SuperJerk

What about his actual matches?

Hasn't it been 2 months since their last appearance?

He doesn't deserve to be in the ring with a monster or freak? So that's why Jillian's not out there!

Indeed. "She's faking!" "I'm sure she is faking." Probably not the first time those sentences has been uttered.

Secret plancha spot!!!!!

Her J-Lo hairdo last week wasn't bad.

Melina's sporting Farrah-hair this week.

Rey and Eddie's ghost deserve a shot at the Tag Team titles. Wow...listen to the boos Rey not being in the WM main event got... Are you listening, Vince? And what's up with Orton's promo (before the Hell part)? Is there some random cliche machine backstage writing this crap?

What the fuck is wrong with your parents?

How appropriate.

The Supreme Court isn't an elected body. Political feasibility of decisions just isn't a factor. Its fun to watch people argue against points no one was trying to make.

Exactly. The way its written its as if its making a statement, as in "[i'm the one] who sucks now." NOTHING will ever beat THIS shirt... ...for akward tackiness.

You'd think for $400 billion we'd have caught bin Laden.

Care to place a wager on that? All this "the issue is settled" nonsense is just lip service from conservatives to get pro-choice women to vote for them. Visit the Bible belt much? While it be cool to alleviate the right's bullshitting on the issue because they'd actually have to put up or shut up about it, I'm not looking forward to the onslaught of pro-life TV ads that will make the last presidential election look like civil discourse.

So...the abortion split is now 5-4, huh?

Beat me to it.

All I can see are the words "fuck," "Chloe," and "whore mouth."

I don't quite understand your comment. Looks like the second half of the comment is missing.

This thread's heading for the classics folder.

You mean the One-Term-inator?

There's no master checklist of conservative positions that you can grade a conservative against. Conservativism is a political philosophy which can lend itself to different positions on issues. How the philosophy is interpreted varies by the individual. For example, his border policy helps businesses. Helping businesses has been traditionally a conservative thing to do.

I don't think being a conservative and being an internationalist are mutually exclusive, since free trade's right out of classic economic theory. Bush is all over the map ideologically, though. Most successful politicians are. I think our definition of conservative and liberal in America are all wrong. Most conservatives I know are really reactionaries (want things to go back to the way they were in the 1920s or 1950s), and most of the liberals I now are actually conservative (want things to stay they way they've been since the Great Society). This, of course, is partly because the Democrats haven't had a new idea since 1972. I sometimes call myself a liberal, but in reality my political hero is a man who left the White House over a half century ago.

That'll never happen. It would require him to dethrone Ronald Reagan.

I was in the Navy just a couple of years after Tailhook...yeah, you're absolutely right about his interaction with the female officer. I read Ebert's review and it sounds like the movie was written 20 years ago. At least in "An Officer and a Gentleman" they had the good sense to make the love interest a civilian. And nothing beat "Full Metal Jacket" for depictions of military training, in my book. No chicks, just colorful language.

I'll say it: I honestly don't understand how Hannity even has a job.