Nevermortal

Nice job of spelling they did there....

That looks one billion times better than Wind Waker.

Lose Yourself video? I was in the back.

That's why it was gay.

http://www.adequacy.net/reviews/g/gorillamonsoon.shtml I win.

The Establishment was gay. Homogay.

Shutup bitch. I hate when motherfuckers on messageboards know they're hated and then proceed to put themselves down. You're hated for a reason, own up to it, and call Charlie Ward a motherfucker. C'mon, do it. Motherfucker.

I'm hurt.

"Cold Hate, Warm Blood" - Cryptopsy Like a hammer to the dome.

Clawing for me. At least it'll give me something to do. Would you rather eat a chunk of shit, or eat a taco with mystery pubic hairs inside of it?

Reppin' the Two Nine Tres

Shutup, cousin fucker.

Alright, I've seen enough fat and ugly people and quite frankly, to make jokes at their expense is pretty much tired to me. But Scott Keith is the weirdest looking man I've ever seen. I don't think he's human, or at least his hair isn't. That thing is like a swirl of brown cotton candy that's begging to jump right off his gigantic head. Oh who am I kidding.... SCOTTKEITHISFATLOL2004OMG

"The Midnight NAMBLA" - Turbonegro

Boombox. Would you rather be forced to have sex with a pile of aborted fetuses that somehow have transformed into giant orifices for sexual use, or be sodomized by razor blades and bleach?

A double team variation of Super Dragon's curb stomp: Wrestler A holds Wrestler B's arms outstretched ala a standing surfboard. A then walks him to his corner where Wrestler C (A's partner) is waiting. A then raises his knee up to the back of B, and pushes forward where C's boot is ready to meet B's face.

Goatse.....It'd be like tossing a hot dog down a hallway. Clean the floors of a peep show with your tongue, or act as a human toilet for a bus station?

I'd have my name carved in my back. Would you rather fuck your mother or have an orgy with your immediate family (aunts, uncles, cousins, grandparents)?

"Slave Labor" - Fear Factory

I'd fuck my grandmother. Would you rather chop your cock off for 5 million dollars (the cock could be sewn back afterwards) or have full blown gay sex with a stranger for 3 hours (with no guarantee of whether or not they have a disease) for 5 million?

I'd eat the shit, you never know, there could be a hoagie hidden inside. Would you rather lick the asshole of a sweaty Yokozuna post match or kiss Trish Stratus after she just drank a cocktail of diarhea, urine, blood, and jizz?

Mariano deserved it more, but once the proposal happened, it didn't mean jack shit. He should've proposed afterwards.

I saw Eddie Edwards work in a barn in Connecticut....he was pretty good.

Jenna is an idiot. Rupert losing sucks. The only way to save it would be for Amber to betray Rob in a SWERVE~!

Sex with Bob Barron. It'd be quick and painless. Would you rather have your dick bitten off by a horse or have your asshole reamed by one?