SuperJerk

Michael Turner's artwork looks like what happens when you watch an anamorphic widescreen movie on a 4:3 screen. Everything's too tall and skinny.

ITS PEANUT BUTTER SHELLEY TIME!!!!

Calling myself anything other than Y2Jerk is pointless, since most people refer to me as that anyways. Can I please go back to that?

I'm wondering how the libertarians on this board are going to spin Sheehan's treatment.

People cheered Stone Cold over Bret Hart because Austin doesn't know how to play a heel.[/HHH Logic]

I suspect this comment will come back to bite hhhim in the ass at WM22. Triple H once again shows his understanding of the audience that lead him to: -his 2002 face run -get Orton over as the top face in 2004 -build heat for his 2 main events with Scott Steiner in 2003 -claim RVD never connected with fans

No, they wont... TNA from 8 to 9...Earl and Office 9 to 10 Everybody Hates Chris and Smallville come on at that time, as will Alias when (and if) it returns.

The State of the Union has become this for a long time and it has become really old. What's also old is the "don't stand if the guy isn't in your party" stuff. If you like what he said, clap. If you don't, be quiet. Fuck your party lines. Given the increasing amount of pandering to the party's "base" we've seen over the last few elections, you really can't blame them. And its not like right/left wing talk shows won't be bitching about what guy did or didn't clap for what tomorrow. Congress = trained monkeys dancing for the partisan hacks' amusement. Here's one of those quotes that sounds good until you actually think about it... An amusing quote considering that Bush is both: a) commander-in-chief of the U.S. military and b) a politician in Washington DC. Unless he meant he's going back to Crawford, Texas for the remainder of the war (which is actually a possibility). Of course what Bush probably means is that military necessity will determine troop levels rather than political considerations. But why start now?

This is why taping 2 shows in one night is a bad idea.

I've been hearing this a lot, but no one has yet to post a link to an even remotely credible source. A Doom Patrol series would only work if they made it self-contained, and ignored how John Byrne fucked it up in the comics.

People who didn't like Galaxy Quest, not unlike Mystery Men, just weren't in on the joke. Not bad movies, its just that many people didn't get them.

Can you elaborate or give examples from the movie? I'm curious.

Rey vs. RVD has been on my wishlist for years right below HBK vs. Eddie. Too bad we never got that one.

Meltzer's more reliable than CNN these days.

Heenan would work for Perfect. Or Flair.

Putting Rocky Johnson in the Hall of Fame is possibly THE ONLY way they could get The Rock at Wrestlemania. I don't see Savage getting in. The others are all good choices.

Rey isn't fighting Angle for the title at WM. It's going to be Angle v Orton That doesn't make any sense. Orton beats Rey for his title shot at NWO would set it up, but I have no idea why Rey would logically put his shot on the line against Orton unless Orton uses Eddie to piss Rey off enough and goad him into it...but then that would make Rey look dumb. From a booking stand-point I don't understand it. Orton's god-push evaporated shortly after Survivor Series. Between playing Undertaker's bitch all year, jobbing clean to Benoit last week, and becoming Booker T's errand boy, they certainly didn't instill the fans with confidence that he should be the guy main eventing the biggest show of the year. They could be going for a "boo me because I totally don't deserve to be in this spot" type of heat, but has that ever really worked to get a guy over? And who backstage honestly still believes that Randy Orton is suddenly at the level necessary to be main eventing?

Yeah, but you might as well have but spoiler tags on it. I've got a sick feeling that's pretty much how its going to play out.

Where is Taker returning from exactly? Christmas vacation? The Hamptons? 'Nam? This whole "Undertaker disappears for 1-6 months at a time for no reason" booking that's been going on since WM20 is just fucking ridicules.

So, um...what the fuck happened to Angle vs. Henry? Did the match actually even happen?

^Taker vs. Angle is for No Way Out.^ They've already been advertising it. Rey isn't fighting Angle for the title at WM. It's going to be Angle v Orton That doesn't make any sense.

Angle vs. Rey as the WM main event is gonna be fucking sweet. Their Summerslam match 4 years ago was fucking great. Plus, if Rey wins it, he'll be the 5th member of the SD6 to win a world title.

Triple H winning the Rumble would have almost no heat given the only build-up was one on-air promo.

No. They. Didn't.