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He can if you count '02 & '03. Today's date is February 7, 2006. And John Cena sucks.

63. John Cena can't be favorably evaluated on his own merits. Seriously, if you want to compare Cena to a past wrestler, compare him to a past wrestler he actually has something in common with. Not just someone also just happen to be a world champion. The logic of the "this is what you guys said about HHH in 2000 argument" is that HHH in 2000 didn't have nearly as many flaws as Cena. Sorry that's so fucking hard to understand.

I kind of was when I started it last night. Now I'm wondering why everyone decided to come to the guy's defense and trying to stupidly claim he's not actually a troll, but a guy with a legitimate difference of opinion. People who don't think PejaVu is a troll are morons, exhibit A: I see we're now using the Alanis Morrisette definition of irony. Did I ever claim that PejaVu derailed my discussion? Fuck, no. You seem to be under the false impression I wanted him banned, punished, or something. Lighten up. People who can't recognize the obvious shouldn't destroy their own already-limited credibility arguing trolls aren't actually trolls, and getting pissed off and people who can. How's that for citing cliches? (Ironically, not actually a cliche.)

61. The way people keep comparing Cena today to other wrestlers in years past, as if he actually has anything in common with them other than holding the belt.

60. How people who complain about criticism of Cena never seem to be able to actually explain why the criticism isn't valid.

Please note the part about Edge/Foley was posted before last night's show, and the Orton/Angle report has been going around since before last week's Smackdown. Basically, this validates my opinion that Meltzer knows what he's talking about most of the time.

If you people can't figure out that a guy who insults board favorites in every single post (especially when his post is less than a dozen and he's only been a member for a few days) is a troll, I can't fucking help you.

On that note, I caught about 15 seconds of Mancow this morning and just about wrecked my car in anger. I did regain my sanity long enough to change the channel, though.

56. He seems to know 101 ways to invite another man to perform oral sex on him.

I never said that. Apparently you DID totally missed the part where I said... Note the word "all". Need more info? Here, I'll make it easy for you. Chris Benoit on the Mic vs Chris Masters in the Ring, Which is Worse? That and he only has, like, 10 posts to his name. If that doesn't lead you to the conclusion he's a troll, then I can't help you.

People need to stop equating being a liberal with being a Democrat.

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For some reason the bump off the cage impressed me more, but now that you mention it...

23. The Five Knuckle Shuffle, in fact, only uses four knuckles.

Shane's taken some pretty spectacular bumps. They were all contrived (jumping onto crash pads) or accidental, for instance the spot where Angle tried to throw him through glass I think only for it not to break causing Shane to fall on his head wasn't a bump he planned so he doesn't get credit for that as there's a huge difference between a botched spot and a bump as someone else mentioned. Clearly Foley didn't accidentally fall off of the cage or through the cage into a gimmicked part of the mat so those are legit bumps. But the fact remains Angle DID mean to throw him through the glass, which was still a pretty spectacular planned bump. And Foley's second fall was an accident. I still give Foley the edge, though, since he's taken far more sick legitimate bumps than Shane over the years.

The Highlanders shouldn't be a tag team since there can be only one. Aw, shit. Its time for bed.

Maybe I'm off the mark here...but how many of the people tuning into the replays didn't watch it on Saturdays? The combined viewership of Saturday night and Monday night's a pretty good chunk of audience, it would seem. Unless I'm totally misinterpreting the ratings, Impact has the potential to score in the 2.0s.

Whoa...slow down there, wild man.

Well, there was the Brock Lesnar Shooting Star Press into a near Death Dive a while back. Everyone was concerned about Angle, but it was Brock who ended up damn near killing himself. There's a difference between taking a bump and fucking up a move.

Apparently with dead silence. Cindy Sheehan is to Dem's like Jack Thompson is to video games. She's the best tool the GOP have stumbled upon to get them moderate and undecided voters. Yeah, that was relevant.

But has anyone really taken a better set of bumps since?

21. Ever see his "before they were superstars" segment?

Your grasp of the issues is superb.

And sicne that's exactly what the fans would want to see, the odds of it happening have just gone down dramatically.

Probably because he wrote the story himself. That's no excuse.