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I found this joke script to be pretty funny The Matrix Revolutons: The Abridged Script While some of the "plot holes" this guy points out WERE explained, I did laugh at some of the lines in this thing. And one part that really made me think: Spoiler (Highlight to Read): INT: The Hammer. Jada Pinkett Smith is PILOTING. She is an AWESOME pilot. The OTHERS in the ship note this loudly and often in SURPRISE, even though they've KNOWN her for YEARS. JADA PINKETT SMITH Hey boys, go fire at those Sentinels that are chasing us. LAURENCE FISHBURNE But I thought we didn't have any weapons against the machines other than the EMP. At least that's what Carrie-Anne told Keanu in the first movie. JADA PINKETT SMITH (shrugs) That is a pretty big plothole, unless I'm forgetting something here....

Ugh, took me FOREVER to beat the Big Show using Rey Misterio in an Exhibition Match. I did my best not to use any weapons, and it probably took me about a dozen times - spread over 3 or 4 days - to finally do it. He must have kicked out of 4 619's in that match, at least. If you want another serious challenge, try that.

MODESTO, Calif. (AP) - Scott Peterson told his mistress he was a widower the same day he bought the boat that provided his alibi when his pregnant wife vanished two weeks later, a police officer said Thursday. Detective Allen Brocchini testified that Scott Peterson bought the fishing boat Dec. 9. Peterson's mistress, Amber Frey, said she had asked Peterson that day whether he was married, Brocchini said. While Brocchini did not link the two events, he provided the pieces of a puzzle prosecutors are assembling to show Peterson was plotting the demise of his wife Laci weeks before he returned from a Christmas Eve fishing trip and reported her gone. Brocchini testified on the sixth day of a hearing to determine if Peterson will stand trial on murder charges in the deaths of his wife and unborn son. Peterson, 31, could get the death penalty. The officer also testified Thursday that officers found a loaded .22-caliber gun in Peterson's pickup truck, providing the first hint that Peterson owned a weapon. Police have not disclosed how Peterson's wife and unborn son were killed, and the autopsy results are sealed. Detectives said they took the gun from Peterson's pickup on Christmas Eve before taking him to police headquarters for an hour-long videotaped interview. They said Peterson called police on his cell phone an hour after he was returned home, asking if they had taken the gun. Brocchini said police confirmed that they had. Before Brocchini's testimony, defense attorney Mark Geragos told Judge Al Girolami that he recently discovered the FBI conducted closed-circuit TV surveillance of Peterson's home after his wife disappeared. Geragos said he will subpoena the FBI for copies of the tape. Brocchini said he arrived at the Peterson house about four hours after Laci Peterson's stepfather reported her missing to police. The detective described Scott Peterson as cooperative, saying the fertilizer salesman never told him to leave or get out of the house. Much of the hearing has focused on a single hair wrapped in a pair of pliers found in Peterson's boat, which was stored in a warehouse. Prosecutors maintain the strand came from Laci Peterson. Peterson was arrested in April, not far from the Mexican border. He was carrying $10,000 and his brother's driver's license, and had dyed his hair blond. His arrest came days after the bodies of his wife and unborn son surfaced in San Francisco Bay about three miles from where he said he was fishing on the day before Christmas. 11/06/03 22:23 © Copyright The Associated Press. All rights reserved. The information contained In this news report may not be published, broadcast or otherwise distributed without the prior written authority of The Associated Press.

Possibly about once a week, I have this really short dream right after I fall asleep. I'm walking on the sidewalk, and I just trip and fall. Right before I hit the ground, I wake up. It's not that the dream is weird but that I have dreamed it so much. We're talking about maybe 100 times or more I've had this dream over the years, and I always wonder if it means something or not. Last night, I had a dream I was walking up the block to my house when I saw the front door opened. I looked in and I saw two guys walking out with a piano (strange, because I don't have a piano). They told me they had to take it for cleaning. I knew they were bullshitting so I ran down some stairs and back outside. My dad was standing in front of the house and I told him there were people upstairs taking stuff. He yelled at me, asking how I could let them in. He went upstairs, and a second later, one of the robber's heads rolled right at my feet. Weird..... And of course, two nights ago, I had the ol' dream where a girl grabbed my balls and bent down, ready to give me oral. But, as many good dreams ago, it ended before it should have. Didn't have a wet dream or anything, but had a hell of a boner. TIDBITS ABOUT DREAMS: Learned from my Psychology class last year that, in actuality, an individual dream lasts a total of 1/100 seconds before going straight to the next one. The only time you actually remember a dream is when you wake up during it, without giving the dream a proper conclusion. Now that you have woken up, the brain acts as if it was a fairly long, drawn-out dream when it actually was 1/100 of a second. If you go to sleep right after the dream, you will most likely forget it, because your brain hasn't had time to take the dream out of your immediate short term memory and store it. This is why you might remember you had a dream during the middle of the night, but can't remember what it was at all. As far as the brain is concerned, it pretty much threw out any specifics of it. Only if you stay up for a few hours after you woke up - allowing it to cement in your memory - , or actually wrote the dream down, will you remember what it was about.

^ - Just had to say that was one of the most intelligent posts I've read here in a long time. More logical thinking was done here than the entire Matrix series which, I completely agree, was hurt by the revelation in the second one that, in fact, 99% of the people actually LIKE the Matrix. Again, just had to say that was a great post.

During the 2000 election mess, I had a dream that George Bush walked up to me in my school library and asked if all the votes in Florida had been tallied yet. I told him I didn't know, he thanked me, and then walked away. Yeah, pretty strange....

Yep. EDIT: Nevermind. Saw what you were replying to.

He actually WON the Royal Rumble in 1999. Vince/Austin at St. Valentine's Day Massacre Vince & Shane/Austin - Ladder Match - King of the Ring 99? THE ULTIMATE McMahon EgoFuck: Rock/Taker/Kane vs. Vince/Shane/Triple H - King of the Ring 2000? Vince/Triple H - Armageddon 1999 -Vince McMahon is not above putting himself in the Main Event of a Pay Per View. Sure, these were top angles that he was taking part in, but it's still ridiculous that the owner of the company, a 50-something year old through all these matches, is also given the Main Event spot in these Pay Per Views. I'm 90% sure Vince/Taker will be the Main Event of Survivor Series. Logically, think about it. If Vince buries Taker in the middle of the PPV, then what? We're going to spend 20 minutes watching them dig up Taker again only to see *GASP* he has disappeared? Or are we going to carry on with the next match, as if nothing is going wrong? They need to put that match last, so the aftermath won't have to be dealt with on live PPV, but seen on Smackdown instead. It's sad, but true.

If the end of the movie is what I heard the end of the movie was, then yes, the ending will suck huge balls. Either way, going to see it at IMAX on Friday. I didn't particularly hate Reloaded, so it wouldn't bother me if this movie was on the same level.

Willie Randolph takes over as bench coach, Lee Mazzilli becomes the third base coach, and Luis Sojo is the new first base coach. Any other 80s NY legends the Yankees are missing? Darryl Strawberry is definitely a New York legend and.....wait, he wouldn't exactly be good for their image, would he?

*sees obligatory Mattingly/sideburns joke has been done* Damn. *walks out*

Have to agree. The stuff with the immediate family was nice, and I loved the ending with all of them reading his final article. But the rest of the episode, with the grandparents and the funeral guests was just....unnatural. It didn't seem like it belonged with the episode at all. But all in all, I have to say that the situation was handled nicely tonight, and that's all you can ask for. But now ABC has to keep the tears flowing by putting According to Jim right after. How depressed do they want their TV watchers to be tonight?

........beautiful ending.

Not all of the humor is bad. I liked the conversation between Katey and her two daughters in bed. It was sad, poignant, humorous, and respectful all at the same time. It didn't feel forced. It was the right kind of humor that was a testament to John. But the thing with Putty at the funeral felt like it was written in there just to get some sort of forced, minor laugh. The daughter/kid exchange on the couch too felt forced. And I think some of the bickering between the grandparents was meant to provide a minor, little sense of comic relief - but it's just tons more annoying than anything else. Humor can work in this episode. But in certain doses. In other doses, it's falling right on its face.

See. That was a nice, sad, poignant, heartwarming part of the episode and a testament to Ritter's actual humor. Unfortunately, it's been the only nice, heartwarming part of the episode so far tonight. The addition of the grandparents, and their constant bickering, is hurting this episode though.

This whole "semi-comedy" thing isn't working out so well. If you're going to do a sad, poignant episode, stick to that. Don't throw in unfunny bits with the daughter/the kid on the couch and Putty throwing unfunny lines out there. I doubt anybody watching is really in the mood to laugh and, again, these lines aren't funny!! Just honor John, if that's what you intend to do. Save the unfunny comedy for the rest of the episodes.

How, exactly? Three ways tend to be worse than regular matches, and you are adding a guy that brings NOTHING to the table. Well, you're forgetting the eternally impressive Sit-Out Powerbomb. Not to mention.......

Shane: Kane....you thought it was Undertaker that set flames to your parents' funeral home all those years ago? It was me Kane. I poured the gasoline. I set off the bombs. It was me all along, Kane !! BOO YA!!! JR: AW, SONUVA BITCH!!!!

It wasn't John Heidenrich's fault. Little Johnny is to blame. Get it. Little Johnny!!! Ah, how I love creativity.

At least they found 2 wrestlers that can really get the crowd's attention back. Idiots.....they should have saved Garrison Cade for such an important job.

Bischoff: RANDY ORTON!!! Austin: *GASP* The guy with the cowboy hat is back?? Bischoff: Uh, Steve, that was Bob. Austin: Yeah? And who's this? Bischoff: Randy. Austin: The guy with the cast? Bischoff: No, that was Bob again. This is Randy, the son. Bob's his father. Austin: Randy? JR: STEVE, HE'S A BLUE CHIPPER BY GAWD !!! WATCH OUT!! Austin: His son? Oh, interesting....*drinks beer* *reads his book* walks away* Bischoff: Yep. His son. *watches Austin leave* *combs hair* *walks away* JR: OH......ORTON!! *orgasm*

Man, you know what would be amazing and unexpected? If somebody's signature was signed in blood.

Hear that clapping? The fans are inspired. The two fans in the front are going crazy ! They are dying to see Jindrak and Cade achieve their dream. What superstars WWE has built.....what SUPERSTA......wait, nevermind. They were calling the popcorn vendor over. False alarm.

Argh, god damn acronyms. So when Rosey uses the acronym SHIT, he's not talking about the show, then? Hmmmm.....