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Dark Match *Sylvain Grenier defeated ??? Velocity *Big Vito defeated ??? *Doug Basham defeated Caprice Coleman. *Simon Dean defeated Russell Simpson. *Scotty 2 Hotty defeated William Regal by DQ when Paul Birchall interfered, making his TV debut. Regal and Birchall laid out Scotty. Smackdown *Randy Orton (with Bob Orton) defeated Hardcore Holly. *Teddy Long and a "UPN representative" announced the Friday Night Smackdown change and that the first Friday episode would feature WWE World champion Batista vs. JBL in a Summerslam rematch *The Peep Show with special guests Booker T and Sharmell. The Mexicools came out and ended up being run off by Christian and Booker. *Heidenreich defeated Joey Mercury via DQ when Johnny Nitro used a chair on Heidenreich. *Backstage, Chris Benoit said he beat Orlando Jordan faster then he could drink a cup of coffee and they played the tape of the Summerslam match in a split screen with him drinking coffee. *Backstage, JBL was going off on Orlando Jordan for losing. The main event tonight is Rey Mysterio & Chris Benoit & Batista vs. JBL & Orlando Jordan & Eddie Guerrero. *Super Crazy and Psicosis defeated Booker T and Christian. Sharmell and Christian ended up arguing and he walked out. Crazy pinned Booker. *Backstage, Randy Orton was with his father Bob Orton and said that at Summerslam, The Undertaker's legacy was destroyed. They signed an Undertaker DVD and said it would be going up for auction on the WWE website with the proceeds going to the Undertaker retirement fund. *Teddy Long came out and announced a Lingerie match between Christy Hemme and Stacy Keibler. The Network representative came out and said that they couldn't have it on TV (Note from Mike: Oh God, they are doing ECW on TNN angles?) so they had it just for the live crowd with Hemme winning. *Ken Kennedy pinned Funaki in his Smackdown debut. *They aired a video for John Cena's CD. *Rey Mysterio & Batista & Chris Benoit defeated Eddie Guerrero & JBL & Orlando Jordan after Jordan took all three finishers. The crowd went nuts for Batista. Quick Results: -- Randy Orton defeated Hardcore Holly -- Heidenreich defeated Joey Mercury by DQ -- Super Crazy & Psicosis defeated Booker T. & Christian -- Ken Kennedy defeated Funaki -- Batista, Chris Benoit, & Rey Mysterio defeated JBL, Eddie Guerrero, & Orlando Jordan

Actually, Vince and Stephanie went to battle over the finish. Stephanie booked HHH to beat Hogan, and Vince completely overrid her finish and booked Hogan to win the title.

I've got a better idea for Jordan/Benoit: Don't do it anymore.

Molly Holly was not ousted. She quit the night she had to job to Christy Hemme for her WM21 buildup.

More, more, more.

I remember back in mid-2004, Sid Vicious was telling people he was planning to be back in WWE full time by Christmas. These things should be taken with a humongous grain of salt.

She'd look a lot better if she got all the fat out of her face.

This is what it's going to lead to: "World Wrestling Entertainment has released Kerwin White (a.k.a. Chavo Guerrero, Jr.) from his contract. We wish him the best in all his future endeavors." -- WWE.Com

RAWs in Canada don't feel the same anymore without Earl Hebner.

I've been saying since 1998 that Vince McMahon is not a genius, but a really lucky idiot.

I remember right after the Brand Extension when it was still WWF and they made Jakked/Metal the Smackdown B-show before Velocity was made, The Godfather turned heel and everyone forgot about it a month later because it happened on Jakked/Metal.

The early RAW Magazines used to be really good spank material when I was 13. I spent a lot of time with the first Marlena mag. Oh yes.

As if they weren't toned down enough.

This is nowhere to be found on PWInsider.

The following was posted on Chris "Tatanka" Chavis' web site: "So I was just offered a WWE contract. Stay tuned as I lose those extra pounds and get back to the old Tatanka that you remember!"

Tatanka was never a fitness guru during his WWF days anyways. He was starting to expand heavily during his final days in early-1996.

Um, Tatanka was around a lot earlier than Charlie Norris.

It might have something to do with the DivaSearch. Remember when they brought back Kamala for it?

Former WWF star Chris "Tatanka" Chavis is backstage at the Raw taping at the Mohegan Sun Casino in Uncasville, CT. Given that he isn't local to the area and word was going around over the weekend that WWE was trying to track him down, it's likely he's going to be involved in some fashion on Raw tonight.

From David Gaworecki's house show report on WrestlingObserver.com: The Boogeyman bt. Stevie Richards by countout. This match was really strange. Boogeyman does all sorts of weird things like rocking back and forth on his heels and loping around the ring, topped off with random screaming and weird faces. Dr. Phil needs to have a serious talk with this dude. At one point, Stevie gets tossed out of the ring and takes a horrendous bump on the outside. Referee takes a long look at him, and then counts him out. Boogeyman looks legitimately confused, and then makes his exit. The referee checks on Richards, and puts up the “X” sign. UH OH. Other officials run out and check him out for a few minutes. They help him to his feet, and half drag him back to the dressing room. The entire time Richards was grabbing his ribs. The match itself lasted about 3 minutes. Everybody looked a little worried because the whole thing seemed awkward. No big move, no anything; just a standard fall to the outside with a countout and an apparently injured wrestler. Weird. Hope he’s okay.

Triple H also did that for a couple of weeks until the new belt was finished. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The belt was already done when Jericho had the title. There was a picture on that Reggie Parks guy's website of the Undisputed Title with Jericho's nameplate on it. HHH just wanted it held off until he won it.

Numerous sources have confirmed that both Jamie Knoble and Spanky are heading back to World Wrestling Entertainment. Knoble (who has been working as James Gibson on the independent scene) was at WWE headquarters in Stamford, CT yesterday. Neither have been given a start date with the company and it is expected they will be given the opportunity to finish out their independent commitments. CREDIT: PWInsider

I do remember a story a few months ago saying Jericho's contract ended in August and there was question as to whether or not he would re-sign given the current creative nature of the company.

Meltzer said the voting was legit and they banked on HBK winning slightly over Benoit, but thought Edge would come in dead last. Edge turned out almost winning the thing and they almost got burned.

100. WWE will start picking on Italian-Americans named Mark Capotani