SuperJerk

How do you release someone who was never under contract?

The term "future hall of famer" is played out like Dig Dug.

I cannot stress enough how much I hate Finley's ring attire.

I bet Boogeyman's favorite children's author is Thomas Rockwell. I love the way the heels always kiss up to Tazz and blow off Cole.

We should just use this as the OAO Smackdown Thread.

Podcast from Ron Moore for "LAY DOWN YOUR BURDENS" Half-ass spoilage from AICN:

You're reasoning is sound, but you're also trying to apply rational thought to irrational people.

And it was also in better shape before the Europeans got there, fucked everything up, and didn't clean up the mess when they left. Of course, it was technologically backwards, enough so for many to be basically around Stone Age or Iron Age. How much longer did you want to stay out of the way? I'll excuse your ignorance of their level of technology because I'd rather point out that the political, cultural, and biological devastation that Europeans brought to Africa is being completely overlooked here.

Ironically, my wife's top baby name was Owen before we found out we were having a girl. So you went w/ Beru, right? The second top boy name was Ben, but I was actually going for a Hart family reference.

He's supposedly been booking Smackdown, and the show has been blowing away Raw. I'm curious, how long has he been booking Smackdown? Other than the Mark Henry push and the Eddie stuff I've enjoyed what I've seen of the show recently. The Eddie stuff and the Mark Henry push, and (if I could add) the Randy Orton main event push have been huge chunks of the show that are hard to overlook.

And it was also in better shape before the Europeans got there, fucked everything up, and didn't clean up the mess when they left.

Okay, we both explained that the difference in signal degradation between the two systems look different and takes different forms. I just pointed out when it happens to cable, the entire picture looks bad, whereas with a digital system most of the picture and sound stays intact. Yeah, and maybe its because I left cable 3 years ago and there have apparently been some stunning improvements in picture transmission technology since then. Of course, that doesn't explain why when I go to people's houses that have cable the picture looks worse the higher yuou go on the dial, even with a brand new TV. With satelitte, all of the channels are of the same high quality. Its beamed to my house via satelitte, and every channel looks great unless there's terrible weather (at which point you shouldn't be watching TV anyways due to power surges).

Excellent use of punctation to illustrate your point, by the way. Speaking of excellent points (or not), Desperate Housewife is mysteriously missing from this discussion.

But its an OMFG DREAM MATCH~!!!!!!1111

Yup...the jokes are really cumming tonight....

That's $1.20 per epsiode, by the way.

Which version?

You're entitled to your opinion, but rating it a zero is just being a dick.

Even that didn't help. Ep. 2 was written by Jonathon Hales. For each film, because I'm a huge nerd, I read the novelizations before I saw the films. The stories actually worked in that form, in my opinion. I'm convinced the problem was with the acting (which, judging from behind the scenes footage, Lucas intentionally directed to be a stiff and dull as possible) and editing (because Lucas thinks 34563 separate shots of ships taking off and landing really ads to the mythos of the epic I guess). The gigantic gaping plotholes didn't help either. I enjoyed watching them a lot the first time I saw each of them, but none of the films in the new trilogy stand up to repeat viewing the way that the original trilogy did.

Go ahead.

I cannot stop laughing at this. Someone needs THE CHECK THAT IS REALITY!!!![/warrior speak]

This is all I read.

I've been dying to whip this out again...

Welcome to the creamy icing on the layered cake of bad puns that is this thread.