Nevermortal

Low Ki v. Deranged (ROH: Death Before Dishonor), at one point, Deranged looks at Low Ki and it seems as though he's going to cry. Poor kid.

This is obviously foreshadowing a feud with "Prime Time" Elix Skipper. Ya'll wanna know who built this house? Prime Time did, Prime Time did.

I heckle them.

Crap, it was only NEAR the town you live in? I was so close!

I'll vouch for that. I stayed there overnight after an ROH show and we got lost heading towards the highway, drove literally 30 seconds away from the casinos and were in the slums. We even saw a drug deal! Wacky!

Some Kind of Bullshit is more like it.

I blame the Dames.

Had Simmons slapped Mirko Cro Cop, he'd be dead.

KaZaA's dead. It's all about Soulseek and Bit Torrent these days.

I'm waiting for them to somehow pimp out a Geo Metro.

GG Allin ruled. Musicianship be damned. Anyone who's concerts end in 15 minutes or less because there's too much carnage and human debauchery is A-OK in my book.

"World Ablaze" - Killswitch Engage. I'm digging the new stuff. It's definitely better than most of the stuff off "Alive or Just Breathing". If anyone wants the new Killswitch album, PM me and I'll hook you up on Soulseek.

Babs, you just gonna sit there and chop onions? Sarah, why are you using all your anytime minutes?

You are a girly man, not a burly man.

Snoop doing Deep Cover with Tyrone = Awesomeness

Charlie Murphy as Stinky is incredible.

Oh, THANK YOU CHAPELLE'S SHOW for that one.

This show is possibly the most offensive one in a long, long, long time.

Type O Negative's "Origin of the Feces" is the exception to this rule.

"Wolfen Tyranny" - Krisiun

I'll eat all of your pets.

Winter Bush is truly one of the greatest terms ever invented.

That was all Evans and you know it, JIBMO~!

"What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin' hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass." - Marsellus Wallace, "Pulp Fiction"

Coerce her into bed some how. When you're about to blow your load, whisper "I've got HIV." in her ear and watch the fireworks.