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I've been trying constantly to find the full Evolution theme by Motorhead with all the lyrics on Kazaa, but all I get is some stupid looped version of the song. Does anyone know where I can find the full theme?

Speaking of personal pic, this pic came from Molly's photo album.

Why should we even believe 1bullshit, anyway. You guys know full well that they're not always right.

Listerine is a mouthwash, not a lubricant I'll clarify that for you: [backstage after Survivor Series] Randy Orton and Batista are brushing their teeth. Randy reaches for his mouthwash, but realises it's out. Orton: Shit! I'm out of Listerine! Batista: Use that one over there, no one will ever know!. Orton: I'll just R'ko him. Orton uses it, then Batista finishes it. Suddenly a towel clad Bradshaw walks in! Bradshaw: What the Hell are you two little bastards doing to my listerine?! Bradshaw gets the baby oil out. Bradshaw: Who's first to get in that shower, bitches?! HHH walks in. HHH: Leave them alone-uh! They are good kids-uh! Besides how many times has Booker T used your Listerine-uh! Bradshaw: He never has, he knows better! HHH: Another push says he used it this time-uh! Bradshaw: That little bitch! Bradshaw drops his towel and runs into the shower. Bradshaw knocks the soap out of Booker's hand. Bradshaw: You should really pick that up, somebody could get hurt. Booker T: Sure... As Booker bends over to pick it up, well it writes itself here. Suddenly, a scream is heard throughout the arena. ...SUCKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Does anyone know where I can find transcripts of Bobby Knight's profanity-laden halftime speech? I can't seem to find it, anywhere.

Evolution is a small weinie.

Evolution uses Ben Gay cream.

Good. It looks like Kurt will be going to Wrestlemania 20, after all. *Crosses fingers in hopes for an Angle/Benoit ME at WM XX*

Here my prediction for RAW. Since HHH lost to Goldberg again tonight, despite the fact he got his shoulder up at the last second, HHH will get a rematch tommorrow night on RAW. One of two things will happen then. 1.Since Kane beat Shane, he'll probably challenge for the World Heavyweight Title. He'll interfere in the rematch between Goldberg & HHH, chokeslam the ref, causing the match to get thrown out. Then he'll attack both HHH & Goldberg, and then he'll grab the World Title and raise it up in the air, signaling that he wants a title shot at Armaggeddon. 2.HHH will get his rematch, and win the World Title back as a reward for his "genorous" jobbing. Oh, that, and he'll cut a long, boring, 60 minute promo, telling everyone how great he is. There's my prediction for RAW, tommorrow night. Your thoughts?

Yeah, and since when has the WWShit ever done that.

Well, looks like Austin's going to Smackdown.

Orton's gonna win, I'm calling it.

I wonder wHHHo is booking this crap.

I think he should change his music. Maybe he should come out to Fozzy's "Balls To The Wall". That should get his juices flowing. Who is booking Brock to be like this, anyway?

If I may correct you, Ray. The sign is entitled, "Pillman, don't work me".

^^ Oh shit....sorry fellas......I meant Vince and Sable.......didn't mean to scare you guys like that.....Stephanie was definitely not on tonight I apologize again for that Bad Loose Cannon. BAD! BAD BOY!

Can someone tell me why Brock has been jobbing ever since the fallout of No Mercy? He's 0-4, now.

So, the WWF Champion is now 0-4 since No Mercy. Gee, I can't help but wonder wHHHy.

Well, there goes Angle/Benoit for the WWF Title at Wrestlemania 20.

Wasn't Crash Holly on RAW once?

Brian Fucking Pillman!

Wait a minute? What do you mean Brock didn't deserve his MEGA push? The guy actually knows how to wrestle. He has an amatuer background. He's a former NCAA Heavyweight Champion. He has really florished on the mic, and in the ring. Not to mention he has a great character & personality. It's time to cut Brock some slack. Spoiler (Highlight to Read): WWE isn't amateur wrestling If you can't convert, that means crap. Oh please, what do you know? I think Brock HAS converted. He has the tools both in the ring, and on the mic. You just haven't been paying close attention. Weren't you the Shane Douglas fan? Yes, but I'm also a strong Brock Lesnar fan. Why, because the man took the ball when it was given to him, and has ran with it all the way up to right now where he is still running with the ball. Hate to tell you but he dropped the ball in some dog shit, stale car oil, mud, and vomit along the way. He hasn't delivered in the ring, buyrate-wise, or ratings wise. You being a Shane Douglas fan also doesn't help your credibility at all either. Well, that's strictly your opinion and you're entitled to it. But as for your claims, I'm sure that there are at least some people here that might disagree with you, not just me.

Wait a minute? What do you mean Brock didn't deserve his MEGA push? The guy actually knows how to wrestle. He has an amatuer background. He's a former NCAA Heavyweight Champion. He has really florished on the mic, and in the ring. Not to mention he has a great character & personality. It's time to cut Brock some slack. Spoiler (Highlight to Read): WWE isn't amateur wrestling If you can't convert, that means crap. Oh please, what do you know? I think Brock HAS converted. He has the tools both in the ring, and on the mic. You just haven't been paying close attention. Weren't you the Shane Douglas fan? Yes, but I'm also a strong Brock Lesnar fan. Why, because the man took the ball when it was given to him, and has ran with it all the way up to right now where he is still running with the ball.