rising up out of the back seat-nuh

Depends where I fuck you. If it's in the mouth, then yes.

I'm clean. Trust me. BWAHAHAHA! Now You have chavitis! Schmuck...

Well, he said he was dumb...

Down at the other end of the UK, Bowies been anounced for the Isle of Wight festival too. I might risk a ferry over there to catch him.

I probably wouldn't have known who she was if not for the Outkast song. Maybe I should testify...

If there was a folder for crap threads, the last five pages of this one would go in it...

Mines down to halfway between my ears and my neck. It used to be a lot longer, but I got bored the other day and cut it all off. Luckily I have the face to pull it off. So to speak....

God damn, this thread turned into a barrel full of suck...

Hooray!

No, it really wouldn't. People will get stuff for free, whatever it is. Didn't they show that alternative music had a higher rate of downloads than pop, anyhow?

Boo fucking hoo. Go get some popcorn or a drink while the commercials are on. Find something else to do. Make out with your girlfiend. Masturbate. Whatever. Just find something else to do. Everything will be alright, I promise. What pay $10 for water down soda and stale popcorn? No way in hell! I was thinking about bringing in a laser pointer to annoy the hell out of the person working the projector. Instead of making out with your girlfried or wanking? Dude, get a mojo!

People stop believing. Desperate times call for desperate measures, like haikus.

I've missed out on a months worth of posts, and I'm not happy. Now Rico has more than me, and I feel unspecial...

Anybody who posted here saying they're unappreciated deserves to be worthless.

Tommy Dreamer is the living embodyment of making the most of what you've got without ever improving as a wrestler. Like Goldberg, but more so.

Oh, did they teach you that at Cornell? Schmuck. And no, I'm not sure what part of that post was an insult either, but either way fuck yous all...

YO MOMMA! Unless she posts on this board of course...

*NEW INDUCTEES* Stardust JSYK IDRM Incandenza Mainly because I forgot them, but I don't think there's many more. I didn't put the WDI guys on there because, well, they're WDI guys. They deserve a list of their own!

Fucking Southampton bastards...

Having just got the program over here in the UK, may I just say Queer Eye rocks. That is all...

This is the antithesis of Banky's thread, to prove we're not all as bad as Mik at Cornell: Banky FrozenBlockOfPiss CWM Ripper Zack Malibu The Czech Republic LaParkaYourCar and post-humously The New Me ....yea, you all fucking rock.

You say that like its not true... schmuck

This thrad saved the board. It had CWM, Ripper and me. It ruled like a king on speed.

Damn, I thought CWM went into rehab to cure the fact he's a raging chaveosexual. But that can never be cured...

Can I have my name changed to "The Ministry Of Chave"? Thanks.