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I want proof that Canada has television.

I'd like to know why DH thinks they took the belt off of Edge, except so they could do Triple H vs. Cena. By the way, its been 5 years since Triple H wasn't in a world title match at Wrestlemania. Not even The Rock or Steve Austin can claim 5 consecutive years of world title matches. And this time (2002-2006) was during a business slump. Who the hell keeps the same guy at the top during a business slump unless he's got some extra pull backstage?

27. Robots and computers fucking HATE us.

Anyone surprised by this? Anyone?

Vince and Ace work in the office - HHH doesn't Except that's where he was at last summer when he wasn't on TV.

I don't see why we shouldn't hate all three.

I alway thought the studio got the bulk of the gate for the first few weeks, and then the exhibitor got more as time went on (like after 6 weeks or so). At least that's the excuse used whenever someone is asked why concession prices are so high.

Ok, possible bad choice of words. But I think anyone who goes after HHH is wasting their time. Criticise Creative if you want, criticise Vince (for giving him a job in the first place, i suppose), but criticising HHH? For what? Hunter is on creative. He has control of his own programs and is one of the most powerful people in WWE, probably only behind Vince. If you believe that sort of thing. And besides, if if he did have political power (again, I doubt it) - why would HHH care about the Dudley's - a MID-CARD pseudo nostalgia act that'd been reduced to a series of idiot spots in crappy matches against better teams. When the brand extension started they split the Dudleys up, putting Bubba Ray on Raw and D-Von on Smackdown (with a new gimmick, Reverend D-Von). In the middle of 2002 right when his singles push was starting to take to the fans, Bubba Ray was placed in a mini-feud of sorts with HHH. They would verbally snipe each other backstage here and there, to the point where it finally culminated into a physical confrontation on a Raw right after HHH was awarded the new World Heavyweight Title by Eric Bischoff, where Bubba Ray damn near killed HHH powerbombing him through a table (he lost his leverage and HHH went through the side of the table, almost impaling him). The next week, HHH promptly squashed Bubba Ray in a World Title match in about 6 minutes that thoroughly killed his singles push to the point they had to ship D-Von, who was doing well breaking out on his own on Smackdown, to Raw. That's probably where all this bitterness for HHH from Bubba Ray comes in. I doubt D-Von would have any strong words about HHH like that, unless he feels sympathetic for Bubba Ray and all the other people who were victims of HHH's political power. I don't remember their single pushes going over well with anyone. Never let facts get in the way of a good HHH story.

I have no doubt Peter Brady could take him.

And he was voted most likely to have zero heat.

Yeah, but it was released right before WWF had to switch to WWE, so it was kind of fucked and couldn't sell it as long. You're wrong. It came out after the name switch. This comment has already been explained and defended twice by two people (myself and S_D) but hey, why not a 3rd time? The DVD came out a mere 3-4 months after the switch to WWE. As such, they were allowed to release videos that didn't blur logos (this woud effect Hogan's 2002 return) or mute the intials "WWF" (this effects everything else). By 2003, just 4 months after the DVDs release, everything had to be blurred and muted. Go ahead and defend the statement 4, 5, 6, or 100 more times. It'll still be wrong.

The way I see that HHH is gonna be booked, with his King of Kings stuff, as the strongest/best thing to ever walk this earth. He's gonna win all the matches in the tourny clean, burying everyone in his path. Forgone conclusion, sez I.

We need an "OAO Sean Hannity is a Dirtbag" thread.

From the sounds of Chappelle's actions, you'd think the man was on drugs or something.

I'm going to do some research and find out what really happens to a state senate seat in KS if the senator dies. Remember, we're talking state level here, not federal. I wouldn't think a governor would be allowed to appoint a person to the state senate, who would be voting for the very bills a state governor would propose.

That main event got old quick. The rest of the show was pretty solid.

Yeah, but it was released right before WWF had to switch to WWE, so it was kind of fucked and couldn't sell it as long. You're wrong. It came out after the name switch. Yeah...that's not a misleading title.

During the first 1 and 1/2 seasons of Alias, before it turned into "The Adventures of Jennifer Garner's Love Life", it was an actual good show. Her father, Jack Bristow, was basically Batman as a CIA agent. He was a total asshole who would spare no expense in ethics or rules to get the job done. Of course, he was one of the good guys, and their boss Sloane was an even BIGGER son-of-a-bith who was always one step ahead of the real CIA. I die a little inside when I compare how good that show used to be with the scenes of pregnant Sydney going undercover, Grandpa Jack being all over-protective, and heartwarming scenes of them putting her baby's crib together. Fuck you, JJ Abrams. You ruined a perfectly good action show and turned it into a heart-warming family drama.

You all are on crack. This Hollywood tear-jerker was a hodge-podge of sports movies cliches, coupled with boring in-ring cinematography and half-ass character development. The villian was so cookie-cutter I'm half surprised he didn't tie Rene Zellwegger to a railroad track for Crowe to come and rescue her. Its as if directors think that all you have to do is slap a "based on a true story" label on any pile of crap and even the most predictable, corny garbage gets the "instant classic" treatment. And, by the way, it takes place during the Great Depression. A fact impossible to forget because Ron Howard does something to remind you of it about once every 2 minutes. I'd actually argue this wasn't so much a movie about boxing as it was a docudrama about the Great Depression with a boxing subplot. Maybe this was a necessary element for people who'd never heard of the Great Depression, but after the 10th time the storyline went out of its way to remind you that Braddock's family was poor because of the Great Depression, and he was going to loose his kids because of the Great Depression, and there's no way he'd ever steal or not pay back money in spite of the Great Depression, I felt like bombing Pearl Harobr myself just so it would end. If you ever want to watch a GREAT boxing movie, with interesting characters and really good fight scenes, watch "Raging Bull" instead.

A little of both?

Veronica? Janine. Because of the short reddish hair and dorky glasses.

Or perhaps Bush has principles he'd put above party loyalty and political feasibility? To people like Bush, abortion is murder. They'd take an election loss if that's what it takes to outlaw it. I don't share the opinion that the Supreme Court rolling back personal freedom "typically bullshit", especially considering Bush has only nominated people so far who agree with his view on the issue. If there's another vacancy, Roe v. Wade is as good as gone.

Kristal looks like the Ghostbusters' secretary. With big brown tits.

MUST Booker T audition for an announcing position every other week?

Did you *see* the winner?