Uh, FYI usually means you're gonna tell us something we don't know. FYI = For Your Information. Just sayin', for future reference, homie.
Also, decent show tonight.
Finlay vs. Palumbo was pretty fuckin awesome.
Punk vs Morrison was also good.
Everything else was cool, and the women's match was decent.
Let me tell you somethin' about drinking and driving...
That shit is FUN! What you need to do at night is grab you a 40oz, get on the freeway and punch it to 85, and turn off the lights! Boy, that shit will bug you out!
I've been in jail a few times with people pissing in the corner and fighting and all that shit. It's pretty fuckin' horrible.
Being locked up is a unique experience. You meet all kinds of interesting people in there.
Good that you made it out with no injuries or diseases, though. Glad to have you back around here.
The character of her late husband? Didn't she say Davey Boy used to drug her and analy rape her while she was passed out, among other crazy fucking awful things that he did to her?
When I'm fresh, dressed, like a million bucks, ready to go out the fucking door. And then I get a stain on my shirt that came from God knows where, so I gotta go reassess my gear for the evening. That shit pisses me off.
He can be really good, or really shitty. It depends on the song.
Now, this video? Holy shit. I want an entire album of Tech doing drunken cover songs now.
I'm pretty sure it was because she was a virgin.
The big BUTT shit was right before she left, I think.
I just want everybody to keep in mind that niether of them had to have thier heads shaved. They could refuse, and either quit or get fired.
There's way worse things that mofuckers do on wrestling shows besides get thier heads shaved.
I just yell, "GREEN!!!" really fucking loud while looking straight ahead, like I would if a deer was darting out in front of us, I'd yell, "DEER!!!".
It usually freaks people out for a split second, then they start driving. Try it, it works.
Cedar Point is about 60 miles from Cleveland. It's a good park, check that out if you want.
Otherwise, try to find Bizzy Bone and smoke some crack with him.