thread.

Bang her 'til her bladder splatters.

I thought this was Duck Hunt.

The Chris Wylde show. The only worthwhile things on the show were the Kylie Bax interview and the segment with Chris at the gay pride parade.

Ha-dou-ken.

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