SuperJerk

What was up with the noises she was making after Torrie kicked her ass? She sounded like she was crying.

I'm not convinced.

Any guy making fun of the way Torrie looks or how old she is qualifies as pound-me-in-the-ass-because-I-want-your-man-juice gay. I'll agree she's a talentless bimbo, but she still looks better than anything anyone who has ever posted on this board will ever get within 2 feet of. Believe it.

Last night's show didn't change my mind. I've already seen Angle and Cena feud a couple of times on Smackdown, so I don't care to see it again. HBK vs. Chris Masters, and Flair vs. Carlito don't sound worth sticking around for either. I'm done. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Who cares. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "I do?"

Christian's still the heel, he just had a momentarily lapse of tweenership to forward an upcoming feud with Mr. and Mrs. Sharmell Sullivan. Jesus loves us. ...or not.

I've been saying all along that we probably wouldn't like the outcome of Iraqi democratic rule. Not that they shouldn't be allowed to have it, but the chances of Iraq evolving into a peaceful US ally are slight at best.

Will "Gladiator" Extended Edition be an additional hour of slow-motion footage? Maybe they'll explain how Maximus journeyed from Gaul to Spain to Africa in the span of a few hours.

Napoleon really wasn't that short. The confusion occurs because a French foot is different than an English foot. He was actually 5'6", which was considered above average for 1800. Pacino is 5'7".

Let me add that her speech during the 2004 DNC (as well as every other speech of her I've ever heard) was so boring and horribly delivered she made Bob Dole look like JFK. When you can't match Bob Dole for oratory talent, you've got a problem.

Public transportation will never work in Kansas City. We pretty much all decided to live in decentralized sporadic clusters, thus making a sensible public transportation system completely impossible. Plus, the Missouri Department of Transportation has made it to where no one can get anywhere, ever, thanks to never-ending road work that never seems to actually fix a damn thing. Walk up to any Kansas Citian andd say the words "Paseo Bridge" and you're likely to get a steady stream of vulgarities so graphic Joe Pesci would ask you to tone it down.

Maybe I'm missing something, but I don't see how comparing 9/11 to Pearl Harbor is the same as saying they allowed 9/11 to happen. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Some theorists speculate that Roosevelt knew about Pearl Harbor days before the attack. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> But does Cindy Sheehan think that? That's the only way you could get that interpretation. If she does, fuck her. Nobody badmouths FDR on my watch!

Cryptic title indeed. We're talking Mike Sc levels here.

Is it just me, or is it every fundamentalist takes everything in the Bible as literally true except the parts where Jesus talks about loving one another, forgiving, and taking care of people? I vote we take some Jesus quotes, attribute them to someone else, then watch the fundamentalists call whoever said it a dirty liberal.

Last night's show didn't change my mind. I've already seen Angle and Cena feud a couple of times on Smackdown, so I don't care to see it again. HBK vs. Chris Masters, and Flair vs. Carlito don't sound worth sticking around for either. I'm done.

Canadians are cool, exhibit 34087C.

I caught a little bit of this when my wife was watching it. What was that song?

Betty Brant was in the Spider-Man movies?

Maybe I'm missing something, but I don't see how comparing 9/11 to Pearl Harbor is the same as saying they allowed 9/11 to happen. I'll reiterate my stance: I don't really agree with the woman (Bush is NOT a terrorist), but I won't stand by and let every attack on her go unquestioned.

Did Flair forget to pack a shirt that fits him?

WWE could fuck up a cup of coffee. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The WWE could fuck up Jesus's return.

You mean Lita? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I feel bad for Edge's cock. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Her long hair probably hides her face. From the neck-down she's A+.

You mean Lita?

If you really planned on stop watching the product, you would have already. You don't place "deadlines" on when you officially end your interest in something, you know when it happens and let it fade out. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Thank you for telling me how to run my life, shithead. Now please go fuck yourself.

Jericho's not the only one leaving Raw after tonight. I gave those fuckers until tonight to put on something worth watching, and they've failed miserably. I doubt tonight's show is gonna change my mind.