Rawknight

There's a great Raven shoot promo where he goes to a weapons shop for new stuff to beat up Kaz with... it's in On The Road With Raven. oh and Taiga vs Annie = future fued goodness!

Didn't Thor have a problem with Swedes?

Can't wait to see the other tag title match if it was as scary close as i think it was.

VIOLENCE DISTRIBUTION NETWORK V D N Va'aiga. Dace Night. Two of the SWF's most feared competitors. A camera. I could go on describing the scene but you KNOW, dear reader, what you're about to get. Commence the shouting. Va'aiga: VDN in the house. Birmingham represent! North Island represent! All you mad motherfuckers in the World Whanau and those bad boys in the pit screaming Dace Fuckin' Night REPRESENT! I hope all you people watching at home got your eyes glued to the screen right now cos Da Maori got ta get a little something off his chest. Va'aiga takes a pause for breath. Dace stands impassive next to his tag partner. Va'aiga: Three things are about to kick off in the SWF. Three things are on my mind. Problem is they all tie together, so maybe it's time to get the big picture straight. See Toxxic, you're holding a couple of things in your possession that belong with the VDN. You got that little prize we're hunting called the SWF World Tag Team Championship. Rev-0. I got a problem with that. So come this big seasonal extravaganza we're holding we get a shot at taking that gold. Now YOU got a problem. How the hell with all your support, with all your experience, with all your... talent are you gonna stop The Maori Badass and Dace Fuckin' Night from running straight through you and putting the belts around the waists of THE most unstoppable force in pro wrestling today? Have a think, I'm getting' back to you later. Va'aiga makes the “I want the belt motion”. Dace nods in agreement. Va'aiga: Thing 2. Clusterfuck '08. 20 athletes. One prize. The SWF world title shot. Five former world champions, including Da Maori. Johnny Dangerous, we've crossed before. Tom Flesher, mad mat skills. The River Dragon Kibagami – my mouth waters at the challenge of going to war with the man with the Demonstar. Spike Jenkins – gone from my personal ceiling inspector to one of the hottest stars around. MANSON. Jay Hawke. Austin Sly. New talent like little Taiga – you asked for the baddest beasts in the fight, you might just get your wish. All that talent just better worry about TWO men. See when it gets down to it and that last sucka gets tossed, get your ass down to Vegas and bet on that Triple Threat being a handicap match with the VDN. Competition gets ta pay the PRICE. And poor poor luck on that sorry bastard who gets stuck with us. Cos we WILL put your head on that chopping block, Decap' your ass down and finish business between ourselves. Dace smiles and nods. Another pause. Va'aiga: And that brings me to point 3. From the Fire '08. Toxxic if you have any strength left, if you SURVIVE the beating you're gonna get at the hands of the VDN. Toxxic come From The Fire you're going to be face to face with one of the baddest men the sport has ever produced. Violence Distribution Network. Violence. We deliver. Pain. We deliver. Broken Bones. We deliver. Hospital bills. We DELIVER. Destruction. We DELIVER. Carnage. We DELIVER. The kind of in ring impact that makes your momma call you every morning and ask you, beg you, PLEAD WITH YOU to get the hell out of the wrestling business. We deliver. Don't matter if it's Va'aiga. Don't matter if it's Dace Night. All that matters is WE want the gold and YOU ARE GOING DOWN IN FLAMES! BOO-MOTHERFUCKIN-YAH! Dace Night: This interview is over.

Death to Virgin Media for they are nothing but ntl with a different logo. Evil money grabbing bastards. Hopefully I don't get cut off randomly again and can show this time.

Tag stats for the Violence Distribution Network are up

28th of November? Have to be a reduced match of somekind... what with that being MY F'N BIRTHDAY and all (though the party is on the 30th, Toxx)

Smarks Board Name: Rawknight Wrestlers Name: Va'aiga Nicknames: The Maori Badass, The Predator Height: 6'7" Weight: 348 lbs (Islander middle age takes its toll) Hometown: Rotorua, New Zealand (now resides in Sunnyvale, CA) Age: 37 Face/Heel: Badass face Stable: VDN with Dace Night Ring Escort: No - Dace and Va'aiga dno't come out for each other's matches generally. Weapon(s): Anything not nailed down. Va'aiga specialises in covering his forearmtape in something nasty (barbed wire, fire) and hitting The Lariat Quote: "If you're whanau of mine, throw the Shaka sign and shout BOO-YAH!" Looks: Imagine Samoa Joe, 6" taller with bigger arms, a bigger gut (do NOT dis' an Island Brother's puku, brah!) and with his arms and face covered in tribal tattoos. ACTUAL tattoos, not facepaint. Va'aiga wears white wrestling tape that covers his palms, wrists and forearms on both sides. Va'aiga's tights are half red, half black divided by a stylised white fern - the Maori flag. Va'aiga wears a boxer's entrance robe which is also styled after the flag. Ring Entrance: Smoke fills the entrance area as fires up. As Scribe's chorus gets mixed out the shouts of Savage fill the arena... PITO SUTE AUKILAGI! It's ain't good.. it ain't good... it ain't good 'cos you'll get jumped in my hood! ...and Va'aiga steps out of the smoke throwing the BOO-YAH! combination. Va'aiga walks down to the ring and steps through the ropes, tossing back his hood and throwing the Shaka sign to the crowd. Va'aiga casts his robe aside and warms up with a few more boxing steps and jabs. Stats: ¯¯¯¯¯ Strength: 7. If he was cloned, Va'aiga could suplex himself. Now that's a scary thought. Speed: 2. Good pace, NO acceleration. Va'aiga is a big lug, but once he gets moving he's hard to stop - even if it's HIM that wants to stop. Vitality: 8. And about 15 on the head. Kiwi mate! Charisma: 3. You'll not get much from Va'aiga except vague ramblings about his heritage, threats and BOO-YAH! Style: Force of nature! Va'aiga aims to overwhelm his opponents with power moves and strikes. He generally likes to keep fights standing as much as possible - on the mat his skills are somewhat basic. Somewhere between Samoa Joe and Hiroyoshi Tenzan, but with less mat time. Signature moves -Maoribomb: Back Suplex lift into an Inverted Powerbomb (Nick Berk's Berkulator) -Maori Drop: Fall Forward Slam (Mark Henry's World's Strongest Slam - but with some effort behind it) -BOO-YAH! Combination: Left jab, left jab, left jab, kiss the right fist, BIG right hook (and shout BOO-YAH!). The crowd traditionally counts ONE! TWO! THREE! BOO-YAH! in time with the punches. -Swiss Suplex: Half Straightjacket Half Nelson suplex. Va'aiga traps the victim's arm over his own throat then pins in in place with a half nelson (Claudio Castagnoli's Swi$$ Sleeperholding). From there Va'aiga falls backwards into a suplex -Rugby Tackle: Running Double Arm Tackle from any angle -Spear Tackle: Va'aiga lifts the victim up by both legs, inverts them and drops them in a heap. Can be a head drop. -Dangerous German Suplex -Dragon Suplex -Headbutt -Falling Headbutt Common moves -Punches -Punches from the mount (often follows the Rugby Tackle) -Forearm smashes -Shoulder Block -Kneelift -Yakuza Kick -German Suplex -Back Suplex -Release Vertical Suplex -Stalling Vertical Suplex -Exploder Suplex -Flapjack -Powerbomb (especially as a Huracanrana counter) -High Angle Bodyslam -Grounded Head Scissors Rare moves -Va'aiga Stinger: Half Straightjacket Burning Hammer (Mark Briscoe's Cuthroat Driver). Va'aiga traps the victim's arm over their own throat then lifts them by the trapped arm over his shoulders. Va'aiga then drops to a side dropping the victim on their head. The move that won the SWF World Title. -P.O.P. (Pohututia O Peketua - literally "Splash of [native] Frog"): Frog Splash. Traditionally set up with a Maori Drop into the corner. Lacks any range. The move that won the PAW world title. -Slingshot Plancha: Kane style - hoist yourself over the roeps and then fall out of the sky. Finishers: -THE LARIAT: Delivered running. Cruiserweights in the fed have an unnoficial competiton as to who can sell it best. Traditionally written with about 5 descriptive words and with several Os at the end like Japanese commentators call it (THE EVIL VICIOUS NASTY PSYCHOTIC INSTANT DEATH LAAAAAAAAARIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAATOOOOOOOOOOOO!). Tag Stats Name: Violence Distribution Network (VDN) Combined Weight: 608lbs Ring Entrance: The Juno Reactor remix of "Guilty" by Gravity Kills stats up as the entrance area fills with smoke. Red and White lights flash as Va'aiga and Dace step through, both taking slow walks to the ring. Va'aiga loosens up with a few phantom jabs as the pair enter the ring, Va'aiga casting aside his entrance robe. Dace and Va'aiga pose on opposite corners, the pair stare out into the crowd before Dace throws the horns and Va'aiga the Shaka sign. Signature Tag Moves -Sandwich Rugby Tackles -Double Team Spear Tackle -Forearm/German Suplex (either way round) -Torture Boston Crab (DN)/Punt kicks to the head (V) -Knee Lift (DN) to Running DDT (V) to Running Knee Drop (DN) -Yakuza Kick (DN)/Back Suplex (V) -BOO-YAH! Punch combo (V) alternated with Forearms (DN) Tag Finisher -The Decapitator (Inverted Powerbomb (V)/Axe Kick (DN))

Thank you Jay! Thankyouthankyouthankyou! Bailed my miserable ass out after my computer fan died on it's arse (and it took me 5 days to fix the fecking thing)

Sorry about the match being that short. Consider it ring rust. I was trying to go for the feel of a modern NOAH match, which is where the rampant no selling of everything comes in. I know a lot of people don't like that style of match (Mike) but i was going more for an accurate representation of the style than a match that made logical sense all over.

Join the only side that doesn't get you Lariatted OR...

We can write matches. Read the shows, find out. It's just people adapting to 'SWF style' of dragging 7 minute matches out into 10k of the floweriest language possible. Or, in the case of some, stretching 5.5K into forty-five minutes... I claim ring rust!

Standing against the mic in a recording studio, his hooded top pulled down over his face, Va’aiga is preparing, swaying in time with the dark beats that fill the studio. The Maori Badass nods to the recording engineer and he stops the loop. Va’aiga: OK Boys. Ya’ll prepped for this? I ain’t never been readier. Engineer: How the hell did you get the GZA to rop eats down for a pro wrestler anyways, big V? Va’aiga: Hey the Maori always has a couple of favours to pull in. Plus I get on well with Meth’. After all, he got a potload of royalties from me using Bring The Pain. Engineer: You ever smoked with the Meth’? I heard the guy gots deep tolerance for blunts. Va’aiga: Heh. I ain’t exactly the straight edge lifestyle, bro, and I ain’t gonna bitc if he smokes in my presence, but the Maori never touched bless. I don’t want the hunger, man, I eat enough already. Engineer: I hear ya. So ya’ll ready to do this? Va’aiga: Like I said - Ain’t never been readier.., The spoken intro leads in Va’aiga’s track, as the beat slowly begins to hit… Va’aiga: Yo it’s the Maori, mobbing one time with the G.Z.A, Shaolin Slums meets Pacifika style, hardcore on world tour, one time, Gizza hit tha’ beat… I told you all before not to mess with the power, Shouting on the mic’ try to put down the Maori, Run your mouth like you coming with the best skills on earth, Make me wanna smack you down, leave you deep in the turf, boy. Boo-yah (BOO-YAH!) is the battle cry, Tear a hole in your face, leave blood in your eyes, Ten years in the game taught me to channel my anger, Feelin’ it – my mana and my Maoritanga. Gained so much respect, got a hundred thousand followers, Call me the street fighter cos I’m the World Warrior, No truck with authority, I’mma natural born rebel, Gizzah pump the bass while I come through on the treble… All my brothers round the world Tell yo homeboys and yo girls Stand up now and be heard Y’all scream Boo-yah (BOO-YAH!) Tell my peoples back home That wherever I may roam All the victims they be knowin’ Of the Boo-yah (BOO-YAH!) Never need to carry guns, fist is like a shotgun, Y’all stand in the firing line, You gonna get dropped, son, Try to piss me off like as if you was the Joker, Colour drains from your face when you stare into the Moko, Open season on violence, you wanna get some? Toss you off my private beach like you was jetsam, Never touch the P or bless, I keep my mind sharp, I’m gonna drive my taped fist right through your cold heart, Don’t call my punk card, I ain’t gonna be your bitch, Slide into my world, call me out, You got a death wish? To face the Maori is to know the taste of defeat, Va’aiga on the mic while the Gizzah drops the hot beats… All my brothers round the world Tell yo homeboys and yo girls Stand up now and be heard Y’all scream Boo-yah (BOO-YAH!) Tell my peoples back home That wherever I may roam All the victims they be knowin’ Of the Boo-yah (BOO-YAH!) Bring it all down… Taku tape wai Va’aiga, kai hinihai koe! Kai a toa I te oa, kai ngaro kore! Naku I koe, tunga o te wa taku! I haerenge mai - mauri ora tino mataku!* HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! (fade out) * subtitles: My Name is Va’aiga, I will defeat you! I am champion of the world, I will not lose! I dare you to stand in front of me! I’m coming – be afraid!

Wrestlers Name: “The Maori Badass” Va’aiga Height: 6’ 8” Weight: 325 Hometown: Rotorua, New Zealand (now residing in Sunnyvale, CA) Age: 34 Face/Heel: Face Stable: None Ring Escort: None Weapon(s): Anything to hand. Mainly chairs. Quote: “BOO-YAH!” Looks: The most striking thing about Va’aiga’s look is the full set of tribal facial tattoos. He also has heavily tattooed arms. In the ring Va’aiga wears black tights with a silver fern running down the side, white wrist tape covering most of his forearms and black boots. Backstage Va’aiga tends to stick with designer sportswear, especially hooded tops. Ring Entrance: The electronic opening chords of “Raise Up” by King Kapisi fill the arena, with Va’aiga standing in the entrance area and as the bass hits pyro fires off in time… BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! Clap… BOOOOOM! Va’aiga throws back the hood on his entrance robe and begins walking down to the ring throwing phantom jabs like a boxer warming up. (Funyon stuff) The Maori steps into the ring and throws the Pacific handsign to the crowd before casting off his robe and doing the usual pre match wrestler stuff (checking the ropes, warming up with a couple of short runs across the ring etc) Stats: ¯¯¯¯¯ Strength: 7 (Capable of throwing around anyone) Speed: 3 (Massive explosive straight line speed, ZERO agility.) Vitality: 8 (Virtually impossible to shake with strikes, and a sufferer of Polynesian Stone Head Syndrome) Charisma: 2 (Va’aiga can’t open his mouth without shouting insults, and usually ends up booking himself into fights REALLY easily.) Style: Va’aiga is a strange mix of US power, brawling and the modern All Japan/NOAH King’s Road style. Imagine a cross between Monty Brown and Kenta Kobashi. Signature moves: The Maoribomb (Back Suplex Lift to Inverted Powerbomb – Nick Berk’s Berkulator. Note the opponent lands chest first, this ISN’T the Protobomb) The Maori Drop (Jumping Fall Forward Slam – Mark Henry’s World’s Strongest Slam, but crisper) The BOO-YAH! Punch Combo – Left jab, Left jab, Left jab, Kiss the fist, BIG Right Hook. The crowd chants along with this “ONE! TWO! THREE! BOO-YAH!” Two Rolling German Suplexes into something more head dropping High Angle Dragon Suplex High Angle German Suplex Sleeper Suplex Cobra Clutch Suplex Half Nelson Suplex Swiss Suplex (Suplex from a Swi$$ Sleeper. Trap the victim’s arm across his own throat, then pin it in place with a half nelson. Place the now free arm around the victim’s waist and fall backwards) Common moves: Headbutt Punch Forearm Smash High Angle Bodyslam Rib Breaker Vertical Suplex Belly to Back Suplex Side Belly To Belly Suplex Headbutt Drop Running Shoulder Block Rugby Tackle Body Scissors Head Scissors Rare moves: Frog Splash – Takes an age to set up, doesn’t have much distance and is god-awful ugly looking, but hell it’s a 325lb man landing on you. Slingshot Plancha – Grab the ropes, haul yourself over into the air and let gravity do the rest. Again not pretty, just effective. The Va’aiga Stinger – You have to have really, REALLY pissed off The Maori for him to use this. It’s an Arm Trap Burning Hammer (Mark Briscoe’s Cutthroat Suplex). Va’aiga has a tendency to leave people up in the rack a bit longer, so they get choked out, their back stretched AND dropped on their head. Finishers: THE LARIAT – Also known as the EVIL, VICIOUS, NASTY, PSYCHOTIC, HEAD CRUSHING, SOUL DESTROYING, YOU’RE STRUCK DOWN WITH FEAR, INSERT MORE ADJECTIVES HERE LAAAAAAAAAAAAARIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAATOOOOOOOOOO! You get the idea. Be creative! Notes: Va’aiga is the reigning PAW champion and carries his belt to the ring with him. This belt should be treated as having equal status to the SWF one he won, it’s part of the contract! (Of course heels can do it down for cheap heat) va’aiga has a short fuse, and will tend to get stupidly aggressive if people try to cheat on him. Oh and he considers roll ups cheating.

Thats emo. I like it. You want Emo? Hmmm let me use my random emo band name generator... My Miserable Girlfriend Our Shattered Lives My Dying Relationship My Miserable Life Our Dramatic Suicides Or just go with Demonstar. Even if it does sound like a more metal version of Fightstar, which is a bad thing.

Damnit 'Cas... makes my comment about wanting to watch WC take the title off J3 a bit redundant

If the straight edge sign is sXe... What IS the straight bread sign... i'd suggest lXl... two l representing the pureness of bread, and the X for the purity of emptiess between. Interestingly my lifestyle is jYe

Rommel could have made England apart of Germany. Nah Rommel's tanks. Operation Sealion would have been commanded by the German marines. Of course if the Austrian Painter hadn't got all petulant and started attacking civilian and industrial targets instead of continuing to bomb airfields, the Germans could have won the Battle Of Britain and gone on to conquer England... Cutting off our arms supplies to other parts of the Empire, meaning you colonials would have ended up as part of the Japanese Empire sooner or later.

Hey the WWE used the proctologist sketch twice... with the same punchline

OK here's my addition to the pile. One of the hottest fueds I was in was the Unholy Trinity/Boston Strangler vs Magnificent 7 fued. It lead to a few great matches, and to Va'aiga and Dace FINALLY ending J&R's tag title run. But it's more the set up I'm thinking about. Va'aiga with his usual grace and subtlety ran over the Mag 7 Limo in the Unholy Trinity Monster Truck (I THINK this was part of the entrance to TBS/Va'aiga/Dace vs Flesher/J&R). This left Ejiro and the Judge with only one thought on their mind. REVENGE. With great cunning, supreme stealth and suprising planning they commited the ultimate act of vengeance. They painted Spongebob Squarepants grafitti on the UT Truck.... as the Maori said in the promo.... SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS? Genius.

Hey guys showed this to Z and he advised me to cross post it. if you've been wondering here I've been, i've been having a ton of problems getting on here... but someone said "use a proxy" and here i am. You can read my whole attempt to lift the PAW world title at - http://www.insidepulse.com/ubbthreads/show...92924#Post96013 Warning - contains much Ngata with appaling grammar. ---------- Tyler Byrd: It makes me recognize that you’re nothing more than a man. The calm, sneering voice of the PAW World Champion draws in the first shot of this promotional video. A long shot of Va’aiga’s impressive form shot against a darkened, post-industrial background. Lighting effects pick out highlights on va’aiga’s massively tattooed biceps and his tree trunk like legs, clad in the familiar black and silver tights stand out against some dull grey piping behind him. Va’aiga smiles, almost sneering himself at Byrd’s comment as an instrumental mix of Method Man’s “Bring The Pain” – one of the Maori’s former theme music fades in, each quote perfectly placed on a hit off the bass beat. Tyler Byrd: Nothing more than a man. Cut to a clip of Va’aiga from his SWF days, Maori Dropping Wildchild, a dreadlocked cruiserweight into a huge stack of electrical boxes and wiring in a backstage area. As his Bajun victim lies prone and bleeding in the mess of equipment, the Maori turns away, snarling as his stablemate John Duran watches over. John Duran: There’s an Animal inside you! Cut back to the shot of Va’aiga in the metal wasteland, shown from slightly closer this time. Tyler Byrd’s voice again accompanies the scene. Tyler Byrd: Nothing more than a man. A second clip, this with a pre facial tattoo Va’aiga in a six man tag team match. With his three opponents and one of his team mates on the mat beneath him, the Maori runs towards the ring ropes and with an almighty heave he levers himself over the ropes and comes crashing down onto the pile, plancha style. Va’aiga is the first to stand and screams out to the crowd. Cyclone Comet: The Human Wrecking Ball! Cut back for a third time to the Maori posing. Tyler Byrd: Nothing more than a man. This time we cut to Va’aiga signaling the death knell for a massive 7 foot wrestler, Silent. The gothic one is trapped in an inverted facelock, and Va’aiga strains to lift him, before hoisting the massive frame of his victim over his shoulder, sitting out into the MDII-Beta style PACIFIC DRIVER! Va’aiga remains seated with a sick grin crossing his face as his opponent clutches at his neck. Suicide King: He is the Career Ender! Close in again on the Maori, so now there’s only Va’aiga in shot and very little of the background now visible. Va’aiga’s face now inscrutable, allowing his massive body to cast any opinions you may form of him. Tyler Byrd: Nothing more than a man. A blonde cruiserweight with “MVS” in large letters up his tights is stood, shaken in the middle of the ring. Va’aiga is stalking him, weighing up the right time to strike, crouched in position and slowly shuffling to take the right angle. As Van Siclen turns to face where he Maori is looking, Va’aiga springs into action, rushing across the ring and FLATTENING his opponent with one of his NASTY EVIL VICIOUS LETHAL HEAD TAKING, BONE BREAKING, THAT’S A REAL INJURY, THAT AIN’T FAKING LAAAAAAAAAARIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAATOOOOOOOOOOOS. Axis: The Ultimate Predator! A three-quarter shot of the Maori this time, his arms now folded. Tyler Byrd: Nothing more than a man. A REALLY early clip of Va’aiga’s career, as the old pale blue ring ropes show this is a GFWA clip from nearly 10 years ago. The debonaire good looks of “Livewire” Sean Casey are rather spoiled by the trail of blood running down his face from a headwound – a wound which only gets worse as the Maori Badass smashes a steel chair over his head twice in very quick succession. Johnny H: Violence at it’s finest! Cut back to Va’aiga, arms still folded as you can now only see his upper body. The development of Va’aiga’s traps, pecs and of course the ever important Lariat muscles in his arm is that which a fully professional body builder would be proud of. Tyler Byrd: Nothing more than a man. Clip from about 5 years ago this time as Va’aiga is just making his start in the SJL. The Maori stares down his future rival from across the Tasman Straits, Crow. Surrounded by the confines of a steel cage, the Maori grabs his antipodean opposition and slings the smaller man HARD into the steel mesh. As Crow staggers away backwards, the Maori grabs his long hair and smashes him into the cage five times rapidly, grinding the Aussie’s forehead into the wire. Edwin MacPhisto: Aggression in human form! A close up this time of Va’aiga’s face, the Maori’s expression slightly hard to read, but giving off the “calm before the storm” vibe he has perfected in his rare moments of pure calm. Tyler Byrd: Nothing more than a man. Va’aiga this time is standing in the middle of the familiar PAW ring, looking with disdain at a staggering, bloodied Adam Anarchy. The Maori is CLEARLY not happy that one of his previous pinfall attempts has been kicked out of, and he draws back an arm, rebounds off the far ropes and comes CRASHING into the Anarchist with a VICIOUS, EVIL, NASTY, YOU BRING ABOUR DISORDER, I BRING ABOUT DISMEMBERMENT, SCREAMING, STEAMING, LEAVES YOU LOOKING AT THE CEILING LAAAAARIIIIATOOOOOOO! Anarchy does his highlight video flip and a half sell on it and lands face down on the canvas and Va’aiga drops to pin. Richard Gozinya: The well over 300lb, near 7 foot Monster! Va’aiga’s face again, this time scrunched up, ready to shout… Tyler Byrd: Nothing more than a man. Va’aiga: Byrd – you’re building your own gallows. All it needs is someone to bring The Lariat. BOO-YAH! And the credits roll… GFWA Footage copyright GWA-Omega Enterprises 1998. Used with permission. SJL, SWF footage, copyright The SWF Inc 2001 - 2003. Used with permission. PAW footage, copyright PAW Inc 2005. Va’aiga. Tyler Byrd. World Heavyweight Championship. GENOCIDE ’06.

Chris Card himself might call Natasha a daft bint if she did something stupid. And was wearing some form of testicular protection. On accents Card can slip freely between a refined Nottingham accent (not like he's going to call people duck or end every sentance with "innit?") and a North American one, because he's spent his entire wrestling career based in Canada.

Rumble skills (brawling, hardcore, power, strong style and shoot fighting): KOJI: 70,74,67,83,85 Chris Card: 65,73,72,80,90 Natasha: 21,35,10,25,35 Technical skills (mat work, chain wrestling, submissions): KOJI: 89,93,82 Chris Card: 94,92,88 Natasha: 30,15,7 Flying skills (aerial abilities, flashiness): KOJI: 93,95 Chris Card: 65,40 Natasha: 50,60 Sportz Entertainment (microphone, charisma, acting, looks, and superstar quality): KOJI: 25,87,82,84,81 Chris Card: 98,99,90,78,90 Natasha: 92,95,88,100,90 Performance skills (wrestling basics, psychology, safety, consistancy, selling): KOJI: Chris Card: 95,99,93,90,90 Natasha: 55,35,96,91,99 Physical skills (athleticism, toughness, stamina): KOJI: 95,75,90 Chris Card: 78,82,73 Natasha: 85,20,37 Extra shit (intensity, resilience, sitffness, menace, refereeing): KOJI: 65,74,80,40,65 Chris Card: 65,70,75,70,50 Natasha: 65,20,35,5,50 Backstage skills (business, booking, respect): KOJI: 20,5,50 Chris Card: 99,85,75 Natasha: 80,86,75

Three days solid drinking....... aaah my head........ Spike - you had 3K written? Tack a rollup on it and send. ALWAYS SEND SOMETHING! jXe - Mo' Beer Mo' Drugs Mo' Sex

And a Milky Way in Europe is a 3 Muskateers bar in the states.