SuperJerk

I was wondering the same thing about the maimed characters. Which guy got his arm ripped off? And was Red Star the one turned to ice?

Its the crap that keeps on giving. I'm nominating Road House. Horrible movie, but so many awesome moments.

So...I guess in the alternate timeline Lois died too?

Indeed.

The same way she was able to leap up and run up the side of a wall, or go from being in a coma to being in the greatest fighting shape of her life in a month. Its a fucking kung fu movie. Realism was never sold as part of the package. Bingo. And thank you for admitting you didn't like it without destroying your own credibility by declaring it one of the worst movies you've ever seen. You fags who keep saying this is the worst movie you've ever seen are either lying or have never seen a film from the last 20 years starring an SNL castmember. Some of you pipe-smoking motherfuckers just want attention for declaring a movie with a strong cult following to be worse than anyhting else you've ever seen in your life. I'm just waiting for some jackass cunt to say "Star Wars" and bring the wrath of the internet down on his ass.

Because he's the sworn enemy of free speech for wanting to limit how much money corporations could spend on political advertising, and the campaign finance reform bill he sponsored could somehow be used to ban internet blogs. At least that's what people have told me.

Since I pretty much mostly watch UPN and WB (Smallville, Smackdown, Everybody Hates Chris, and sometimes Veronica Mars), this just means I won't have to set up to record as many shows at the same time for me. For those of us in the KC market, I really hope 29 is the station chosen to carry the new network, since their HD broadcast signal actually reaches my house.

*insert Chuck Norris joke here*

*turns off TV*

Ric Flair? I'm shocked. Just shocked. And surprised. And shocked.

You're not fooling anyone. You weren't surprised, either.

Triple H's promo was the very definition of "going into business for yourself".

This may be the last time you ever see Helms on Raw.

Its Bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

And a smile.

I think Shawn is the audience's POV character.

HEY LOOK! ITS A MOVIE THAT PARODIES OTHER MOVIES! OMG HOW FUNNY!!!!!

...Triple H/Gerwertz/Stephanie/George Bush/Stock Market... ...Santa Claus/Dr. Doom/the Easter Bunny/Benito Mussolini... ...Bill Clinton/Josef Stalin/Tom Sawyer/Larry "Bud" Melman... The Tooth Fairy/Pol Pot/Hurricane Katrina/Al Franken... ...Johnny Cochrane/Yoko Ono/Billy Martin/Muhhamed Hussan...

...Triple H/Gerwertz/Stephanie/George Bush/Stock Market... ...Santa Claus/Dr. Doom/the Easter Bunny/Benito Mussolini... ...Bill Clinton/Josef Stalin/Tom Sawyer/Larry "Bud" Melman...

...Triple H/Gerwertz/Stephanie/George Bush/Stock Market...

Huh? That spot, while a cool nod to continuity, looked incredibly staged.

Even these two suck tonight.

Someone. Stop. Coach. From. Talking.

Lance Storm doesn't get trigonometry. Therefore, there are no triangles.

SO FUCKING WHAT? Does Lance Storm tell you what to eat for breakfast, too?