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I too have to question Ghetto's banning. He wasn't trolling. He was expressing his thoughts in a clear manner almost everytime he presented them. And for the past few days, all his complaints at Tom had been directed in the Site Feedback folder: the place where feedback on matters about the site should be addressed. It may have been a little annoying near the end, but I certainly don't think it was banworthy. All Ghetto was looking for was two words from Tom. "I'm sorry." He didn't get them. He tried to press on until he WOULD get them so the issue could be dropped. Then, he was banned. I don't really agree with it.

....... ....... .......what the hell gave you that idea? *scratches balls* But I suppose....if it would save the world..... Eh, there was a poster a couple months ago called NY Fox that was a girl, so I figured she just got her name changed. Are you sure you're a guy? Well, it could just be that my ovaries enlarged, moved between my legs, and tied a rope at the end. But at this point, I'm fairly certain I'm a guy. A guy that should be saved for the future.

....... ....... .......what the hell gave you that idea? *scratches balls* But I suppose....if it would save the world.....

*reminds Hoff where he is and then watches him die again of starvation* No problem. You don't even need to eat the brains of the witty posters around here. Just eat Damaramu's br..... .....uh...... ......well, I think Drury's brain is fi..... .....shit..... ......why not just go for Charlie Ward's brai..... ......damn, Hoff, looks like you're shit out of luck for now.

Yes, Victoria is very pretty and all but.....how did this thread get off-topic? This is about Trish playing a 50-year-old black woman. Save your off-topic discussions for another place.

!!!!!! Ah, shit. Goddammit Goodear, look what you did. I hope you're HAPPY!!

OHHHHHHHH! Blandy Orton! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..... .....meh.

Trish should forget about her aching corns, her troublemaking boy Marvin, and stick her size-9 up Christian's behind. I'll tell you one thing: Mollycita won't be happy about these developments.

So..... Foley's coming to Raw. At least it's something we haven't seen before.

I'm here. Don't you worry. OMG~!~!ITS MICK FOLEY SMAKLMSKAMSKM!! AND RANDYO RTON QEQEW~!@@MK!!!! Thank God I'm here to contribute to the Raw thread. About damned time... What's the excuse this time? he didn't want to miss the stunning finale of My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance Eh, it was underwhelming. I already posted my thoughts about that But look!! IT'S MICK FOLEY!! BLACKE YE PLL:L:AS:ASASPO!!! Is this supposed to get anybody in the crowd excited? Anybody at home excited for this feud? What exactly IS the purpose of this interview and why is it any better than Foley pounding on Orton to get revenge tonight? Because, to be honest, this interview is as boring as the beatdown so far.

I'm here. Don't you worry. OMG~!~!ITS MICK FOLEY SMAKLMSKAMSKM!! AND RANDYO RTON QEQEW~!@@MK!!!! Thank God I'm here to contribute to the Raw thread.

I didn't enjoy that ending as much as I hoped to. The minor problem was that I thought more of Randi's reaction to the fact that Steve was an actor should have been shown. That was one of the big blowoffs of the entire season and, either at the wedding or by confessional, we should have seen much more of her reaction. However, the bigger problem with the final angle was the fact that the family was so detestable. How can you be happy about the fact that this family just received $500,000 despite the fact that everyone, with the exception of the father, were absolute assholes throughout the entire process? The siblings snubbed their sister, the mother WALKED AWAY when Randi attempted to explain to her what the prank was about.....and these people were rewarded for their terrible conduct? This angle worked with Joe Schmo because people WANTED him to succeed. They genuinely liked to see the fact that he got the money and was so thrilled over it. This doesn't work with the Coy family simply because they proved to be so dislikable and unsupportive as a family (despite what Steve said - you don't keep ignoring your sister/daughter, then sob desperately at her wedding) I did feel good for Randi because, after all the stuff she had to deal with, she DID deserve the money. Plus, at the end, she really did look like she went through this ordeal to help her family with their financial situations. But I couldn't find myself to be happy for her family, and that's a shame.

Christ, Ward, this is terrible. I'm actually embarrassed for you.

On behalf of my feces, I thank you. We both trianed long and hard for this event, and to see it all pay off is truly special. And of course, a heartfelt thank you to our sponsors at Del Monte. Without them, none of this would even be possible. I'd like to point out that Hoff's poop is in question after a laxative was found in his locker. An investigation is pending. Eh, the result would be the same either way. Diarrhea > Bring Back Charlie Ward

Hoff's poop > You The battle of the two shits came a little close, but Hoff's chunks of corn were enough to put him over the top.

Tom, you haven't used one of these in a few hours: Starting to get the shakes yet?

Nope. I didn't get a PM. So I'm going to assume the PM feature doesn't work, which means I am still free to air my grievances here. So let me get my notes ready and here we go.... Tom sucks.

So.....uh......does it work?

So how many bottles of water did you wind up having to hand out today?

See the reply I just posted to CWM. Those threads were not closed arbitrarily. Once again, I don't understand the Paris Hilton closing. The last two posts were you and Ghettoman exhanging words. Before that..... Before that post.... Before that, we had a grand total of 5 off-topic posts with the stretch initially started by you telling Ghettoman he was much more useful being suspended (i.e. Flaming outside of the flaming folder. But I suppose this is one of those "perqs"). Finally, before that post... And For the most part, the thread remained on-topic. Yet, there were several barbs in your direction and suddenly the topic was out of control and needed to be closed. Why? People were still talking about Paris Hilton! The video was still being talked about. Bifeverchad even asked a few posts before the closing where the entire video can be downloaded from! There was no reason for the thread to be closed. Despite the arguing between you and Ghettoman, with the occasional off-topic comments thrown in from Spicy and EQ, people were still talking about Paris. Which is what the topic was about. So why was it closed?

In the past month, I'm aware of you closing three threads: -The Rawmvp thread -The Paris Hilton thread -The Anti French-Sentiment thread Three threads in less than a month. Two of which should not have been closed in the first place. I'm not even going to go into the amount of threads you may have locked in 2003. Perhaps this is why some get the idea if you being somewhat of a dictator on this board.

The worst case of this: The initial locking of Rawmvp's thread. Tom, do you mind explaining why the thread was closed in the first place? Because I still don't remember ever hearing of an explanation for it. I know YOU didn't like it....I know YOU thought it was stupid....I know YOU thought it had run its course.....but where was the reason for closing it, besides your opinion that the topic sucked? I know you said the other posters calling for a closing was the driving force behind your decision but come on, we both know that wasn't it. Anybody that read those comments could see that they were designed to get under Rawmvp's skin. But you used that as a weak excuse and we never really found out the real reason behind the locking. So what was it? Did it just have to do with that you found it the epitome of stupidity on the board, so you thought it was mandatory to show an exercise of power? Or was there ACTUALLY a justified reason for it? And while explaining that, could you explain why the Paris Hilton thread was closed as well? Besides Ghettoman, the people that commented to you also included their thoughts on Paris in the same post. So it's not like the thread was wildly off-topic. Why was that one closed as well?

I don't see the big deal. Many people have had sex with Sarah Jessica Parker before.

Trish could also be a popular marketing symbol as well. ....... *COMMERCIAL* Mom: Kids, I made you some pancakes. Hurry up and eat or you'll miss the bus. Kid #1: These pancakes suck! Kid #2: Yeah mom, they suck almost as much as your cookies! Mom: *gasp* KIDS!! Honey, say something to them. Dad: Kids, we made a deal. We would never tell your mom how terribly dry and tasteless her pancakes are. Now shove that trash into your mouth so you can get out of this suffocating house. Both kids: NO! *Trish walks in, her hips shaking and her braids scattering over her face* Trish: Honey, I gots the perfect answer for your problems, suga. Try my maple syrup! Dad: Maple syrup?! Trish: Why, of course, sweetcakes. I use da finest ingredients dis side of the Mississippi. It's all fortified with those vitamins and stuff that will make your bones hard and really STICK to yo' ribs! Try some, will ya?! *Kids squeeze the syrup onto their pancakes* Kid #1: Mmmm....these are great. Kid #2: It's like there's an orgy in my mouth, and it's all thanks to Trish. Dad: Wow honey, this syrup almost makes your cooking taste good. Mom: Trish, I can't thank you enough. Where can I buy this magical product? Trish: Girl, between me and you, "Trish's Bootylicious Syrup" is sold at the nearest supermarket between you. *JR walks on screen* JR: And by gawd, if you buy Trish's Bootylicious Syrup, you get a free bottle of JR Barbecue Sauce. It's enough to make you stand up and scream "SLAP A BIB ON ME CAUSE I'M READY TO SHOVE DELICIOUS, BARBECUED RIBS IN MY MOUTH, BY GAWD!! WHAT A MARINADE!!" Mom: Syrup for breakfast......barbecue sauce for dinner.....you WWE superstars really are something! Have you considered starting your own football league?! *Everyone laughs* Trish: Girl, you are the living end!! Tell your hubby he can be my baby's daddy anytime!! Mom: Thanks again, Trish! ......Just imagine the kind of money they could get from "Trish's Bootylicious Syrup"

What has been lost in this so far is the fact that some $MONEY MATCHES$ can be grown from these angles. WrestleMania is coming up......there are some crossover matches happening.....let's make the biggest one of them all!! TRISH VS SABLE -Oh Joy, it's over Playboy! RAW: *Trish is sitting on her plastic-covered couch in the locker room. She's braiding her blond hair with multi-colored Jamaican beads, allowing them to flow down her neck. Her purple, flower-adorned dress makes full notice of the fact that she is wearing a DD cup. She pushes her breasts together, then wipes the top of her brow. She pulls out a paper fan and starts waving it in her face, relieved at the appearance of a cool breeze. Eric Bischoff walks into the room and Trish gets a wide smile on her face* Trish - Oh lordy, Mr. Bischoff, how you be darlin? Bischoff - Fine, er Trish, we have a problem. Trish - A problem? Oh suga, I hope it ain't serious. Bischoff - It may be, a little bit. Trish - Oh god, what can it be? I.....boy, is it hot in here? It feels hot in here. Look at me, sweatin like a pig. Man, I feel like I be sweatin Crisco or somethin. Boy, it just like when I grew up back in Alabama. I get up in the mornin, around a quarter after five, to milk the cows. I walk to the farm and the sun be risin, oh lordy, it was hot. That sun be beatin on my brow fo sure. Well, I go to milk the cow and sometimes, the milk come out all nice and creamy, ya know? But sometimes, the milk be all sour like sumthin spooked them cows or somethin over the night. I don't know, it was like a mystery or sumthin. Well, one night, I wanted to see what spooked them cows. So I dressed up like a chicken and sat in the barn. Boy, then I.... Bischoff - Trish. No. We'll talk about that later, sweetie. Trish - Oh Bischoff, you such a good cracka, you know dat? Bischoff - Thanks, sugar dumpling. Anyway, the problem has to do with Hugh Heffner. I called him about you wanting to do Playboy.... Trish - Oh sweet Jesus, I sure do want to do that there Playboy. I think it would be good for the rasslin business if there was a black wrestler in there posin for pretty pictures. Lord, imagine if I wore those cornrows and put them over my sweet boobies. It'd be sweet, baby. Bischoff - Well, see, Hugh said he's not interested right now. He found some other WWE woman to be in Playboy. Trish - Other woman? He be trippin, boy! What did that ol' wrinkly grape say? Bischoff - Well, he asked Sable to pose in Playboy. Trish - Sable? That skank with the plastic nose and the stick up her big ol' tight BUTT? Does Hugh know what he's missin with me not there? Bischoff - I tried telling him about your succulent posterior, but he said he wasn't interested. Trish - Oh lord, I'm gonna have to go convince him then. With bad corns and all....oh lord, my feet ache. My old, creaky knees just ain't what they used to be. But I gonna go see Hugh soon and show him exactly what brought all the boys to Montgomery back in the day. Boy, this Jell-O costed a pretty penny back then. Bischoff - I can imagine. *licks lips* Trish - But first, I gonna carve me a piece of that skank ass on Smackdown. Eric, I be seein you later. *Trish slowly lifts herself off the couch* Oh boy, I gots to get me that new Ab-Flex or somethin. Gots to be workin out, get back to my fightin weight. Bischoff - Wait, Trish, before you go, can I get a kiss? Trish - Oh, of course, my sweetie pie with vanilla frosting. *Trish grabs Bischoff and gives him a forceful kiss. His body seems to be getting lost in her massive mumu, but telling from his face, he's clearly enjoying it. Finally, Trish pushes him in the couch to the sounds of crinkling plastic. She walks out of the room as the camera zooms in on Bischoff with a big smile on his face* Bischoff - .....*sigh*......I just never tasted gumbo quite so delicious. ......... .........just WHAT will happen when "Woman of the South" Trish Stratus encounters Sable? You DON'T want to miss this!