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But Jager is from Germany, which makes it better. Achtung!

But its a great 70 proof.....you know it Agent. You know it.

Rick James, hands down. "You take one more step, and I'm knockin' this nigga out the mutha fuckin' window."

I didn't get to have a quote, but if I did, it'd probably be the following: "Awaiting the hour of reprisal, your time slips away." Which is of course from the one song that pretty much went with me throughout my high school experience, "Raining Blood" by Slayer.

Jager is far from fruity. It'll put hair on your chest.

iB is Eagan, or at least the Prime guy.

Finally...... is what'd I say if it were real.

Charlie Murphy is god.

The only complaint I would have is if people started a topic with just "Fuck...". It probably never happend, but that's just a small nitpick. Im all for foul language, esxcept the poster who is apparently 8 years old from a few weeks ago. A few weeks back, I started a topic called "Oh, you motherfucker." Boo yah.

Anglesault's representing. I wanted to get a Jagermeister skull cap but all they had were ball caps. My hair refuses to stay under a ball cap, it puffs out the side and I look like a douche.

Pfah. It's a carmel brown herbal liquer concoction of herbs, fruits, and spices made in Germany. Comes in a green medicine style bottle. I take it straight up.

Any of you motherbitches fans of the greatest goddamn alcohol like, ever? Yeah, Jagermeister. Served colder than death and tastes like cough syrup on steroids. It's my drink of choice, and god dammit, it should be yours too.

"Of Power" - Son of Sam

Why? Discuss.

I think they're both faggots.

....I did. Not you. Him. Me? No, no. Him The other him.

....I did. DAYUM

Patti D'Arbanville. I think the guy with the gun to his head is that rat Ray Curro (sp?).

The passing grade at my high school (La Salle Academy, Providence, RI) was 65.

This would curb 50% of the topics I start. Nay, I say.

"Eliytres" - Finntroll

If this thread accomplishes nothing more than re-naming Banky's penis "Mt. Bankmore", then I will have no complaints whatsoever.

I'd rather stick my penis up my own ass.

Rate me, my friend.